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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Excuse me?
My dad has been trying to convince me the past few days that I don't need an extra pillow.
On the first night of our arrival to the new house, my brother comes into my room after a long day of unpacking and is like "Why you have 3 pillows. I also only have 3. But Liping is staying over. So I need another pillow." And just takes my third pillow.
I was abit confused and just sat on my bed like a lost little puppy and on the second night when i realised what he had done (horror horror shock shock and yes it did take me about 24hrs to realise i shld not let this pillow monster steal my pillow) I went to his room (while he was out) to claim what was and always will be mine. (I r so cunning)
So anyway. Our sofa set arrived today (its fucking awesome, can recline all) and along with the sofa came 2 new pillows (I LOVE PILLOWSSS) so my dad comes in and hes all "Do you need a new pillow" And i am like "Yes ofc. The more the merrier" And he is like "No. If you take this you must throw away one" And I am like... "No. I am KEEPING EVERYTHING" And he is like... "Kor is taking one so if you want one you must throw away"
And this is when i find out my brother doesn't need to throw away any pillows. Why the unfairness? Because, as my dad puts it, there are 2 people on my Bro's bed and only 1 on mine.
All I'M hearing is "Becos you dont have a boyfriend who sleeps on your bed every single fucking night you are not allowed to have more than 3 pillows"
Solution: Tmr im gonna text my dad. "Hey dad, my boyfriend is coming to stay over tonight (and the rest of this yr) so please put a pillow case on the new pillow and leave it on my bed. Lots of lurrrvveeee, Rah"
My dad has been trying to convince me the past few days that I don't need an extra pillow.
On the first night of our arrival to the new house, my brother comes into my room after a long day of unpacking and is like "Why you have 3 pillows. I also only have 3. But Liping is staying over. So I need another pillow." And just takes my third pillow.
I was abit confused and just sat on my bed like a lost little puppy and on the second night when i realised what he had done (horror horror shock shock and yes it did take me about 24hrs to realise i shld not let this pillow monster steal my pillow) I went to his room (while he was out) to claim what was and always will be mine. (I r so cunning)
So anyway. Our sofa set arrived today (its fucking awesome, can recline all) and along with the sofa came 2 new pillows (I LOVE PILLOWSSS) so my dad comes in and hes all "Do you need a new pillow" And i am like "Yes ofc. The more the merrier" And he is like "No. If you take this you must throw away one" And I am like... "No. I am KEEPING EVERYTHING" And he is like... "Kor is taking one so if you want one you must throw away"
And this is when i find out my brother doesn't need to throw away any pillows. Why the unfairness? Because, as my dad puts it, there are 2 people on my Bro's bed and only 1 on mine.
All I'M hearing is "Becos you dont have a boyfriend who sleeps on your bed every single fucking night you are not allowed to have more than 3 pillows"
Solution: Tmr im gonna text my dad. "Hey dad, my boyfriend is coming to stay over tonight (and the rest of this yr) so please put a pillow case on the new pillow and leave it on my bed. Lots of lurrrvveeee, Rah"
shake me. 8:31 PM.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I've got this thing known as a Math Paper 1 in my face now and it is quite irritating cos apart from that, the view of town also happens to be in my face as well. I have SOOO much hw and it's alrdy 9pm and i dunno where to start. I feel like just going to sleep but i know that my prelim results are probably already causing my teachers to be like "Wtfknnccb is sarah ng doing".
I got back my math. I got 35/100. LOL. my life sucks la. I know im supposed to do better. and i did study and all. Just that I was damn anxious and started to panic when i couldn't form the conjecture for Q2. And then Q3 was just mind fucking me. And then Q4 was really just a Cheebye. So basically it went downhill after the first question and I could. not. do. it.
Most people would think my shitults (shit-results) are due to complacency. But i WISH it was complacency. ahahaha. It's not btw. My grades always fluctuate. And from after mid yrs to prelims i was in a constant state of anxiousness and o-m-g-i-am-gg-to-fail-prelims. So. I need to get my act together asap.
I got back my math. I got 35/100. LOL. my life sucks la. I know im supposed to do better. and i did study and all. Just that I was damn anxious and started to panic when i couldn't form the conjecture for Q2. And then Q3 was just mind fucking me. And then Q4 was really just a Cheebye. So basically it went downhill after the first question and I could. not. do. it.
