Mighty fine.

2010-11-16T23:08:00.001+08:00

Over & Out.

2010-10-06T20:20:00.002+08:00

An irritating boy.

I'd like to think that my brother and I are quite close. But everytime he gets a girlfriend he becomes pussywhipped and I can feel the strain in our relationship. (the whole bros before hoes thing doesn't sit well with him) I always make friends with his girlfriends and love them wholeheartedly (becos if he loves them i dont see why i shouldn't. HE unfortunately cannot find it in his heart to let me find happiness because he totally hated josh). The only girlfriend of his i ever detested to the maximum.com was Peony. her blog was peony princess. #Whatdef. And she wrote on her blog a short paragraph on me (before she met me) She was all sth along the lines of "You little bitch, better watch it, I'm not scared of you etc etc etc" Like....Srsly? Ofc when she met me she was all fake and like HIIIII and i was just like........... hi. and that r/s didn't last long anyway (thank god)

SO anyway, a couple of days ago I found half a bowl of milk in the sink. My popo says Lips always eats halfway(hi lips). So the other day there was no more milk left and i told my brother to tell Lips not to waste milk. He said "Don't be so petty la. It's just milk"
Obviously i got quite pissed off because it's so easy for him to sit there and talk cock since I BOUGHT AND PAID FOR THE MILK.
But anyway. I let the matter rest, since i am an angel.

And then today my brother went to the toilet and shouted at me in a bastard tone to "put my laundry properly cos the door cant close". I put my laundry in the basket but sometimes if it juts out just abit the door can't close. So I'm like... "Can't you just shift it in abit" (its really just like giving it a fucking small push) And he's like "Can't you just put it in properly." Dont be stu can. And some more I ALWAYS HELP HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND PUT THEIR LAUNDRY PROPERLY IN SO I CAN CLOSE THE MOFUCKING DOOR.

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
i ask him not to waste milk (which is a valid and v reasonable thing to do) and he says dont be petty i ask him to help me shift the laundry basket in he cannot. WHAT THE FUCK. And the other day he called me a "Fucking bitch" to my face because the sofa people gave 2 pillows and i wanted one but he said he already said hes taking both of them because he has two people on his bed.

RUghruheriuhbheiufhveiuahfnruitgejnfdm im fucking angry lor. URGH.
Sometimes, boys are fucking stupid. Luckily it's not all the time. cheebye.

2010-10-02T22:55:00.000+08:00

Live today.

2010-09-28T20:31:00.002+08:00

Excuse me?

My dad has been trying to convince me the past few days that I don't need an extra pillow.

On the first night of our arrival to the new house, my brother comes into my room after a long day of unpacking and is like "Why you have 3 pillows. I also only have 3. But Liping is staying over. So I need another pillow." And just takes my third pillow.

I was abit confused and just sat on my bed like a lost little puppy and on the second night when i realised what he had done (horror horror shock shock and yes it did take me about 24hrs to realise i shld not let this pillow monster steal my pillow) I went to his room (while he was out) to claim what was and always will be mine. (I r so cunning)

So anyway. Our sofa set arrived today (its fucking awesome, can recline all) and along with the sofa came 2 new pillows (I LOVE PILLOWSSS) so my dad comes in and hes all "Do you need a new pillow" And i am like "Yes ofc. The more the merrier" And he is like "No. If you take this you must throw away one" And I am like... "No. I am KEEPING EVERYTHING" And he is like... "Kor is taking one so if you want one you must throw away"

And this is when i find out my brother doesn't need to throw away any pillows. Why the unfairness? Because, as my dad puts it, there are 2 people on my Bro's bed and only 1 on mine.

All I'M hearing is "Becos you dont have a boyfriend who sleeps on your bed every single fucking night you are not allowed to have more than 3 pillows"

Solution: Tmr im gonna text my dad. "Hey dad, my boyfriend is coming to stay over tonight (and the rest of this yr) so please put a pillow case on the new pillow and leave it on my bed. Lots of lurrrvveeee, Rah"

2010-09-22T20:52:00.003+08:00

I've got this thing known as a Math Paper 1 in my face now and it is quite irritating cos apart from that, the view of town also happens to be in my face as well. I have SOOO much hw and it's alrdy 9pm and i dunno where to start. I feel like just going to sleep but i know that my prelim results are probably already causing my teachers to be like "Wtfknnccb is sarah ng doing".
I got back my math. I got 35/100. LOL. my life sucks la. I know im supposed to do better. and i did study and all. Just that I was damn anxious and started to panic when i couldn't form the conjecture for Q2. And then Q3 was just mind fucking me. And then Q4 was really just a Cheebye. So basically it went downhill after the first question and I could. not. do. it.
Most people would think my shitults (shit-results) are due to complacency. But i WISH it was complacency. ahahaha. It's not btw. My grades always fluctuate. And from after mid yrs to prelims i was in a constant state of anxiousness and o-m-g-i-am-gg-to-fail-prelims. So. I need to get my act together asap.

2010-09-21T21:04:00.000+08:00

Urgh. I got some twitter virus and it is fucked up. Srsly. TTOO MUCH. i love twitter. I can't even like. create another acc. or sth. Twitter pls fix this shit otherwise you are going on #whatdef.

2010-09-19T12:10:00.002+08:00

Check it outtttt.

Hi guys! I moved into my room yesterday and have successfully unpacked everything. My favourite part about the room is my wall which is my new fav colour and the black thing you see there is my wardrobe. HEHE.

Renovations cost us about $80k which is really expensive since my house is quite small. But we custom made everything (my wardrobe, table, bed frames, etc)

Anyway, let me tell you some fun facts

1. I can see Lido and Crescent from my bed

2. My view is awesome

3. Straight bus to zouk, bugis, clarke quay, town, vivo (probably will take half the time i needed when i lived in BB)

4. I have an oven (!!!)

5. My lights cost 8k. (its those kind of hotel lights where you can on one light, off the other, and DIM!!) (i think this is abit unnecessary tho)

6. My bro and my parents' bed can be lifted up so you can put stuff underneath (i think this is major cool)

7. My wardrobe has lights (HEHEH) that automatically switch on when you open the wardrobe (HEHEHEHHEEHEH)

Eh ok thats about it. I thought there was alot more. HAHAHA. anyway im sooo happy.l like my window is huge so the view is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Can't wait for my pals to come over to check it out. Tmr par and nad are coming. Last night Twinkle came. Raied and Kanta came to say hi to me but they didnt come up cos it was real late already. HEHE. SOOO happy.

2010-09-17T14:25:00.002+08:00

So right, i met twinkle for lunch today. I asked her what she wanted to do for her birthday and girlfriend gave this speech on her Perfect Plan.

Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"OMG, i was thinking, and i wanted to go watch the Vampire movie. But then everyone keeps telling me it sucks. So then there are no other movies. Then i thought of the perfect birthday plan. I'll go to Starbucks and buy a really expensive drink and then sit there"

Me:
"Uhm.. Ok. Then?"

Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"Then i watch people go by and listen to music"

Me:
"Okay.. and then?"

Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"No thats it. Just buy a drink and sit at starbucks"

And then I died.

Ok anyway, gotta get back to packing. I have less than 24hrs till Moving time. My family gonna be P.I.S.S.E.D. OFF if by tonight i still dont get my shit together. ahahah. okay bye!

PS, twinkle then decided her perfect plan was stupid (after i had finished laughing i was like ok la it's your birthday if you want we can do that) especially for an 18th birthday. So we're having lunch with the class on Tuesday instead. Thank God for friends like me. hahahahahaah.
And I got a shock when twinkle was sending messages to our classmates and i asked her who replied and she said Judith (forgot jud was in our class)
Then after talking to jud and telling her i forgot about her yet again, on my way home I was making a list of who was gonna go on Tues.. and.................................................... I left out her name. HHAHAHAHAHH. (i rmb later on though. im so sorry jud, i couldnt even tell you this cos you would kill me)

2010-09-13T22:37:00.002+08:00

Barley Green.

So a couple of weeks ago my dad attended this talk by a christian doctor and he spoke of how God made man to be vegetarians etc,etc (Srsly I have doubts about that since I am not a huge fan of my vegetables). Well anyway, the doctor also introduced everyone to Barley Green which honestly, i have NO idea what it's for. Like vitamins i guess...? ahahah. But my dad came home a few days later with 2 Bottles of Barley Green.

So the reactions from my family members were far from receiving.

My bro laughed, my mom ignored my dad and i was all like "It's a scam, Dad."

And my dad is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. doctors dont usually recommend these things!!"

And I'm all like..................... "Yes dad... That's why it's a scam"

But anyway i did research on it and i cant really find much on it. but it's supposed to be some miracle thing (cures cholesterol, makes you more energetic, cures asthma, etcetc)

So my dad forces me to take it for my asthma. And that's when i find out you have to take TEN MOTHERFUCKING PILLS at one shot. and one pill is the size of an eraser i swear. (ok no la but its FUCKING BIG)

So the first time i ate it i popped one pill at a time. By my 3rd pill i was sure i was going to vomit and i was seriously NOT HAVING ANY OF THIS SHIT. so i popped the remaining 7 into my mouth and tried not to vomit.

You would think the next few times i eat it it'll be easier right... No.

Anyway. After 1 week the only thing that barley green did for me is ensure that my Gag reflexes were still in fine condition. So i prepared to break the horrible news to my dad that I refuse to take anymore of the green shit. and my dad comes home and he's all happy and chirpy and "GUESS WHAT!!! I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER 4 BOTTLES!!! POWDER FORM!!!"

Now, you guys should know that one bottle costs $120. one. fucking. hundred. and. fucking. twen fucking ty dollars. Ok. if your math is as good as mine, you'l know that $120 multiplied by 6 gives you one million dollars. Fucking cb ex.

I drank the powder one today (you mix the powder with water) and it looks and tastes lik ei just blended grass with mud. Im going to beat my dad up if i get asthma again.

Anyway, I'll be a good girl and continue taking it and if i become more awesome than i am now i'll let you guys know.

2010-09-12T22:13:00.002+08:00

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been updating this space alot. These few weeks I go online using my bro's mac and I'm not really comfortable with it. I usually just use his mac to go to twitter and facebook a couple other websites (Dlisted, Thesuperficial, Failblog, Perezhilton, Xiaxue) He doesn't really like it when I use his mac.

Anyway, my house is shit now. Like... For those of you who have ever been to my house, you'll know that it already is shit. So now it's like Shit X100000000000. Seriously. Its fucking funny how my family can have about 10 boxes alrdy donated to Salvation Army, another 10 bags brought down to the garbage dump and still have the house looking the same as before. It's like we just pull stuff out from invisible drawers. Now most of the stuff have formed a wall of boxes (Phenomena known as Boxation). I haven't helped at all cos Im in the midst of Prelims and supposed to be super busy studying. So while everyone has pretty much got their shit together (in boxes), mine are still all over the place (My bro's room, the dining table, my room, my mom's room, my mom's toilet, my own toilet). I'm hoping that while everyone does the whole "Pack early bit by bit" thing I will be able to do everything in one day a day before moving. Sarah Style. Dezz right. I'm glad that as I grow older I get wiser and I'm not so sentimental with stuff. In the past i used to keep everything (I kept my nails from when i keep my nails real long during holidays, babyteeth, extracted teeth from pre braces days, hair- these stuff are in my Weird Stuff drawer), but now I don't cry when I throw away stuff. HAHAHAHA.

With regards to the new house that I will be living in in 6 days (OhMahGawd), I have NOT seen it yet. I don't wanna go in the midst of renovation and get my hopes up thinking "it will get better" cos i will KILL MYSELF if the end product is worse than in-between. Everyone who has seen the house (actually, EVERYONE has seen the house) keeps saying it's really nice. But even if it's shit they're kinda obliged to say that. I'm really anxious about the house and I've already had two nightmares about it. :( My room better be the nicest otherwise im seriously going to eat my designer.

