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Barley Green.
So a couple of weeks ago my dad attended this talk by a christian doctor and he spoke of how God made man to be vegetarians etc,etc (Srsly I have doubts about that since I am not a huge fan of my vegetables). Well anyway, the doctor also introduced everyone to Barley Green which honestly, i have NO idea what it's for. Like vitamins i guess...? ahahah. But my dad came home a few days later with 2 Bottles of Barley Green.
So the reactions from my family members were far from receiving.
My bro laughed, my mom ignored my dad and i was all like "It's a scam, Dad."
And my dad is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. doctors dont usually recommend these things!!"
And I'm all like..................... "Yes dad... That's why it's a scam"
But anyway i did research on it and i cant really find much on it. but it's supposed to be some miracle thing (cures cholesterol, makes you more energetic, cures asthma, etcetc)
So my dad forces me to take it for my asthma. And that's when i find out you have to take TEN MOTHERFUCKING PILLS at one shot. and one pill is the size of an eraser i swear. (ok no la but its FUCKING BIG)
So the first time i ate it i popped one pill at a time. By my 3rd pill i was sure i was going to vomit and i was seriously NOT HAVING ANY OF THIS SHIT. so i popped the remaining 7 into my mouth and tried not to vomit.
You would think the next few times i eat it it'll be easier right... No.
Anyway. After 1 week the only thing that barley green did for me is ensure that my Gag reflexes were still in fine condition. So i prepared to break the horrible news to my dad that I refuse to take anymore of the green shit. and my dad comes home and he's all happy and chirpy and "GUESS WHAT!!! I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER 4 BOTTLES!!! POWDER FORM!!!"
Now, you guys should know that one bottle costs $120. one. fucking. hundred. and. fucking. twen fucking ty dollars. Ok. if your math is as good as mine, you'l know that $120 multiplied by 6 gives you one million dollars. Fucking cb ex.
I drank the powder one today (you mix the powder with water) and it looks and tastes lik ei just blended grass with mud. Im going to beat my dad up if i get asthma again.
Anyway, I'll be a good girl and continue taking it and if i become more awesome than i am now i'll let you guys know.