Most people would think my shitults (shit-results) are due to complacency. But i WISH it was complacency. ahahaha. It's not btw. My grades always fluctuate. And from after mid yrs to prelims i was in a constant state of anxiousness and o-m-g-i-am-gg-to-fail-prelims. So. I need to get my act together asap.
shake me. 8:52 PM.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Urgh. I got some twitter virus and it is fucked up. Srsly. TTOO MUCH. i love twitter. I can't even like. create another acc. or sth. Twitter pls fix this shit otherwise you are going on #whatdef.
shake me. 9:04 PM.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Check it outtttt.
Hi guys! I moved into my room yesterday and have successfully unpacked everything. My favourite part about the room is my wall which is my new fav colour and the black thing you see there is my wardrobe. HEHE.
Renovations cost us about $80k which is really expensive since my house is quite small. But we custom made everything (my wardrobe, table, bed frames, etc)
Anyway, let me tell you some fun facts
1. I can see Lido and Crescent from my bed
2. My view is awesome
3. Straight bus to zouk, bugis, clarke quay, town, vivo (probably will take half the time i needed when i lived in BB)
4. I have an oven (!!!)
5. My lights cost 8k. (its those kind of hotel lights where you can on one light, off the other, and DIM!!) (i think this is abit unnecessary tho)
6. My bro and my parents' bed can be lifted up so you can put stuff underneath (i think this is major cool)
7. My wardrobe has lights (HEHEH) that automatically switch on when you open the wardrobe (HEHEHEHHEEHEH)
Eh ok thats about it. I thought there was alot more. HAHAHA. anyway im sooo happy.l like my window is huge so the view is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Can't wait for my pals to come over to check it out. Tmr par and nad are coming. Last night Twinkle came. Raied and Kanta came to say hi to me but they didnt come up cos it was real late already. HEHE. SOOO happy.
shake me. 12:10 PM.
Friday, September 17, 2010
So right, i met twinkle for lunch today. I asked her what she wanted to do for her birthday and girlfriend gave this speech on her Perfect Plan.
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"OMG, i was thinking, and i wanted to go watch the Vampire movie. But then everyone keeps telling me it sucks. So then there are no other movies. Then i thought of the perfect birthday plan. I'll go to Starbucks and buy a really expensive drink and then sit there"
Me:
"Uhm.. Ok. Then?"
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"Then i watch people go by and listen to music"
Me:
"Okay.. and then?"
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"No thats it. Just buy a drink and sit at starbucks"
And then I died.
Ok anyway, gotta get back to packing. I have less than 24hrs till Moving time. My family gonna be P.I.S.S.E.D. OFF if by tonight i still dont get my shit together. ahahah. okay bye!
PS, twinkle then decided her perfect plan was stupid (after i had finished laughing i was like ok la it's your birthday if you want we can do that) especially for an 18th birthday. So we're having lunch with the class on Tuesday instead. Thank God for friends like me. hahahahahaah.
And I got a shock when twinkle was sending messages to our classmates and i asked her who replied and she said Judith (forgot jud was in our class)
Then after talking to jud and telling her i forgot about her yet again, on my way home I was making a list of who was gonna go on Tues.. and.................................................... I left out her name. HHAHAHAHAHH. (i rmb later on though. im so sorry jud, i couldnt even tell you this cos you would kill me)
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"OMG, i was thinking, and i wanted to go watch the Vampire movie. But then everyone keeps telling me it sucks. So then there are no other movies. Then i thought of the perfect birthday plan. I'll go to Starbucks and buy a really expensive drink and then sit there"
Me:
"Uhm.. Ok. Then?"
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"Then i watch people go by and listen to music"
Me:
"Okay.. and then?"
Twinkle's Perfect Plan:
"No thats it. Just buy a drink and sit at starbucks"
And then I died.
Ok anyway, gotta get back to packing. I have less than 24hrs till Moving time. My family gonna be P.I.S.S.E.D. OFF if by tonight i still dont get my shit together. ahahah. okay bye!
PS, twinkle then decided her perfect plan was stupid (after i had finished laughing i was like ok la it's your birthday if you want we can do that) especially for an 18th birthday. So we're having lunch with the class on Tuesday instead. Thank God for friends like me. hahahahahaah.
And I got a shock when twinkle was sending messages to our classmates and i asked her who replied and she said Judith (forgot jud was in our class)
Then after talking to jud and telling her i forgot about her yet again, on my way home I was making a list of who was gonna go on Tues.. and.................................................... I left out her name. HHAHAHAHAHH. (i rmb later on though. im so sorry jud, i couldnt even tell you this cos you would kill me)
shake me. 2:25 PM.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Barley Green.