I spent the final September Holidays not doing anything. My grand aunty is here to stay with us. It's quite annoying because like, our house is so small. Furthermore we're packing and everything is so fucking messy and crowded. But she's been really nice and trying to be helpful. But like, I can't study in the living room since the two old women are there, my bro and Liping have slumber parties everyday (that last like 4 days a week) so they are in the room the whole time and i cant study there, and my parents are sleeping/packing their room. So i stay in my storeroom which has no windows and no tables. My life dammmm sad. But at least now with esther (who is damn fucking cute) it's much better and if i fail prelims (chances QUITE high), it is esther's fault cos i keep wanting to go see her and all.

Anyway, I've decided that I officially have a new favourite colour (HI LIONEL) it's not yellow (yellow is a slut la, seduced me temporarily) It's pink-purple-red. Idk what the proper name is. But my file is that colour. and also one side of my room is that colour. ^^ Black is still my ultimate love tho. HEHE.

Oh and i also really miss Juzzy alot. Like in Year 1 we had so many Rah & Juzzy adventures (like how we went to beach road for a party a day early AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH trytobecool fail) We're damn cute. I miss our adventures so much that i even dreamt about it. Like, i dreamt My Father (our dance group) signed up for a dance competition which was the next day and we hadnt even practiced once and J and i decided to go to Malaysia with our families. HAHAHAHAHAH. OHHHHHH well. Okay gonna go now. Bye yall.

2010-09-05T23:25:00.002+08:00

I have 2 weeks to pack 11 years of shit cos I'm moving out of the West! :)
It's a bittersweet moment because while I'm glad i don't need to take 1 hour to travel everywhere anymore, I won't have the nice stuff a condo can offer (security guard, clubhouse, gym, pool, etc). But oh well we must all embrace change. Im real excited to see my house. I have been refusing to go see the progress cos i want it to be a surprise. hehe. yay. ok. cyall.

2010-08-27T19:48:00.000+08:00

How cute is she.

2010-08-20T22:23:00.000+08:00

ashes says:
HI
http://freakingboys.tumblr.com/post/951177108/tgrade5-troyisnaked-pornadelic-im
HAHAA
damn funny

✯rah says:
yuckssssssssssssssssssssss (it's a frickin porn site for gays i swear)

ashes says:
fine...

✯rah says:
thats like me showing you my breasts
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT HUH HUHUHUHUHUHUH.

ashes says:
ew
no
no
no
no
no
plz

✯rah says:
see

ashes says:
i will overcome my fear of breasts after As I promise

✯rah says:
start with justine's

2010-08-19T20:58:00.002+08:00

Sup. My prelims are coming soon. Some studying might possibly help. But FUCK ME because everyday i am getting headaches which result in me going home and taking naps that last longer than the amount of time i sleep at night. You guys might be thinking, so just sleep longer at night? Correct? WRONG MOFOS. i take the longest time to start studying for the day. And longer sleep at night makes me vvvv tired in the day and i will confirmpluschop still get headaches. I really dont want to stop taking pandols because it it bad (Panadol is really harmful to your liver and stays in your body for 5 yrs Hello Saeful Hakim)

So anyway. I am turning 18 in 3 days. Hope it'll be a good one. :)

2010-08-12T18:22:00.003+08:00

So, today I went to school and everything seemed normal. Then i look at Nadia and to my horror there is some shit on her face. So i tell her and she's like "It's nexcare acne patch. It's a sticker" And like, she talks as if it's NORMAL to put a sticker on her face and walk around school. So for the rest of the day i just refused to give chance anymore and i kept telling her tmr i'm gonna bring my sticker book and we can paste my furry dinosaur pictures on our pimples.

Also, every time i looked at Nadia I told her there was something on her face. HAHAHA.

And then when we did the survey they gave us a green label with our names and IC numbers on it so i stuck it on my chin and went like "Guess who i am" HAHHAHAHAH. It was damn funny (becos i am damn funny. hi saeful i bet you are disagreeing now but really i am)

Also, in the library, i made gerard do a math question for me and apparently i copied the question wrongly (sorry baby)

And during geog remedial i used nadias hand sanitiser and did a hand action to help with the evaporation of the dettol and miss baptist thought i was asking her to move the screen lower so that was quite embarrassing. HAHA.

I should probably stop watching so much tv man. haiz. haiz. haiz. Ok bye.

HAHAHahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love u Noddy.

2010-08-12T18:01:00.003+08:00

Hey Ya'll
I've got a new favourite show: Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane
But it was only available during the National Day weekend so now im back to Kimoraless.
BTW, the national day parade costumes were so bad, like... Omg bad.
Anyway, I've been spending alot of time with my 1.5 months old niece Esther.
Check it out:

We let the maid carry her. Ok no thats just me. HAHAH. but i look damnnnn shiok cos i just woke up.

2010-08-10T18:17:00.001+08:00

2010-07-30T22:39:00.001+08:00

Watched Precious today. Not as good as I expected.
My brother joined in during the last 20 minutes of the movie and COMPLETELY spoiled it cos it was when the mum realises she's wrong and wants to reconcile with Precious but Bigp is totally not having any of her shit.
And my brother is there like...
"Shit... she's really damn fat."
-weepweepweep in the movie-
"She looks like a gorilla"
-more weepweepweep-
"Eh she's damn fat"
Eventually, i join in. (altho mine was more factual)
"You know, just now got some parts in their house damn dark then Precious damn black i couldn't see shit"
hahahaha.

2010-07-30T22:35:00.001+08:00

I hate it when I try so hard to forget something, only to remember it later on, along with all the emotions and shit.

2010-07-29T21:52:00.002+08:00

Despite being a lit student for about 6 years now, I still have doubts about it. Like, sometimes when Damo or whichever lit teacher explains the text or poem it's like WTF? Like completely anyhow just make up shit. Take Pinter's play for example. Everyone knew it was crap then suddenly one critic said it's damn good or sth and the rest began to see meaning. It's really like making something out of NOTHING which is damn annoying. Hahaha. Pinter speaks like darth vadar btw.

Anyway, I'm sick at home today. My mucus never give chance. I think i got it from Emma. HAHA.

Also, Saeful let me hear a very very very bad song today that had a very very very haunting tune to it and afterwards while i was in the living room. alone. at. home. i was really FUCKING scared. the song was about a boy and his father. wtf.

Lastly, Mr k is leaving us because the math department or whatever feels that he cant help us. So bitchfromhell (i think, altho it has not been confirmed) is going to replace him. It's a sad, sad day for all.

2010-07-27T21:26:00.000+08:00

2010-07-26T22:12:00.001+08:00

Why he so funny?

Saeful says:
hahahaha
Sarah Ng kiu ti
kiu ti pai sarah
sarah kiu ti pai
sarah soh kiu
sarah soh Pi Ti
okay thai sarah
Sarah Ngsoprettycan
Sarah Kiutestgirlindworldsak
hmmm

✯rah says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saeful says:
japanese lets try

✯rah says:
you are fucking funny
ahahaha

Saeful says:
Sarah Kiuto
Sarah Kiuto kanotanko
(cute, cannot tank)
Sarah Otukiut
(oh too cute)

Saeful says:
german
Sarah Cutezcsh
(cutest)
sarah Dbeszcth
(the best)

the jap one HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

2010-07-26T21:08:00.002+08:00

Sup. For school today we sat at the canteen tables and chatted and laughed. It's been a long time since we did that. Mr Tan eventually called judders over when he heard par SHOUTING about sth about lesbians and told her to tell us to not laugh so loudly because we have to think of other people's welfare. The canteen wasnt really thattttt crowded laaaa. hahahhahaha. it was fucking funny.

Had a mock exam today. I wanted to stab myself with the pen instead.
I've been bringing my new awesome pink file to school recently and it makes me happy. :)

2010-07-25T14:40:00.002+08:00

Last night, Jdawg and I headed over to Kenboy's 18th bash. Met a couple of friends we knew from his 17th bash. (Hi omar! Hi Ethan! Hi Taylor! Hi americanboy! Hi Shelley! Hi Taogay! Hi Abel! Hi Joshua!)Also met ken's new gurlfwennnnand we had tons of fun before heading out to meet the girls. We decided to bring the boys over and Joshua has VIP access so he brought us in. Raied made his 7 friends go to B instead of Z for me so i felt really bad when they couldnt get in cos it was full. Sowie raied......................................... :(Anyway Justine, Val and I sat ourselves at the dinner table and ate and ate and ate (Sushi and sashimi) They had a chef in the porch doing Indian food but i had to pass because of the CB diet we started (No fastfood,ice cream or prata)the boys waited up for us by setting up lan shop in ken's room.

me and Emma

me and thenewgirlfriendWe were eating and i was gonna cut j's bread and butter pudding when she turned the lazy susan and justine shouted "MINUS 10 POINTS" HAHAHHA. never give chance.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENBOY!!!

Cousin Love

Saint & Justine(Saint is fucking funny and cute. he reminds us of Zach)

LOL nice face.

In the karaoke room. Check out my aunt's drawings.

The tv is crazy big. Like... SERIOUSLY.

Hans & Sarah take a photo 1"EH fuck you la omar you never tell me my hair spoil.""okok again"

HAHAHA.btw hans is called omar cos i kinda forgot his name.

Boo & Boo

Taogay (up till now, which is a year later, i still dunno if thats his real name)but this boy damn cunning. take some picture of me at the angle where my boobs damn big.

Benwang & Chubi

Justine and Sarah

I lost mybigass earring. :(nice hair BTW.

this picture was not planned.

Taylorrr

Taylor, Shelley, Taogay, Boo

Me and Boo

Cousin Love

More Cousin Love

Vallo

NO MORE COUSIN LOVE (altho i think i was the one who took the photo. HAHAHA)

Val decided to dress like a maid ytd.

Kenneth's birthday....stuff.

socute!

kenboy & friends

more friends"Kiss kiss kiss!""ok we sit down"

Family Photo

On our way ^^

the boyz

the bus ride was bad. i kept laughing at this guy who looked like a bouncer (bald,buff and dressed in tight black shirt)"EH HE GONNA BOUNCE US OUT OF THE BUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"j was pretty embarrassed

Raied & Friend(eh sorry laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

hheheheh

no bra AGAIN.

justine and joshua

Look at par's skankface.

cleaning up Nadia's GG

"Eh taylor, you going NDP ah""Eh sarah, you going funeral ah"HAHAHAHAHA. cb boy.

The next morning

In val's clothes and shoez so cuteee

Jdawg went back to sleep.

The boys playing mousehunt on fb.
"I went on wikipedia to do research on mousehunt. My route is not the most efficient"IB boys........................................... HAHAHAH.

2010-07-21T19:41:00.003+08:00

Updates:
So like, they stopped selling unagi at the canteen recently. I have found myself with no more reason to live life......................... Hahaha. No but really I eat the unagi EVERYDAY.WITHOUT.FAIL so now im like ooomaaagaaadplskillmenowww.
Sian.
They stopped selling cos China raised their currency and they import the unagi from china so that means it's more expensive and the school doesnt let them sell at a higher px so like ya.
WOW i am damn sad just typing about it. HAHAHA.
Anyway, on to happier stuff, i cant wait for friday cos we're watching inception (HEEHE) then on saturday it's kenboy's party (HEEHEHE)
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. So from now till then im gonna try to study. Didn't do anything ytd. so guilty siol.

Tomorrow's racial harmony day (LOLOL) so all the sarah-why-dont-you-wear-a-tudung jokes rolling in. My friends don't give chance one. ahaha.

Life has been pretty much pleasant recently so thats good. :)
i'll upload pics of jakeybear soon.

