My brother graduated from NUS law school recently...
Him: "Eh can feed me the prata please"
Me:...... wtf, no.
Him: "Eh please la. feed only. ok you carry it for me"
Me: HAHAHHAHAHA WTF? I SAID NO.
This was while he was playing soccer on his PS3.
Later on, he tells me.
"The banana prata tastes like banana"
TWICE.
And then the icing on the cake.
Him: "OMG I NEARLY VOMITTED LA"
me: "haiz......What happened..........."
him: "I burped... then you know when you burp sometimes you vomit...... I can taste the prata"
me: "sigh...... you're really a retard"
Sometimes, I really feel like he is autistic or soemthing. But then again we never know cos he's adopted. (HHAHAHAAHAHA. LOL, jk!)
shake me. 10:30 PM.