So a couple of weeks ago my dad attended this talk by a christian doctor and he spoke of how God made man to be vegetarians etc,etc (Srsly I have doubts about that since I am not a huge fan of my vegetables). Well anyway, the doctor also introduced everyone to Barley Green which honestly, i have NO idea what it's for. Like vitamins i guess...? ahahah. But my dad came home a few days later with 2 Bottles of Barley Green.
So the reactions from my family members were far from receiving.
My bro laughed, my mom ignored my dad and i was all like "It's a scam, Dad."
And my dad is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. doctors dont usually recommend these things!!"
And I'm all like..................... "Yes dad... That's why it's a scam"
But anyway i did research on it and i cant really find much on it. but it's supposed to be some miracle thing (cures cholesterol, makes you more energetic, cures asthma, etcetc)
So my dad forces me to take it for my asthma. And that's when i find out you have to take TEN MOTHERFUCKING PILLS at one shot. and one pill is the size of an eraser i swear. (ok no la but its FUCKING BIG)
So the first time i ate it i popped one pill at a time. By my 3rd pill i was sure i was going to vomit and i was seriously NOT HAVING ANY OF THIS SHIT. so i popped the remaining 7 into my mouth and tried not to vomit.
You would think the next few times i eat it it'll be easier right... No.
Anyway. After 1 week the only thing that barley green did for me is ensure that my Gag reflexes were still in fine condition. So i prepared to break the horrible news to my dad that I refuse to take anymore of the green shit. and my dad comes home and he's all happy and chirpy and "GUESS WHAT!!! I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER 4 BOTTLES!!! POWDER FORM!!!"
Now, you guys should know that one bottle costs $120. one. fucking. hundred. and. fucking. twen fucking ty dollars. Ok. if your math is as good as mine, you'l know that $120 multiplied by 6 gives you one million dollars. Fucking cb ex.
I drank the powder one today (you mix the powder with water) and it looks and tastes lik ei just blended grass with mud. Im going to beat my dad up if i get asthma again.
Anyway, I'll be a good girl and continue taking it and if i become more awesome than i am now i'll let you guys know.
shake me. 10:37 PM.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been updating this space alot. These few weeks I go online using my bro's mac and I'm not really comfortable with it. I usually just use his mac to go to twitter and facebook a couple other websites (Dlisted, Thesuperficial, Failblog, Perezhilton, Xiaxue) He doesn't really like it when I use his mac.
Anyway, my house is shit now. Like... For those of you who have ever been to my house, you'll know that it already is shit. So now it's like Shit X100000000000. Seriously. Its fucking funny how my family can have about 10 boxes alrdy donated to Salvation Army, another 10 bags brought down to the garbage dump and still have the house looking the same as before. It's like we just pull stuff out from invisible drawers. Now most of the stuff have formed a wall of boxes (Phenomena known as Boxation). I haven't helped at all cos Im in the midst of Prelims and supposed to be super busy studying. So while everyone has pretty much got their shit together (in boxes), mine are still all over the place (My bro's room, the dining table, my room, my mom's room, my mom's toilet, my own toilet). I'm hoping that while everyone does the whole "Pack early bit by bit" thing I will be able to do everything in one day a day before moving. Sarah Style. Dezz right. I'm glad that as I grow older I get wiser and I'm not so sentimental with stuff. In the past i used to keep everything (I kept my nails from when i keep my nails real long during holidays, babyteeth, extracted teeth from pre braces days, hair- these stuff are in my Weird Stuff drawer), but now I don't cry when I throw away stuff. HAHAHAHA.
With regards to the new house that I will be living in in 6 days (OhMahGawd), I have NOT seen it yet. I don't wanna go in the midst of renovation and get my hopes up thinking "it will get better" cos i will KILL MYSELF if the end product is worse than in-between. Everyone who has seen the house (actually, EVERYONE has seen the house) keeps saying it's really nice. But even if it's shit they're kinda obliged to say that. I'm really anxious about the house and I've already had two nightmares about it. :( My room better be the nicest otherwise im seriously going to eat my designer.
I spent the final September Holidays not doing anything. My grand aunty is here to stay with us. It's quite annoying because like, our house is so small. Furthermore we're packing and everything is so fucking messy and crowded. But she's been really nice and trying to be helpful. But like, I can't study in the living room since the two old women are there, my bro and Liping have slumber parties everyday (that last like 4 days a week) so they are in the room the whole time and i cant study there, and my parents are sleeping/packing their room. So i stay in my storeroom which has no windows and no tables. My life dammmm sad. But at least now with esther (who is damn fucking cute) it's much better and if i fail prelims (chances QUITE high), it is esther's fault cos i keep wanting to go see her and all.