2010-07-17T22:21:00.002+08:00

Saeful is damn funny. We walked past a Pet Lovers' Centre in Raffles that's not opened yet. So i commented on how big it is. Then you know how usually the pet shop got hamsters and guinea pigs and rabbits right. He was like "Inside got lion". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking funny.
Then the way he threatens me also damn funny. "I'm going to sit down" (in the middle of fucking nowhere) HAHAHAHA. I can't wait for Fridayyyyy!

2010-07-15T22:30:00.002+08:00

My brother graduated from NUS law school recently...
Him: "Eh can feed me the prata please"
Me:...... wtf, no.
Him: "Eh please la. feed only. ok you carry it for me"
Me: HAHAHHAHAHA WTF? I SAID NO.
This was while he was playing soccer on his PS3.

Later on, he tells me.
"The banana prata tastes like banana"
TWICE.

And then the icing on the cake.
Him: "OMG I NEARLY VOMITTED LA"
me: "haiz......What happened..........."
him: "I burped... then you know when you burp sometimes you vomit...... I can taste the prata"
me: "sigh...... you're really a retard"

Sometimes, I really feel like he is autistic or soemthing. But then again we never know cos he's adopted. (HHAHAHAAHAHA. LOL, jk!)

2010-07-14T20:52:00.002+08:00

Today at Math Lec it was really retarded. My classmates are really champions.
So like, on my right is Nadia. She's down there just stoning her ass off.
And then there's me, I've got the prelim math book piled on top of my econs trying to fake that i brought my math notes so i don't have to sit on the steps.
Then there's Christopher on my left who flipped his collar up and buttoned the top button so he looks like a FREAKING retard. (He did that cos twinkle, sitting behind, was drawing on his neck while he was using the marker to attack her legs cos i asked him to. HAHAHA)
Then Alex is somewhere behind totally sleeping, Twinkle with long blue lines on her legs is talking to Gong hua about. Dense and Cakes.
mr k: if you're not too dense to realise, the line is actually part of the background design and not a highlighted part.
gonghua: what is dense
twinkle: CAKE.
everyone else: ?!?!?????????????????????????
Twinkle then tries to explain more about cake and it's relation to density because cake is dense (WTF leh).
It was damn funny.

However, math still passed at an excruciatingly slow pace. When i thought it was 8.50am it was actually 8.15am. Then when i thought it was like 10am it was 8.17am. LOL.
ok. i need to stop taking afternoon naps.

2010-07-12T21:27:00.002+08:00

Harrow! Today my plan was to go to Tanglin Mall to study. Ended up having lunch with -insertnamehere- and going home, watched Monk for an hour, slept for two, and then did Normal Dist. 2 and 3. The Macs at Tanglin has been replaced by Nandos or sth. (Oh the horror!!!!!)

Anywayyyy. My mom went to collect the key to our new house today. We've been making alot of arrangements and talking about the new house but this has only result in angry shouting/frustration/sadness (on my part)
You see, let me explain.
My current room is not a room but actually a store room converted into a room. To make matters worse, I have to share it with my Popo. Not only do I have to share the room, but also my wardrobe. (My goal is a walk in closet and now i don't even have my own closet. fmlfmlfmlfmflmf) So anyway. I'm not complaining lah, i love my popo and it's great having her around. But it would be nice if THE BOTH OF US had more space. I also have zero privacy and I always have to study in my bro's room and if he's home i have to go to my mum's bed and if they want to sleep (bedtime is at 8pm everyday) i have to go outside where my popo is watching tv.
AND my family does not seem to understand why my things are always all around the house. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I HAVE NO ROOM=NO SPACE.

So anyway, I was getting my hopes up for a bigger house and MY OWN ROOM. But thanks to HDB's shitass planning I don't get my own room but at least popo and I get a proper room (not a storeroom). But I was also hoping I would get stuff that I want in my own room, like have the room look like what I want it to look like since it is my room. (popo's fine with anything) SO like,
I tell my dad i want curtains. and He's all like. yup sure can. AND THEN NOW MY MOM says cannot because the room is too small and the curtain will be in my face because the bed is next to the window so we are gonna have shutters or sth. Knn leh really. i ask for ONE FUCKING THING also cannot. Whatever, I am going to buy a carpet and put it in my room. And my lava lamp. And my hammock. (ok i think hammock probably cannot) And a dog.
The day before my mom and I got really pissed off at each other because our designer wants me to have a table which can open up and hence there'll be a mirror and I can put my jewellery and stuff inside. I just want a normal wooden table that cannot do spiffy stuff like turn into a mirror or grow wings and fly. But no, my mom had to bitch me off because I am apparently acting smart and she says she is damn sian of me. Dude, i only said i want a wooden study table.

And also, our new house is pathetically small. Like everything also cannot because the house is"Too Small". Can i have a dog? Too small (ok valid). Can i have full length mirror (at a particular place in my room)? Too small. Can i have sofa bed? Too small. Can I have a normal book shelf (the plan is for the shelf to be jutting out from the wall but i prefer the traditional bookshelf)? Too small. and the best one. CAN I NOT HAVE SLIDING DOORS FOR MY Closet? Too small.

You must be kidding me right. THE ROOM IS TOO SMALL TO HAVE NORMAL CLOSET DOORS.S.Z.X.S.Z.X.S.XZ.ZXSZXSZZZZZZZZZZZZ. omg. TOO MUCH.
and my mom promised me i can have stuff to bake (like oven and all) but she is damn cunning and is trying to convince me not to have those stuff. (She comes home everyday and tells me about the two giant bakeries down stairs = I have so much bread downstairs i don't need to bake) WTFFF.

My house is a (toilet in a) mansion really. But i need to stop being such a whiny bitch about the house. Positive thinking! So i'm gonna tell myself i love the house and it is damn big.

2010-07-11T16:19:00.003+08:00

Hi guys!
So like, some quick updates.
First off, I cut my hair again.
Totally got scammed by my hairdresser. She LIED TO MY FACE. "It won't be alot shorter, it won't be alot shorter" and BAM! my hair is now above my boobs. whaaaaaaaaaat. I was so badly scammed i didnt even notice until 12 hours later. Not cool ah Cuthairaunty.
Also, my hair SUCKSBALLS. I look like a japanese doll. And no, i did not tell my hair dresser that i was going for the "7 year old china girl" look. Unfortunately, that is how it turned out. CCB.

Don't worry friends, hair will grow. and I DO NOT HAVE BANGS.

Anyway, i also went to visit baby yesterday. she is so cuteee. I swear if she understood what i say to her she would punch my face. hahahaahahah. when i was spending some alone time with her i decided to talk to her. I said HI SWEETIEPIE approx 10000 times.

then the convo (with myself) sort of went like this.

"You are so cute. Yes you are. Yes you areee. Who is the cutest little baby??!!! You are. Yes you are!!! You smell like a cute little baby. Do you know why you smell like a cute little baby? because you are a cute little baby!!!!!!!!!"

"How come you are so small. You're like a little kitty. Kittycat. Little Kittycat. You are a little kittycat. No. You're a hamster. A giant hamster. HAHAHA GIANT HAMSTER. Okokok you're a rabbit. No. Ok kittycat."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. she is really damn small and she was sleeping btw. AHAHAHA.

Yesterday was also family lunch with the extended family. The little kids are damn cute. Jakeybear said my name and gave me kisses, Mollylulu gave me hugs, quinn was damn cheeky as usual and Freja was so cute too. Jake fell into the swimming pool but luckily kenboy was there and when he took jake out jake just continued to play with his pails. Quinn was so excited with the big pail that he sat inside and broke it. HAHAHAH. and at night Molly fell into the pond outside. HAHAHAHA. my family damnnnn shiok. After lunch kenboy, juzzy,vallo and i went to ken's room and we talked alot about relationships. HAHAHA. Attached, Inthemiddle, Newlysingle, Inherownworld. ahahaha. then korkor jarrold came with his Ipad and we played Slicing fruit ninja or sth. Then we tag teamed and got 10 pts. (when we played individually we got about 90) HHAHA. and then we played angry birds which is fucking funny and i seriously suck at it. hahahah.

Then at night we went to Par's place to watch soccer. it was freaking funny. Gerard forced us to play Cluedo and i hate that game. There was a point when par and gerard got into a heated argument and par shouted at g to "SHUT DA FUCK UP" and i laughed at that for the longest time. then we played some card game and G and Kelvin got damn high. Saeful pointed at a dice that had 5 on it and said "SIX" hzahahahahaha. h1math. damnnnnnnnnnnn champion.

during the match, Saeful and G stood up cos they were so excited. they were apparently also holding hands. HAHAHAH. luckily germany won otherwise gerard would really just eat the TV. and the remote. ahahaha.

"Can I stand up?" ehehehehehehe.

2010-07-05T22:00:00.002+08:00

Today mom and i spent some quality time together (after i woke up at 12pm)
went to tekka mall, i bought my nose ring (its too big) and a ribbon clip and a rose clip and some bras.
there was a charles and keith sale (up to 70% off) and it made me want to gnaw on my hands because i already have so many pairs of charles and keith heels. Yesterday my brother came back from vietnam and he bought me a f21 dress (yay. yay. yay.)
I ate his USD$3 haribo gummybears (kenna ripped off. ahahahaha) ok bye.

2010-07-04T18:44:00.002+08:00

HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday i went out with mom for lunch then i went home to get ready to head out to collect my new and improved passport. I thought I had alot of time to get ready so I painted my nails (ikr.............whr r my brainzxszx) So of course time was quickly ticking past me while i sat there unable to do stuff because my wet nails paralysed my fingers. (respect to the fingerless people)
So anyway i was late as shit and I had to run from home to the bus stop, then from the kallang bus stop to the mrt, then from lavendar to the ICA building. I was 5 mins early in the end. I freakingggg owned life.

Anyway, saeful damn irritating.
saeful: eh.. i might be late k. it's raining so i cant go out of the house
me: uhm.... you know theres this really nifty invention... idk if you've heard about it... its called an umbrella.
HAHAHAHA.

But anyway, we watched she's out of my league. its a damndamkndamndmanmdnam funny show. it has higher ratings than grown ups i think.

After that s and i walked to taka to buy my sushi then took the train to city hall. walked around and then to red mango and niwa cos he wanted to buy niwa's sushi (so spoiled sia this boy) tsk.........
After that i met up with the girls and we had THE. BEST. NIGHT. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. (Went down in history, really)

anyway. after that bear and i took a cab back. my dad told me my vodka smell is very strong and then hes like "You know ah... vodka ah.... you sip ah shiok, then the kick only comes later know" HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
so i slept and then woke up, watched tv then slept again and then went for church.
pastor derek was trying to get us to "Swagger" which was really funny cos his swagger is like ?!?!?!?! and steph and i were like ?!?!!!

had dinner with tyrus and rach afterwards and i went to meet S and we went to nad's house to meet the rest. 11 of us sat in nadias living room and watched soccer. G was high or sth and he got really agitated when argentina lost. hit the tv, off the tv when the match was over while we were still watching, hurling vulgarities, ETCETC. hahahaha damn cute la he. after that he damn grouchy all then scold nut when she wasnt singing properly during Rockband. LOLOLOL.

At around 12 or 1, gerard nut and chris and "hussain" went home. the rest of us played singstar and DJhero then we watched spain vs paraguay. Saeful told me Spain was the red one. So the whole 30 minutes i thought spain was red :(
but anyway that match was really snores. but luckily spain won. YAY.

then we went to sleep. woke up at 8 plus thanks to eugenes stupid phone. slept again. woke up at around 12. lazed around and then saeful went off for his date while the boys played Wii soccer and the girls continued sleeping. supposed to leave for lunch at 1pm but dragged on till 2pm. We went to eat lunch at plaza sing and then s tayed and talked till like 5pm. then we went home :)
Alex was damn funny cos he wore his argentina jersey. so the next day he had to wear it out to plaza sing to eat then he damn paiseh since arg lost 4-0. HAHAAHAHAH
and he was supposed to be home at 9am. HAHAHAHA. so... only about 8 hours late. LOLOLOL.

