Excuse me?
My dad has been trying to convince me the past few days that I don't need an extra pillow.
On the first night of our arrival to the new house, my brother comes into my room after a long day of unpacking and is like "Why you have 3 pillows. I also only have 3. But Liping is staying over. So I need another pillow." And just takes my third pillow.
I was abit confused and just sat on my bed like a lost little puppy and on the second night when i realised what he had done (horror horror shock shock and yes it did take me about 24hrs to realise i shld not let this pillow monster steal my pillow) I went to his room (while he was out) to claim what was and always will be mine. (I r so cunning)
So anyway. Our sofa set arrived today (its fucking awesome, can recline all) and along with the sofa came 2 new pillows (I LOVE PILLOWSSS) so my dad comes in and hes all "Do you need a new pillow" And i am like "Yes ofc. The more the merrier" And he is like "No. If you take this you must throw away one" And I am like... "No. I am KEEPING EVERYTHING" And he is like... "Kor is taking one so if you want one you must throw away"
And this is when i find out my brother doesn't need to throw away any pillows. Why the unfairness? Because, as my dad puts it, there are 2 people on my Bro's bed and only 1 on mine.
All I'M hearing is "Becos you dont have a boyfriend who sleeps on your bed every single fucking night you are not allowed to have more than 3 pillows"
Solution: Tmr im gonna text my dad. "Hey dad, my boyfriend is coming to stay over tonight (and the rest of this yr) so please put a pillow case on the new pillow and leave it on my bed. Lots of lurrrvveeee, Rah"
shake me. 8:31 PM.