Anyway, I've decided that I officially have a new favourite colour (HI LIONEL) it's not yellow (yellow is a slut la, seduced me temporarily) It's pink-purple-red. Idk what the proper name is. But my file is that colour. and also one side of my room is that colour. ^^ Black is still my ultimate love tho. HEHE.
Oh and i also really miss Juzzy alot. Like in Year 1 we had so many Rah & Juzzy adventures (like how we went to beach road for a party a day early AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH trytobecool fail) We're damn cute. I miss our adventures so much that i even dreamt about it. Like, i dreamt My Father (our dance group) signed up for a dance competition which was the next day and we hadnt even practiced once and J and i decided to go to Malaysia with our families. HAHAHAHAHAH. OHHHHHH well. Okay gonna go now. Bye yall.
Anyway, my house is shit now. Like... For those of you who have ever been to my house, you'll know that it already is shit. So now it's like Shit X100000000000. Seriously. Its fucking funny how my family can have about 10 boxes alrdy donated to Salvation Army, another 10 bags brought down to the garbage dump and still have the house looking the same as before. It's like we just pull stuff out from invisible drawers. Now most of the stuff have formed a wall of boxes (Phenomena known as Boxation). I haven't helped at all cos Im in the midst of Prelims and supposed to be super busy studying. So while everyone has pretty much got their shit together (in boxes), mine are still all over the place (My bro's room, the dining table, my room, my mom's room, my mom's toilet, my own toilet). I'm hoping that while everyone does the whole "Pack early bit by bit" thing I will be able to do everything in one day a day before moving. Sarah Style. Dezz right. I'm glad that as I grow older I get wiser and I'm not so sentimental with stuff. In the past i used to keep everything (I kept my nails from when i keep my nails real long during holidays, babyteeth, extracted teeth from pre braces days, hair- these stuff are in my Weird Stuff drawer), but now I don't cry when I throw away stuff. HAHAHAHA.
With regards to the new house that I will be living in in 6 days (OhMahGawd), I have NOT seen it yet. I don't wanna go in the midst of renovation and get my hopes up thinking "it will get better" cos i will KILL MYSELF if the end product is worse than in-between. Everyone who has seen the house (actually, EVERYONE has seen the house) keeps saying it's really nice. But even if it's shit they're kinda obliged to say that. I'm really anxious about the house and I've already had two nightmares about it. :( My room better be the nicest otherwise im seriously going to eat my designer.
I spent the final September Holidays not doing anything. My grand aunty is here to stay with us. It's quite annoying because like, our house is so small. Furthermore we're packing and everything is so fucking messy and crowded. But she's been really nice and trying to be helpful. But like, I can't study in the living room since the two old women are there, my bro and Liping have slumber parties everyday (that last like 4 days a week) so they are in the room the whole time and i cant study there, and my parents are sleeping/packing their room. So i stay in my storeroom which has no windows and no tables. My life dammmm sad. But at least now with esther (who is damn fucking cute) it's much better and if i fail prelims (chances QUITE high), it is esther's fault cos i keep wanting to go see her and all.
Anyway, I've decided that I officially have a new favourite colour (HI LIONEL) it's not yellow (yellow is a slut la, seduced me temporarily) It's pink-purple-red. Idk what the proper name is. But my file is that colour. and also one side of my room is that colour. ^^ Black is still my ultimate love tho. HEHE.
Oh and i also really miss Juzzy alot. Like in Year 1 we had so many Rah & Juzzy adventures (like how we went to beach road for a party a day early AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH trytobecool fail) We're damn cute. I miss our adventures so much that i even dreamt about it. Like, i dreamt My Father (our dance group) signed up for a dance competition which was the next day and we hadnt even practiced once and J and i decided to go to Malaysia with our families. HAHAHAHAHAH. OHHHHHH well. Okay gonna go now. Bye yall.
shake me. 10:13 PM.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
I have 2 weeks to pack 11 years of shit cos I'm moving out of the West! :)
It's a bittersweet moment because while I'm glad i don't need to take 1 hour to travel everywhere anymore, I won't have the nice stuff a condo can offer (security guard, clubhouse, gym, pool, etc). But oh well we must all embrace change. Im real excited to see my house. I have been refusing to go see the progress cos i want it to be a surprise. hehe. yay. ok. cyall.
It's a bittersweet moment because while I'm glad i don't need to take 1 hour to travel everywhere anymore, I won't have the nice stuff a condo can offer (security guard, clubhouse, gym, pool, etc). But oh well we must all embrace change. Im real excited to see my house. I have been refusing to go see the progress cos i want it to be a surprise. hehe. yay. ok. cyall.
shake me. 11:25 PM.