2010-07-02T02:02:00.002+08:00

Fail No. 1 = me.

So like, I told Saeful we're watching Grown ups today and we've been planning to do so for about 2 weeks or sth. and then ytd i checked the timings and grown ups is only in cinemas in 26/29th august. LOLLLLLLLLLL.

then we decide to watch shes out of my league right. 510show. then when we get to the cathay, it was apparently in cineleisure. LOLLLL. Sorry saeful =( exam stress. AHAHAH

anyway so we walked around and had alot of fun and i wanted to see tity bity (our hamster, he just lives in the petshop) but he was sleeping (saeful cannot even recognise which hamster is tity bity, like he pointed to another breed of hamsters-.-)

went to the bookshop too and i was looking around and i called him over and pointed to Primary 5 Mathematics. and im like "Eh....look. HAHAHAHAHA" so then he says bye to me and walks away and i call him back and say sorry and i show him a new book.
Primary 3 Mathematics. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2010-06-29T22:50:00.001+08:00

I want to shave half of my head but when the hair starts to grow back it is going to look like ass.

2010-06-27T18:09:00.001+08:00

This is what I call "lealli fudgking schtupid until can die"
OMG. I'm retarded. fuckkkkk.
ok.
hi sarah. please organise your notes after mid yrs YOU DAMN HENG this time.

2010-06-27T00:57:00.001+08:00

Watching the two gay guys on Modern Family make me wish i were a boy with a boyfriend. So cute the two of them. +Lily. omg. hehe. i cant wait till they get married.

2010-06-26T00:56:00.001+08:00

I believe in a thing called love. Can't find the version that i wanttttt.

2010-06-25T21:46:00.000+08:00

I am feeling so god-damned irritated rinowww...
rinowrinowrinow. (haha. kk im making myself feel better alrdy. yay me)

2010-06-22T16:50:00.003+08:00

So like, my exams are in exactly one week. I am starting to fur-reak out. But anyway, more on that....never.
On to more important things im life, like the birth of a baby.
Today at 9am, jiejie pam went for cesarean and not "vagina birth" (according to her, maybe... natural delivery?). HAHAHA. but anyway, yeah, because Esther didn't want to turn so that her head is at her mom's vagina, jiejie pam cant "vagina birth" her. HAHAHA.

So anyway, we are all really excited to see her (gonna see her in abt 2 hours)
Esther marks the end of my reign as the youngest in the family. ahahaha. I hope when i see her later i dont go like "Hi baby, the world's a bitchhhh but have fun!" ahahah. (very tempted to, esp while i study for my exams)
But anyway my whole family is damn funny. my aunty messaged me today and shes like the baby's born, sth sth sth "Steve says she is beautiful and is a very good girl"
Dude, the baby is a few hours old i don't think you can tell if shes a good girl. ahahaha. lololol. My mom on the other hand has been asking my whole family if we wanna go see the baby when its born today and yesterday she tried to convince us not to go because shes too lazy to plan how to pick us up from home and go down to the hosp, etcetc. DAMN BAD.

Anyway, im excited. cos like, this is korkor stephen's baby. and korkor stephen is very much like his father (the guy who told me he doesnt need a dog cos he already has me). But ya it's very strange that he is now a father (omgomgomgog) i'm so happy for him. can't wait to watch him raise esther it's going to be dayummmm funny. ahaha.

Oh and on sunday at dinner, korkor and i looked at this huge basket of vegetables (we were eating steamboat) and we both asked "Where's the rabbit" at the same time. it was damn funny. Later, we appointed Lips as the rabbit cos she ate all the vegs. ahahah.

2010-06-18T23:26:00.001+08:00

Blaze II

My favourite item (im not in this btw HAHA)

2010-06-18T23:11:00.003+08:00

Dear Sarah,

the next time you gonna do something drastic, maybe can think abit first ok? Only maybe.

Love,
yourself.

2010-06-17T21:39:00.003+08:00

SO like.... today we caught a movie (Toy Story 3) it was quite ok. but kinda like the same as last few toy stories, like always the toys trying to go somewhere/escape and woody saves the day or sth. Saeful and I also went to the petshop before the movie and saw the cutest little black hamster in the worlddd. it was so adorable!!! omg. can die. OMGOMGOMG. i miss it. so cuteee. i cant remember the name anymore though -.-

And also, me my mom and my bro went for dinner. and my brother tried to kill me the entire time, ESPECIALLY after my dad came.
"I'm so full.............................................. Saeful"
"Hows your new boyfriend"
"Hows your new malay boyfriend"
"Say-ful"
"I'm so full"..."SAEFUL!"
and after each of these sentences he would look at me with the cheeky smile.

So of course i had to retaliate.
"dad...... you don't like korkor's new tattoo ah?"
HAHAHAHA.
and that somehow led to them nagging at my bro for not doing chores. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

damn funny. luckily mom or dad didnt respond ahahah.

2010-06-16T00:34:00.002+08:00

Too Much

Bear, me and charlie in 2008

One of the days when we were playing tennis during break. Good times, good times.

BB (minus carebear and twinkle) in 2010

2010-06-15T22:39:00.000+08:00

Supadoodah. My nails are now pink, blue with glitter, half blue half yellow, some funny pastel green colour and silver. I thought i could come home and clean them off but i forgot my parents would be sleeping (Hot damn)
So anyway, i bought two new colours today, the funny pastel green and blue (w/o the glitter) gonna get my paint on tmr.

2010-06-13T22:33:00.004+08:00

Had Dinner at SICC with Val's family and my family tonight.Val and i went to the gorgeous toilet (they have a freaking sofa and foot massage machine there) and talked and caught up abit :)then we had dinnerand then we took pictures while the adults talked on and korkor talked to his BB.
I swear the photos i upload of val are those she LIKES

Then all the ones where she looks pretty she doesnt like.

this is us smelling our hands after using the vaseline moisturizer in the toilet (ya they provide moisturizer. and hair spray, cotton buds, hair gel, listerine)

Val wanted an FG

Then we started playing the "I'm an animal" game (basically just taking pictures with an animal pose. this is val being a bunny)
this is me being a wolf (Y)

Fish

korkor puts down his bb for a second.

ahahaha

this is our act fierce pose

Val being a bunny for the tenth time and me being a duck/platypus

Sibling Photo

Sibling Photo (vals mom and my dad)vals mom is damn pretty

Sibling photo

this is me finding out the waiter gave our cake to another customer. HAAHA.

damn happy.

this is the waiter who gave our cake away. ahahahah.val told him shes going to sue him.

my new romper guys!!! zip in the front for easy access as lips would say.

val and emma spent like four hundred shopping. TOO MUCH.

check out my shoez.korkor says im a giant. HAHAHAH.

Emma

Animal game continues, im an elephant. (like. really)

Vals a pig

Now im a unicorn.

this is vals clown pose. (not an animal btw ah val)

Hamsum?

This is vals cat pose.

This is my dog pose.

Heart
Chiobu

Anyway, i also spent the past two days watching season 5 of HIMYM. It was damn funny and i learnt alot. like how in a r/s there is the reacher (reach for someone out of your league) and the settler (settle for someone who is not as good for you). ahahaha. inneresting. ok going to sleep now. bye.

2010-06-12T13:37:00.002+08:00

Sup, yesterday i went for dinner at Illuma (again) with BB.Then we went to the arcade and to bugis junction to take neoprints cos it's BB tradition.Absentees: Caryn who flies off to Perth todayTwinkle who "was sleeping" HAHAHAHA.We basically spent the whole night laughing at each other's pictures (as always)"omg why is it always sarah" :(anyway, charlie thinks the boob jokes on my formspring are damn funny. haiz, if only she knew what i get everyday. ahahah
me and Bear

my birthday neoprints in 2008 thanks guys.

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA shasha :(

Charlie's food looked like ass.

Sha & Charlie

Guest appearance: saeful hakim

ahahaha. he came by to say hi. :D
Bear feeding time.

Great picture GUYSSS.

Rachy, shasha, charlie

HAHHAHAH.
Shasha again.............

6/8 of BB

:)

We kept fighting to be in the centre. Charlie is a BITTTTCH.

hehehe
Check out my awesome new shadessss (same as the dog's i know)They have degree in em'

HAHAHAHA

bear, mello, charlie

look at charlie's hand

eh xy srsly what you doing ah.

HAHAHAHAHAH. we spent 10 minutes standing in front of this trying to recreate bella's look.Rach face OBVIOUSLY fail but good job to the hair people.

the two bears

ahaha woody's face.

rach yawning while taking photo AHAHA.really dont care.

bear & I

ahaha

mich

ahaha lift also must take pictures

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

you look great charlie.

i look damn shiok.

LOLOLOL

bear...........

always must hold my hand

Look at bear's eyesthe neoprint machine did some damn funny nonsense to our eyes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bearbear damn poor thing i swear.ahahah

look at michellina please. ahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAH.

joined at the face.

2010-06-10T14:39:00.004+08:00

Sup yall, Yesterday a bunch of us (21 to be exact) celebrated Gerard's birthday @ Marina Sq (i finally know where marina sq is now. yayyy). Saeful and i hauled our asses off the chair at the computer table and the bed respectively and met at 4pm. I left much later than him and still managed to reach town earlier (WHO LIVES ON ANOTHER ISLAND NOW, BITCH)We went to far east to check out a couple of bags but bag buying fail down there so we went to heeren then to cine then to heeren again. We went to sooo many different shops and finally narrowed our choice down to about 10 black bags and then charlotte came and helped us reach a conclusion which was to get Gerard the damnnnn funny army backpack. HAHAHA.we also got him one of fourskin's Where's Muthu shirt. (fuckingggg funny)G got pissed at us cos we were really late. I think we reached at 8 (everyone was waiting alrdy)but that was cos we wanted only the best present for gerard. HAHAH.After dinner a couple of them hit the clubs. Now im stocking up on greentea, berroca and my vitamins. i know how to take care of myself already yayyy. Ok here are the pics:

Hi, meet saeful.

ahahaha my favourite photo.

char

my head NOT big.

nad and par (yes nadia is not wearing a bra again, wtf?! someone tell her enough leh. ok i will do it on facebook now)

bffs fo lyfFormspring justine "Who you love more, Nut or Sarah"

saeful, bdayboi, abelthetable (i spelt table as tabel at first), kbear

happy only.

jud char me justine

char me justine nut

05 girls

hee.Ok bye!

2010-06-06T22:57:00.000+08:00

Saeful thinks Singapore going to win world cup. Heheeheheheheheh.

2010-06-05T19:15:00.002+08:00

(ahahaha i damn pretty)

Hi yall, haven't been studying the past week. other than on thursday when i did a chapter of econs. But other than that, nothing. and it has been making me feel terribly stressed.

Today i stayed home cos i was having cramps. couldn't go to church. HAIZ.

ok dez abourrit. having some trouble adjusting to my specs because the degree changed abit and so i get a lil dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy.

2010-06-04T22:38:00.001+08:00

Picked up my new specs today. They are quite a far bit bigger than my previous pair. I hope you guys get used to it soon! I kinda like it. ahaha.

2010-06-02T20:08:00.002+08:00

Hi! Today I went for geog lecture and then Saeful and i spent some time together, had lunch and then embarked on a bus ride (took 61 to Eunos from bukit batok) it freaking went around the world before reaching Eunos. But it was so fun. hehe. Ok bye.

2010-06-01T14:22:00.002+08:00

Hi guys, im back from Kuantan. Slept a prettyyyy long time today. woke up at 11plus. and then i went to the gym and then i got back had lunch and watched tv and now im going to Sogurt where i'll meet val and all. then im going to run some errands- go to peninsular plaza and look at the specs shop there and go to queensway to look around as well. :)

2010-05-28T23:45:00.003+08:00

In addition to NOT having a phone, i will be making myself more uncontactable by going on (apparently) a 3 day 2 night trip to Kuantan to learn more about the Earth.

anyway, see yall when i get back.

Btw, i think i seriously overpacked.

2010-05-28T14:31:00.002+08:00

Hi guys! I just came back from the zoo not too long ago. It was DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM fun.
We had breakfast, then went in to walk around, took the boat ride, walked some more, lunch at Ah Meng cafe, walked some more, took the tram, walked some more and then went home.
Jakeybear is furreakinggggggggggggggggggg cute. but he is a tiny monster. Like really, i was tired in about 15 minutes because he ran around the whole place during breakfast and i had to hold his shirt (i wish i had a leash really) and then he wanted to go see "Bus" and "Truck" (his two new favourite words) so i had to carry his heavy cute bear ass to the alighting area where the vehicles are so he wouldnt run to the truck and die. But he is damn damn damn cute really. then he gave me a kiss also. so cute. cute cute cute. and after that i put him in his stroller and pushed him around.

The zoo was nice. we saw all the different monkeys and orangutans and all (i really hate monkeys and orangutans and chimpanzees and all) ahaha. and we saw butterflies, rhinos, otters, giraffes, bunnies, ponies, mice, etc.

My dad really has been the champion these few days. Yesterday we went to IMM and i dropped my phone and it slid under this platform (which CANNOT BE REMOVED knn) so then at first i could reach it but it was too far in to take out. so i got a broom and a magazine. so i passed the broom to my dad and i bent down to see where my phone was so i could like, hit it out with the magazine. THEN MY FATHER, takes the damn broom and starts to like. just hit the broom under the platform and hence pushed it further in and we couldn't get it out anymore. so ya i am now phoneless. Then i come home and i want to use the internet and my father reset some switch so it couldnt work anymore (but that one has since been fixed by my brother)
Good game right my dad. ahahahah. but he is damn sweet and funny la so i cannot be angry. Not entirely his fault anyway, i was the one who dropped it there.

Oh and today at the zoo he asked me if i wanted to see the dolphins. and i'm like... dad. you think this is underwater world ah. and hes like. have what... -points to the statue of a SEA LION-
and he also kept wanting to sit the tram. cos he was tired. HAHAHAH. after two tram rides he went to sit at kfc. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

anyway the sun was shit hot and he carried jake alot so dont laugh at him. but the dolphin thing can laugh. HAHAH. that one really shiok.

Btw, if yall need to talk to me email me (renamed_sarahng@hotmail.com) or call my home.

2010-05-26T19:59:00.002+08:00

Hi guys!
Had my lit exam today. Glad its ovaaaa.But I need to remind myself that perhaps exams have not ended yet. I am also deeply disappointed in myself for forgetting to write certain stuff in my lit essay (fuckingcbmofoccbknnwtfwtfwtf) and i will HANG myself if i get a 9/50. (I know i keep harping over it, like MOVE ON right but no when you get 9/50 for lit, it SCARS you because it totally confirms that you are retarded.)

Next up, things between this very cute boy and I have been good game more or less. Fighting with him is like a journey of Self-Discovery. Messages pretty much go like this "WTF WTF WTF WTF -more yelling in caps- WTF....................................................WTH". and "Omg i want to die"
and when we are able to talk like civilised people it always goes back to being angry again. But oh well not all hope is lost. and some talking is always better than no talking. I am hoping time will heal this because i hate seeing him angry and sad (although it is v cute sometimes when i am not angry myself) and I need to get a reality check on my patience level. and my anger level.
But how i am holding up now is not making me proud of myself so i need to try harder. (i.e. stop being a bitchhhhhh)

Plans for June holidays:
1. Zoo with jakeybear
2. Sex and the City 2 with lionel (lololol)
3. Twinkle's coming for a sleepover + Shrek (i love shrek)
4. Kuantan (namera)
5. Expo shopping with Pookie (i love expo sales)
6. Flea shopping with Pookie ( i love fleas)
7. Meet up with Val and Jdawg
8. Meet LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and engage in a enthralling conversation about dogs followed by going to Kino to look at dog books (LOLLLLLLLL i swear we're retarded)
9. work at sogurt if lips needs me

I'm imposing a No Clubbing and No Getting Drunk rule on myself this holidays so i can balance between studying and non-studying enjoyment since we all know the moment i drink the week that follows is basically fucked up already. But right now im considering tweaking the rule from No Getting Drunk to No Getting Drunk As Hell so at least it leaves room for drinking. But no. i must not be weak. WEAKHUMDOGNOOB. Ok. Also, kbear and i have been watching FUCKINGGGG funny videos on youtube on pranks. and Kieran and Zac have vowed that they are going to prank me whichleaves me feeling very scared since the two of them are fuckinngggggg cunning. But once again, i must not be weak. ahahahaha. ok chaoousaiii

2010-05-25T21:33:00.001+08:00

ahahahahahahhahaha ida win

Ida says:
TOMOLLOW
OHHHH
TOMOLLOOWWW

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
I HOPE YOU AND BS BREAK UP AGAIN

Ida says:
IM GOINGG

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
OHHHHHHHHH

Ida says:
OHHHHHH

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ida says:
I HOPE MALAY MAKE YOU BUDDHIST
I MEAN
WTH IS THAT WORD
HALAL
MUSLIM!!!
HAAAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
shit............................................................................................................

2010-05-25T18:54:00.002+08:00

Vassup!
Spent 2 hours today eating. And another two watching Ghost Whisperer (FUCKING scary ok the ghost had red eyes. WTF?) and Desperate Housewives. I am never wasting my time on those two shows ever again.
Anyway. Been studying Lit today (quite appropriate since my literature exam is tomorrow)
My eyes are going to start bleeding soon. And i swear The Birthday Party is THE MOST ANNOYING BOOK EVERRR. like. FUCK all "what is real and what is unreal" and "uncertainty" and the theatre of the absurd. it is fucked up. ok. rant over. i must now convince myself that lit is interesting and the critics are not just talking cock otherwise confirm 9/50 again. and damodamo is gonna be all like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadafuck?

2010-05-23T23:23:00.001+08:00

Trying to make amends.
You know you love someone when you message that person once every hour though you know hes not gonna reply. HAIZZZZZZ. i am such a fool too.

2010-05-22T22:56:00.002+08:00

LL says:
eh sarah
you know got this song
damn upbeat
then the chorus like one word
what is the title?

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
...

LL's description fucking win.

2010-05-22T22:17:00.002+08:00

Hi guyz!
Saeful and I have been trying to kill each other the past 5 days.
But anyway today i went to church. It was the first time in a long, long time that i actually looked forward to going to church. Service was great and everything was just so amazing and it made me so happy and they talked about patience and everything. Which is just what I need.
I sat in between Ryan and Kumar and Ryan whispered sth damn funny to me and we had a good laugh about it. HAHAHAHA.
he was such a bastard to me cos he dug through my clutch and found my ipod and turned to his supercute girlfriend and his brother and said "Look what she did to her ipod" (i blinged it just abit)
hahaha. hes damn bad to me i swear. But it was so good spending time with him again. Oh and he also told me not to write an essay with my phone which is sth i always said to him when he typed super long smses. HAHAHAH.

Kumar came with the ugliest school tie around and ryan and i laughed about it for awhile.
After church kumar and i went out to look for sharon and i carried Shannon (Sharon's baby) and shes the cutest little thing in the worlddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
Kumar didnt dare carry her at first so she just stood there and talked to shannon. ahahhaha.
We kinda... forgot shannon's name (champion potential godsisters) HAHAHA.
And after church i went to ah yee's new place to eat.

Ok, thats all for now. bye.

2010-05-22T00:03:00.002+08:00

Hi guys! I'm blogging with my brother's Mac now because my laptop is in my parents room and they are already fast asleep. He is probably going to scold me if he sees this because i have this curse where i break everything i touch (usually applies to electronic devices) Eg. my fujitsu laptop i had while at crescent, my dad's vaio, the camera, the playstation, printer, a couple of phones (both home and my own phone), microwave, the radio, the wireless internet, etc.
My brother has the Printer and Mac curse (he keeps spoiling them) i just have the broader version of the curse. HAHA.

Anyway, been going for night study the past couple of days. Productivity level is close to zero though, because if i am not contemplating over whether or not to throw my phone against the wall/try to break it into two (this is different from the curse ok because under the curse i dont actually destroy the stuff they just...die) then i am being harrassed by Kieran Martin who claimed that I cannot blame him for my inability to focus because HE managed to read 100 pages of Rediscover Grammar. Wtfff.

However, attempting to study is far better than not and going home to sleep instead. I've managed to do notes for Econs and also complete math tutorials. Poisson and Normal 1. Now im left with Complex 3 and P&C.

Adding to my to do list is mending the hole in a very cute boy's heart that i created (twice) which is going to be very difficult seeing as to how he more or less refuses to let me for now but i know i have to give him his time and space and when/if hes ready i will then try to mend it although i dont know how to sew (im assuming you sew the holes in hearts). But i will still give it my best and learn. Also, please dont ask what happened and a halt to the malay-halal jokes would be greatly appreciated (Kieran KEPT asking me if i didnt go for night study break becos the food is not halal. MOFO.)

Oh and most of the girls in my class are now single which is something we find quite funny/amusing. We also get our periods at the same time which makes it even funnier. ahahaha.

2010-05-20T22:48:00.000+08:00

2010-05-16T22:19:00.000+08:00

2010-05-16T21:28:00.003+08:00

Vassup!
Went for Con Fuoco VII yesterday. Apart from paying close attention to the music that the band was playing, Gerard and i also engaged in many interesting conversations.

Sample 1.
G: "E-E-EE-E-EH........ y-y-y-yo-yo-you got your period yet?"

Next.
Sample 2.
G: "E-EE-eh you look at the girl in the first circle the fourth girl, pretty not"
Me:"Er.............................................. No."
G (starts to sound like a dirty old man) : "NO MEHHH She look damn pure and innocent"
Me: "WTF?!?!?!"
G: "R-r-r-really la! you look!"
Me: "I look pure-er" (give him my sweetie pie angel face)
G: "Fuck off la!"
HAHAHAHAHA.
G: "E-E-EEE-E-E-EH SHE CHANGE PLACE ALREADY NOW SHES THE FIRST GIRL"
Me: "Fuck off la."

Also, I was very sad because i couldnt see saeful since i was sitting so damn in front (thanks nadia) and so he asked me to sit up. So i sat up and then i whispered "i still cant fucking see (insert pout here)" and then Gerard was like "I MEANT SIT IN THE ROWS FURTHER BEHIND LA you fucking stupid" HAHAAH. In between, we also bitched about a couple of people, he told me to be a good girl and behave in future and not break hearts, laughed at the damn cute dances, etc etc.

And also, towards the end, Gerard and i made a bet about how many encore songs the band was gonna play. IDK for why in the world i thought chris told me they were gonna play 6 songs so i bet with G that they'll play more than 1. and he bet they'll play one. So his condition was that if i lost i have to suck his cock and if i won he had to suck saeful's cock. so we shook on it. luckily in the end they didnt play any songs. HAHAHAHA.

Oh well, all in all it was fun. Luckily Gerard was there otherwise i surelyyyyyyyyyy just sleep.

ANDAND before that par and i made a damn rushed attempt at shopping at bugis street, i bought like 4 earrings and 2 nose studs (hehehe) and wanted to buy a bag but there were none that i fancied which alex and par did not violently object to. Oh and before alex came, he called us on the phone and he was all where are you and i was like uhmmm upstairs and he was like ok im at the escalator how to go yadda yadda yadda yadda and im like OK WE WILL COME DOWN AND GET YOU LA and then i see a nice shop and im like "OMG! BAGS!" and i walk towards that direction and suddenly alex appears from behind and goes like "FUCK YOU IN FINDING ME LA" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
damn. funny. like. mad.
Also, a guy stopped walking and STARED at my breasts which i found extremely offensive but par (who witnessed it) could not stop laughing. She now claims she loves going out with me because i keep getting sexually harrassed. Too much, that girl.

We also got flowers from cold storage which saeful TOTALLY DID NOT APPRECIATE. hahahaha. he was damn cute. hehehe.

2010-05-14T23:07:00.003+08:00

Hi guys, I'm taking time off my conversation with Pip now to blog about some simple updates in life. First of all, i just shaved my legs. HAHAHA. Ok no but anyway. I've been attending night study a couple of times. School ends really early and i find that i waste about 5 hours before night study starts... SO.... maybe i should study. In more important news, I have been getting bullied by just about all my male friends in school. Jokes range from why you drink all the water in the water cooler (thanks to jasper + friends who say i drink like a camel) to breast jokes to malay jokes and then back to breast jokes and then to breast jokes and then finally to breast jokes again.

Today huilak called for me in the canteen and he showed me his box of Special K cereal and then proceeded to shout "I NEED MILK". I wanted to scold him, but really it was too funny to NOT laugh. (Huilaks face is damn funny also btw) And today Jasper came to me during night study with blue eye liner and eye shadow and i didn't know what to say to him until finally, moments later, i started with this.
"Why... you got blue make up?"
"Lit night laaaa"
"Oh...what is your character" (expecting something like Heathcliff or Linton or Hareton, altho the blue eye make up throws me off abit)
"I'm a bird"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF??????????"
"got a few birds la. we're supposed to sing some song"
"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF???????"
He, with his blue eye glitter make up, then called me GAY because i have bling on my ipod. like... hello?!

Philip, has also been making my life miserable by telling the world that i am in love with allister and vice versa. He is also very much in love with the Glee song, except that he likes the Journey version. ahahaha.

pip says:
you only have eyes for one man
part man
part gorilla

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
why are you describing yourself.

pip says:
...

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
i win

At night study, the funniest thing happened during break. I sat with amos, some frisbee dude, and brian. So i was eating my muffin and it sucked so i didnt want to eat it anymore and amos wanted a bite. so i used the fork and spent about 2 minutes trying to cut it for him. So finally after a very embarrassing period of time, i got one a small piece out from the whole muffin and i was going to pass the thing to amos when i basically flipped/pushed it onto the table. It was a MAJOR fail moment. Needless to say the guys all looked at me feeling very ashamed and malu for me :( Then brian called me a loser. hahaha but it was so funny omg.

2010-05-11T23:45:00.002+08:00

this is the photo i printed for mom's photoframe ahaha.

Menus at kiddy palace/nuts house/miss clarity cafe

baby girl

nice decor...........................

damn shiok the sign. AHAHA

2010-05-11T22:44:00.002+08:00

Sup! Went for night study today. Before that i killed two hours with a couple of my classmates. They kept asking me to rank who i like in class from the most to the least because they don't believe i like all my classmates, which, really i do. Maybe not in the beginning, but now more or less yes. So anyway, i decided Gonghua's probably last. HAHAHAHAHAHA. and she came over and kept hugging my breasts which made me extremely uncomfortable. Alex also asked me if i don't like him which is ridiculous since if i were to rank him it would be somewhere higher up the list. Gonghua also started this high class and low class thing in our class. I'm considered high class. Queen of the High Class. Good. Gonghua can move up the ranking and not be last anymore, provided that she stops breast hugging me.
HAHAHAHA.

During the break i also called jem over to our table. "Jem... Perry said you have a huge dick." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. To which jem was speechless and Perry was scolding me for being a bitch. HAHAHAH. Sorry guys. :( Went over to Jem's table after i ate for a peace handshake. hahahaha.

At night study today, i was writing a 5 side geography essay while the girl beside me was playing plasticine (wtf) which is apparently her science project (WTF). I was fuming la. down there writing like a bitchslave then the girl there rolling her stupid plasticine. ahahaha.

Other updates in life, Ida (one of my best friends) has broken up with her new boyfriend. Here's the story. so like. she had a long term bf. broke up with him. next day or sth got new boyfriend. one month later (Today) they are "Taking a short break" HAHAHAHAH. she fucking win. i love her so much. but she brings skanky to a whole new level (which i am far away from :D:D)

2010-05-10T19:54:00.002+08:00

Greetings!
During the weekend i took some time off for family and friends.
Saturday we went to celebrate Nut's 6th birthday, then i went to church after that followed by a family outing where the four of us went to watch IP Man 2.
The family outing made me damn happy. We planned it since Wednesday and i was damn excited and all. ahahah. I don't remember the last time we all went to watch a movie as a family. Probably more than ten years ago... But anyway, we agreed we should do it more often.
Shrek 3? hehehe
Anyway IP man was damn funny. If you liked the first you'd definitely like the second one. There were a couple of intense fight scenes in which i had to hide my face behind my brother's shoulder because i was so excited/scared.
Also, my brother had to occasionally ask me to STFU because apparently i cannot talk softly/whisper.
Speaking of which, yesterday we had a tiny quarrel about me talking loudly again.
kor: Why do you always have to shout
me: i'm not shouting
kor: you know every time i wake up it's because you are talking damn loudly.
me: i'm not talking loudly

AHAHAH.

Anyway, for mothers' day my dad had to go to the air port so mom and i tagged along and did some grocery shopping and went to Candy Empire to look at the sweets and stuff.

For my mom's gift i bought her a nice pink photoframe and printed a pic of the 4 of us on Movie Night. And for my grandma i bought her tissue paper and deodorant. she asked me to buy for her and then she'll pay me back but in the end i just decided to get it for her. so i bought 80 packets of the thick tissue it was quite funny. hahaha. she was damn happy. so cute.

Today i went to SGH for a regular check up on my knee. My doctor is Pissed OFF because i dont take my glucosaime (or sth) pills. HAHAHA. it was quite funny.
"why you dont take the pills"
"because....................... i forget."
".."
"hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
-gives me a damn funny face-
"OK LA i will remember"
"ok good. ahahah"
"ahahaha"
peace restored.

I've been reading Eat Pray Love the whole day today. I think the book is fantastic. the way she writes is pure brilliance in certain parts of the book. I think i can relate to her sometimes. it's a good book.

2010-05-08T23:53:00.001+08:00

He is trying to kill me. There is no other explanation.

2010-05-06T20:26:00.003+08:00

Lionel told me quite recently that the number of items you have in your pencil box determines how secure you feel about yourself. Here's what's in mine.

-10 zig markers
-4 highlighters
-6 normal writing pens
-small post its
-one stapler
-one ruler
-box of blue staple bullets
-zebra marker
-white pen
-2 pencils
-4b lead
-one eraser
-one gold pen

Security Fail. i have a total of 31 items. AHAHAHA. some people just have 3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

2010-05-05T21:51:00.002+08:00

This is whats gonna be in my house in future. DAMN CUTE LIKE CRAZY. they are going over to LL's house if they grow old and ugly. anyway. LL and i are talking about dogs. i am now quite upset because i've been wanting a st bernard forever but now i look at the pics and i dont love them anymore and i dont even know why i wanted one. :( I think its quite strange how i've never liked dalmatians even though i watched 101 dalmatians like a gazillion times. I also had two dalmatian stuffed toys that were my favourite. hehe. Chowchows are damn cute. look like bear. OMG. damn cute. i want to die. cute things make me want to die. its like OMGOMGIUEHRFNDSIJEIURFHBSDINJWEUIHYADJNS. hello. hehe. my bro gonna get a bulldog for his own house (hes going to train it to bite me) but sharpei look like bulldog. SO CUTE. SO CUTE SO CUTE. HEHEHE

Anyway. school today was retarded. We started fighting during GP when the topic of Oprah came about and pris and nadia and par and jud said they dont like oprah and kezia and i think that oprah is just below God so like WTF?!?!?!? oprah is o-some. (like... awesome) ahhaha. so anyway we all started screaming and madam damo was like wtf?!?! and trying to get us to calm down. ahahahaha. after she left we started screaming again.

Kezia and I are oprah fans united fail seriously.

kez: OMG. did you see the one where she was with celine dion and the band?

me: OMG CELINE DION IS IT THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE GIRL? THEN SHE MADE ALL HER DREAMS COME TRUE?

kez: uhm.... no.... OH IS IT THE TAYLOR SWIFT ONE???

me: uhm....... no....

then we both just keep talking about different oprah episodes. haiz. ahahahah

after school i saw nigel alone in his classroom so i walked over to his class to say hi and ask him what he was doing all alone and low and behold when i reached the classroom he was in the midst of taking off his pants and so what followed was 5 minutes of awkward conversation with him doing god knows what and me standing at the door with my hands covering my eyes. HAHAHA.

when i came home today vallo called me and we talked about the death of our hamsters and she told me how she touched the dead body of her hamster and im like ewww and then she said she also accidentally dropped the dead hamster. TWICE. hahahahaha. shit i totally dieddddd laughing. cant wait to tell boo. ahahahah

2010-05-04T18:58:00.003+08:00

I threw away my favourite black clutch that i've had since a couple of CNYs ago. I hate change. Even the littlest and simplest of changes there is to life irks me. But the only constant in life is change. So i would probably need to start adapting and stuff (i've been saying this for many years). Anyway, I've recently had/made alot of time to reflect on past relationships. I notice a couple of trends that are obviously absent in my current relationship. Yet i see no need for worry because whatever it is i am still happy (although fighting everyday seems a tad bit unnatural)(its ok to be dysfunctional- look at the Adams Family. and like... the Simpsons... and like. so many other cartoons AHAHAHA. ok joking.) Hahaha.

Anyway. Iron man two is out. Josh and i went on our first date to watch iron man like two years ago or something. I don't really know how to feel about this. I guess sad? But at the same time not really... so Yeah. My mom damn funny btw. She met my first boyfriend that i had in like sec 1 or something (having a boyfriend in sec 1 is LAME and highly discouraged in my opinion btw) when she went to church. She also made me BREAK UP WITH HIM last time. but i didnt because im gangsta however, i did break up with him soon after (like a couple of weeks/maybe days later) when i was bored (see, i told you it's lame). But anyway. so like recently she met him and she came home all upset and like "the boy who used to like you last time is such a good boy" Can totally hear the tone of regret in her voice. I should have used it more to my advantage and go like "ah see la ask me to break up with him some more la." HAHAHAH. im horrible. ahahahaha.

K anyway. i gotta do my gp essay now (it is about a month overdue. i am NOT EVEN KIDDING)

2010-05-04T17:11:00.002+08:00

Farewell Dinner for giamasan at Liang Court with the class :)

zy joined us :D

hehehe sorry i forgot your birthday lionel. HAHAHAH. wont happen again! :D

Chris & Kiki Photo 1

Chris & Kiki Photo 2

Chris & Kiki Photo 3

Twins! ahahah Ray damn cute.

me & twinkle :)

Zhiyong!!

IG mates hehehe

2010-05-02T09:40:00.002+08:00

Hi guys, i've been trying to make use of the long weekend to catch up on homework and sleep (actually i should just be catching up on homework) BUTTT. All that has proved to be a little too much to handle. Yesterday i did math for about 2 hours. Skipped about 20 questions (Dear Hamster, i need consultation NAOOO.) At night we went to tp then to costa sands chalet to surprise Rach. (Everytime jud says surplise i still burst into giggles)
i bought new nose studs yesterday. They are light green. Damn nice :) It made me very happy. But at night i got grouchy because it was way too hot and i was shit tired.
Tonight i again have to go out for a farewell dinner. I am going to kill myself if i forget to bring the dog. (it's stuffed) omg. Ok now i'm damn scared i'll forget. Ok, i just set an alarm. Phew.
Anyway. I know tonight's gonna be fun. Been a long time since the class went out. heheeeeee.

Btw, dance concert was pretty good. I didnt mess up that badly (not like the CNY one that one good game really) i watched the videos and i was surprised by how nice we looked. ahahahahah.
Okay. I gotta go already. Bye guys.

2010-04-26T20:12:00.002+08:00

Hey palzzz, the past few days i've been feeling kinda funky and totally not myself (ever since being sick). But thankfully like, i'm feeling so much better today (phew)
Anyway, school and dance and sleep has been taking up all of my time.
I absolutely cannot wait for dance concert to be over. Idk when the excitement for dance night will kick in (still waiting, waiting waiting)
I won't be blogging much nowadays. but when i start blogging again i'll let you guys know. much love till the next time!!!!

2010-04-18T17:30:00.002+08:00

Hi yall. Over the past 4 days i've slept about 90 hours. (that leaves about 6 hours of non-slumber peace, for you math geniuses- yes, hi jane + saeful+ twinkle)
Anyway. I'm down with stomach flu, not pregnant.
Puking sucks btw. I puke a total of like 30 times on thursday and i puked until i had nothing to puke so my body dug deeper and found lunch from wednesday (gross i know)
urgh. I'm still not well now. wtf right i know. it's damn irritating and making me a very grouchy bitch. I hope to get well soon because i havent touched a single book which is NOT how i am going to get an A for a levels.
And speaking of As, i got my first A for pw which made me very happy. :)

Brother

2010-04-14T23:34:00.002+08:00

Ytd korkor was at sogurt while i was home so i texted him regarding milk tea i had just bought.
me: Dont drink the milk tea in the fridge.
korkor: too late
me: shut.

asshole. ahahahaha. im the best sister in the world leh, today i went to macs to study and he told me to buy him ice cream and i said fuck off then in the end i bought him apple pie. ok i didnt say fuck off la i just said it will melt. but fuck off sounds more gangsta.

2010-04-12T23:18:00.002+08:00

Judith + Charlotte + Jane's Partayeee

me and charis

bedshots!

Gossipgirlfail

Rach damn glam, char and justine fighting.

"blair and jenny"

Season 5 guys "Selena" ahahahaha......................

rach made this for char

Nut damn gangsta at the pit

the discoball as the mistletoe

rachel..

ahaha lololol

this is going to make me happy for the rest for my life.

buying jane's gift (sorry the pics not in order)

somigosolan and boo

boo and her fav cake

rrrrrrrrach

someone.... maybe want to tell nut not her birthday?"shes still young she dont understand"ahahah lololol

jud is sleeping on my breast

heheheheheheheheheheheheh

damn cute picture

ahahahah

rach loves putting her phone in my boobies

rach did char's make up so niceee

retards

birthday galszsxs

this should be in the sex book la

practicing my skank face

they thought it was prom.............

having the sex talk (eheheh)

the guy on the extreme right= maid k.o. (best story ever. his maid punched him then he gg)

presents

2010-04-12T20:43:00.002+08:00

I went to school and found out i end at 4pm. Whaaat?
To make things better, the school admin makes our break at 10am. so from 11-4 it's 5 hours of lessons straight. Gg.

THe fan is STILL spoilt. Very annoying. I have to always put powder and burn my breasts nowadays. During math perry twinkle and i were late so he made us stand. I volunteered to do a question so that i could sit. Lit was pretty interesting. We went through the birthday party and i actually paid attention althought around the 45min mark i was abit gone. Gp was after that and it was so.boring.com. i used my phone and it got confiscated. HAHAHA. She gave me the face again, damn funny. We sang the DamoDamo song to her and she smiled. I think next time must sing louder then she wont confiscate. Speaking of Damo, i met damo's boy in the canteen and he gave me a hug and said my hair smelled nice. Must be the cucumber spray. I ate alot of candy today.

2010-04-11T13:47:00.002+08:00

I had fun at the party last night. You should never have any expectations, that way you can never be disappointed. But idk, i guess there are some pros and cons of not having expectations but i'm cant be bothered to think about that now. More about the party later on when there are pics.

In other non-party related news, I read the papers and found out that the Polish president and his wife and other people died in a plane crash. Idk why but it just made me damn sad... I mean, i dont even know where Poland is. But just so wasted and all... Tsk... Also, if you suffer from depression please refrain from reading the papers because it will make it worse. It's all sad stuff- economic slowdown/recession, people dying, people killing, accident=coma, natural disasters, politics that lead to death, etc etc etc.

Too much.

Anyway, i had ptm yesterday and to put it simply i am grounded from now on! :) ahahh. FML. but it's all for my own good, i know. okay, see yall later.

2010-04-09T18:58:00.002+08:00

Hi all, these few days I've been really busy. Here's what i've been doing since the last time i posted on this space.
Tuesday: went home and slept.
Wednesday: Dance and Val's concert
Thursday: Sogurt with nadia/kezia and timo came
Friday: Dance

So anyway. Wednesday was limelight (vals band concert). J claimed she was tired and slept her whole way through dance, later on we rushed down to City Hall where i ate yoguru and J and i bought sushi. Went to esplanade and stood at the steps eating like very classy people. (justine was spilling her sauce all over and using her hands to eat sashimi). I was very worried that the police would catch us and throw us into jail for smuggling sushi during the routine bag checks, although i am quite sure they are looking for bombs and not...sushi.
Kenboy finally came with the tickets and emma. Met a couple of val's friends who were very nice (they said i'm pretty :D:D:D:D:D:D)
We talked to kenneth and found out he's dating another girl. then i found out there was another girl before this one that i dont know of but Justine knows. So i got very agitated while the two of them sat beside me giggling and making pinky promises not to tell me because according to kenneth it is a "Cousin pact" or sth. Fuck U kenneth, i am your cousin. knnccb. Justines not even your "Real" cousin since she's her mom's side and as jiajia says yall can get married of sth. hahaha.
Anyway, i ate my gummy bears and i asked if ken wanted some and he said no then he realised it's gummy bears and he said "ooh! gummy bear!!" and like........................... totally LOL because ken is damn big and tall and black and hes talking about gummy bears like hes younger than emma. (or nut)

Val came on stage and there were like 10000 different conductors. Justine was annoyed at them cos they were so happy. I was hoping they would fall. I borrowed the little boy's binoculars and found Val. She kept moving around after each song like musical chairs. we all kept shouting "VALERIE SOLO" ahahahahahaha. it was damn funny. But the concert was really fantastic, i was so proud of my chubi. although she had no solo. but you cant really have a trombone solo i guess.

School these few days have been really irritating because it's mofucking hot. not to mention theres a fan in my class that exploded and the fans all keep switching off by themselves due to short circuiting or whatever. then like we sit in the classroom dying. That day we were having math remedial and the fans turned off and it was so FUCKING hot. the girls put powder on our breasts and then it started to burn (prickly heat) so damn funny. Then the guy who has the ability to fix the fans walked past and we shouted non-stop. "HELLO? HELLO UNCLE, HELP US. HELP US PLEASE" ahahahah. and mr kuang gave his -.- face. DAMN funny. the fanfixer is really grouchy and we're all scared of him. hes also about 25 yrs old or sth so uncle is quite inappropriate but thats par's fault for calling him uncle.

Today at dance we laughed for a damn long time at someone's So Hard (by rihanna) [inside joke btw]
Got our blockings for the dances, i got all the dances i wanted to dance so YAYYY.
cant believe dance concert is in about 2 weeks and we JUST started. GG.
I'm at the back for most of the dances. (i like to believe it's cos im tall and not a shit dancer. AHAHAHAHAHAH) we also did 100 push ups. our usual is like 30. then ryan came in and was like ok another 70 more and like they were asking "70 or 17" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lololololololololololololol

Chris also pushed me into the boys toilet today in the morning (hes a bully) and when i came out mr mark lee happened to walk past. so hes like WTF at me. ahahahaa. then in the afternoon when i saw him again he was like "not in the boys toilet again ah sarah?" hahahah damn bad.

I have to go eat now before i starve to death. :) bye.

2010-04-05T23:53:00.002+08:00

Welcome to Sogurt :)today after school i went over to sogurt from 2pm-10pm.Alex, nad, nigel, par and twinkle came.then later on evelina, joel, pip, lx and elmo came. :)

the lights damn shiok

Korkor and lips

Sogurt! ($3.30/100g)

bottled drinks

premium toppings

damn cute posters

toppings part 1.

toppings part 2

tea and snacks

joyce damn proud after she cut that whole box of strawberriesemployee of the month sia

Boo's flowers

lolololol

Socute @ Sogurt AHAHA

lips and kor

lips

kor

tip box

generosity of singaporeans (like. less than $2) AAHAH

the froyo (8 flavas)

crowd fav

my fav

kors fav swirl

my fav design

corner for cups

me and lips

joel pip and elmo

joel is actually drooling in this picture (for real) into almeric's cup so they had to exchange cups. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.pip damn act hamsum omg.

happy with the 40% discount. nice face joel.pip act hamsum again.my brother behind being damn asstra.

Aww photo

Too sexy.

Male models for Sogurt

Almost record holder for the day $15.75?

yes, $15.75 my memory damn good.

sabrina walking away ahahaha

Awww Photo no. 2

Champion this boy. $32, Ultimate record.

Joyce damn cuteeee

$32 worth.($23 sth after discount)

Win sia.

Btw, sogurt's having this promotion for the month of April.if you're a student and you WEAR YOUR UNIFORM,2-4 people: 25% off5 or more: 40%that is a fucking damn good deal srsly. So if you wanna try Sogurt nows the perfect time! :)

2010-04-04T19:09:00.003+08:00

Hi guys!!!
So like, yesterday after lunch with my family I headed down to Sogurt. I ended up staying there from 1230pm-7pm then went for family dinner at ah yee's place from 7pm-830pm then went back to the shop from 8.30pm-12.30am.
Lips passed me one of their damn cute strawberry dresses (thats the uniform) and so i worked (free labour) and it was shit crowded and i only learnt how to operate the cash register (finally) at around 9.30pm. AHAHHAHA. No but i was damn helpful. I cleaned the tables and poured water and gave them spoons and their change and went to change for coins, etc.

Booboo came at around 2 and we spent some nice quality time together for a couple of hours before she went to meet shaun. We were supposed to be doing Char's party playlist but that one major fail.

Anyway, I took tons of pics at Sogurt and then today i accidentally deleted all of them. Fail...................................................................

So yup, i have no more pictures. HAHAHAHAHA. ok. Please go down to Sogurt cos the yogurt is so good. AHAHAH. But no really it is. But i recommend you chill out when you're taking the yogurt cos if you spam it's gonna be shit expensive. Like, there were quite a few who paid more than $10 for their froyo.
Here's their flavours:
1. chocolate
2. mint (my fav)
3. original
4. peach mango (crowd fav)
5. cookies and cream
6. blueberry acai
7. pomegranate raspberry (damn nice also)
8. strawberry
the place also damn cosy and nice. AHHH i love it. i cant wait to work there (like, for real work)

Btw, i just spent 4 hours doing complex No. 1.

2010-04-02T23:57:00.000+08:00

hehe. :)

2010-04-01T23:33:00.002+08:00

Sogurt's Opening!!!!!

Sogurt is a frozen yogurt shop located near Coronation Plaza/Hwa Chong Instituition

these are the buses that go there

66, 67, 74, 151, 154, 156, 157, 170, 171, 174, 852, 961

I'm gonna try it on Saturday so i'll tell yall if it's nice or not (but even if it's not im gonna say nice just in case Lips reads this. AHAHAHAHA no but seriously how to go wrong with froyo)

http://sogurt.com.sg/ (click here for Sogurt's website which is actually just a bigger version of the poster)
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=sogurt&init=quick#!/pages/Singapore-Singapore/Sogurt/111370192213117?ref=search&sid=760880153.2579297536..1 (Sogurt's FB page)

2010-03-31T20:44:00.001+08:00

korkor: what time you wanna go to lips shop
me: idk la... not so early.... 10?
korkor:....
me: eh oh ya the shop opens at 1030. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
korkor: hahaha you want to go before the store opens

HAHAHAHAH. this conversation was damn funny. i super win leh. the other day i was talking to judith about torpedos when she was like "?!?!? do you mean tornado" and i was like. er... oh ya.

2010-03-31T20:27:00.002+08:00

Danceworks 2010 (Siren Supporters) btw, my eyes were damn puffy becos i had a scary dream the night before and it made me cry (in my sleep. so unfair right, i totally didnt even get to choose whether to cry or not)

met kenboy there!

Gangsta girl

char what we say about smiling like that

Siren

Afresco(we sold 150 bubbleteas ahahah)

So much hand action Asses at his own Danceworks

2010-03-30T22:15:00.002+08:00

Hello, today i was required to give a speech on pw in the PAC for ten minutes. I hate public speaking. HATE IT. but i realised with more public speaking that i do it becomes slightly (veryvery slightly) less intimidating and scary. So that's good i guess.
Yesterday was the rehearsals and it was like PW all over again. i didnt know what to say so like. just talked nonsense the whole way through. then i was informed the sharing session is fucking today so like panic for 5 minutes because i thought it was maybe next week. ahahahaha.
But it went well i guess, it was very formal so i had to control myself from saying anth informal and like, PEOPLE WERE SLEEPING. i damn angry. but ok cannot be like "eh wake up assholes" AHAHA.

Anyway, charlotte's busy preparing for JJC's party. and yesterday giamasan announced officially that she's leaving us, which is FANTASTIC because i mean what better way to show us she loves us than to leave mid way through the most important term/year in our lives. Good game. Thanks for caring so much. (sense the bitterness not)

I've also been blogging alot less lately (idk why) i guess no mood.
My brother's been trying to quit smoking so it's his third day and he says the side effects are that hes abit bad mood sometimes (ANOTHER grouchy boii in my life) ahahahaha. ok im going off now. but i hope his no smoking thing goes well.

2010-03-29T21:45:00.000+08:00

BTW, my grades totally good game this time.
U S E E E
(nothing above 50) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i fucking win. Ok, mid years everything B (aim high, for the sky)

2010-03-29T20:57:00.003+08:00

So like, on Saturday a couple of us gathered to support the baby of the Brotherhood at Danceworks. there were like 24 teams and they were the 2nd to perform. But I stayed on to watch the other teams dance, together with justine and vallo.
There was a point where Justine and Jane went to the flea while Judith and Asses had already gone off so it was just me and val. Then because the whole theme of danceworks is Anti-drugs there were a couple of dances featuring motherfucking scary dancers with shit scary make up and eyes rolled to the back of their heads (good acting siol..................) but anyway, Val and I got really scared and even had to hold hands. HAHAHAHAHA.

J, V and I spent a lovely afternoon together after a long time apart. We walked around trying to find Koi but had to settle with some other type of bubbletea in the end. We went to the flea later on and J went home while Val and i totally went crazy with shopping. it was very nice. ahahaha

Yesterday my family and ah yee's family went for a nice dinner at sopranos. I wore my platforms. they are surprisingly comfortable. My brother said i looked like a freak because my shoes make me like a head taller than everyone. it's damn fun tho. ahahaha. he is just upset because im taller than him.

Lips shop (Sogurt) is opening soon on 3rd of April so yall should go check it out. i'll put the flyer up here soon.

2010-03-28T15:53:00.001+08:00

LOLOLOL

2010-03-25T00:02:00.002+08:00

Hi guys, a couple of my results are out and it is a clear indication of my lack of knowledge in, well, all of the subjects. I think i should start studying soon, probably, unless i think retaking A's next year would be a better option. (Not.) I am totally moving from the green/amber to the Red Light District! (said in the damn funny Ludacris voice) (btw, its some growth chart nonsense at the back of my class)
Anyway, I need to do something about my hair and spectacles soon. My hair is super annoying (gets in my eyes + ugly + split ends) and my specs are really old and scratched up. And they keep flying off. Today we were dancing to Fame and on the third count my specs flew off and i had to dance the rest of the dance basically, blind. It was also distracting to suddenly have everything around me blurred up.
Anyway, i think dance is stressing me out quite badly because there are so many routines and I cannot get them properly and today jessica taught us this insane choreo that Justine and I feel is bound to make ryan eat the radio when he watches us dance. My shoulder is all bruised up now.
Sigh.

Anyway, my favourite brother (he happens to be my only one) finally downloaded the songs for me (thankxzsxzs) and today we made damn alot of good CL B jokes at justine.
J: I am going to top CL B
me: Uhm.............. I think you try to pass first............................?
Nut: Uhm............. I think you let those who didnt get double Us........? (her written and oral both U)
me: Uhm............... I think you let those who didn't speak Mongolian during their oral........?
HAHAHAHAHAH.

and then during geography there was irritating laughter which lasted a good 5 minutes coming from the back, so like. after awhile Nadia and I both turned at the same time (slowly) then we saw who it was coming from, then we turned back in front (slowly) then nadia looked at me and said "Oh. My. God." and it was a majorrrr LOLOLOLOL moment.

Anyway, walked back to class with chris, he can't spell for nuts seriously.
JC 1 he asked how to spell "yay" and then this year he spelled sacrifice as "scarifice" and madam damo asked if hes dyslexic HAHAHAHA. and then on the way back i asked him how to spell sophisticated (spelling test), he said "S-O-P-I..." fail.
then extensive.
"X-T EH, NONO. WAHHH TRICK QUESTION THIS ONE"
AHAHAHAH. omg. omg. omg.

Me nad alex and kez went for a meal the other day, nad was texting par. par spells definitely as "Definately" so i smsed par "definItely" and she is all "definately what" and to nadia "Why the fuck is sarah telling me definately" so i msg par again "definItely" and then she finally got it. it was damnnnnn funny. ahahahahaha

Ok my classmates damn funny. And they both got higher than me for gp HAHAHAH. life sux. but dont take drugs. Eat rainbows. Ok i need to sleep. SO MUCH FOR SLEEPING AT 10 TODAY knnccbwtfbbqmofo

2010-03-23T20:06:00.002+08:00

Hello, today was the second day of term 2 and i am already feeling like i want to die.
I had the worst morning today because i was still feeling like a dick for everything that's happened and i hate it when someone is angry with me especially when i actually do care for that person (my actions totally contrast this i know)
So anyway quite a few of my closer friends are damn surprised that i am still so patient and waiting for forgiveness because under normal circumstances (According to them) i would have said ok fuck off a long time ago. But no i am still trying and im not gonna give up unless he gives up first. anddd it is my fault. and i do wuv him. so yeah. (hi if you are reading this btw. i m u)
luckily though, my day did get alot better sometime in the afternoon. even though i found out i U-ed my math (prediction fail.) btw i change my predictions to all Us ok.
anyway, he shook my hand for getting a U, and the day before i LOL-ed at him for his inability to do math. so i think maybe we should stop being so supportive of each other's academic failures. ahahahha.
ok, i gotta go now, feeling real tired.

2010-03-23T00:46:00.000+08:00

OMG i swear, the angel and the devil are totally talking to me right now (you know the whole left and right shoulder thing)
I want to die. urgheruhgurhughurhughurhughurhguhruhgurhurhughruhru.

2010-03-22T19:19:00.002+08:00

Butterpub ahahhaahah

2010-03-22T00:38:00.001+08:00

Night guys

(not my house/bed/room btw. but yah thats my grandma)

2010-03-21T20:19:00.002+08:00

Hi guys,
today at about 2pm after i had my lunch which consisted of chicken rice and beetroot juice (simultaneously i was watching Paris guess who got booted out today bitchezzzz ok its katelynn and nicole) I decided a short nap (maybe 3 or 4 hours) would be nice because the weather was all rainy and cosy. But then i switched on the aircon and took a look around me and my room is a mess and so is my house.
I've been wanting to pack my stuff for awhile now and yesterday while i had some time i packed and threw out alot of books.
So anyway, because of all the drama thats going on I have been somewhat shutting myself out and in some ways the medicine helped because those are seriously drugs i swear. So basically I don't really have alot of emotions and hence i am not the usual sentimental girl that i am so i could throw out alot of stuff. My house is so cluttered because I refuse to throw stuff out because one day i "might have some use for it". But truth is, I don't, probably never will and i wouldn't even know it's gone after I throw it out.

As such, i got down and dirty and threw away probably half of the stuff that i have. (I haven't even touched my clothes yettttt)
So anyway. Packed my jewellery, my make up, my moisturizers/perfume/hairspray/othernonsense to put on my face
Then i moved to the sock drawer.
and then now i'm doing the paper work. I've been at it for about 5 hours now. But while packing I'm also watching Ugly Betty. Watched about 4 episodes already. Last night i stayed up watching monk, ugly betty, 90210. I fucking win know.

Other than the facebook wars (deleted so dont bother checking) (j&shaun had their own fbwars), my day has been void of much social communication. Which is nice, i like being alone sometimes.
Anyway, i'm filing my shit now and i know after i do this i will feel a great sense of accomplishment since i have not done ANYTHING this holidays (other than sleeping to recover from hangovers and disease and going out)
And "file my shit" has been on all the To-do-lists that i have created since the beginning of Term One in year 1.
So that's quite alot of paper. I hate paper. Oh and btw, I threw out ALL my chinese things- paper, books, dictionary. SO relieved (sorry to all you CLBabies hi boo, hi jud, hi nad, hi alex) Ps i realised i had 3 4 chinese dictionaries-what the?!?!?!

Anyway, in more important news (besides spring cleaning) Cheeseballs has moved temporarily to AMK which is like a big fucking middle finger. But at least she'll be back for weekends. But hi cheeseballs, btw, when you move back it'll be like october, so i'll be taking my exams, and then like. it'll be my turn to be gone (queenstown). sigh :(
Ok, bye guys!

2010-03-20T14:57:00.003+08:00

Okay after much thinking, i realised i'm growing up, sort of an adult now, just going through an awkward phase(?) But i have to start behaving like one and take responsibility for my actions and not just always expect people to forgive me when i mess up. I also need to start thinking about other people. Because if i dont start now, i am going to turn into a cold, emotionless, heartless bitch and i never used to be like that. I would always love passionately and care whole heartedly but now with all the things that get in the way and in life it's changing me for the worse so i have to chill the hell out.
Anyway this is not an emo post. it is just self reflection.

2010-03-20T12:00:00.001+08:00

For fucks sake.
fighting for 3 days is not fun.

2010-03-19T17:45:00.003+08:00

Hello everybody! Sorry i haven't been updating this space of late. Been really busy with dance. And going out. Ahaha.
Anyway, major drama happened on wednesday night. ABCD went out. I need to stop fucking up every holiday. Like, seriously. EVERY school break i have to break a heart.
So anyway, i fucked up real bad, trying to make things right now...

I'm sick now (retribution)
So just chilling at home. I'm on alot of medication and seriously its damn strong. They say it makes you "drowsy" more like Unconscious. ahaha. ok bye now.

UPDATE:
Ok, why must i always behave like a moron. why.