Hi guys! I just came back from the zoo not too long ago. It was DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM fun.
We had breakfast, then went in to walk around, took the boat ride, walked some more, lunch at Ah Meng cafe, walked some more, took the tram, walked some more and then went home.
Jakeybear is furreakinggggggggggggggggggg cute. but he is a tiny monster. Like really, i was tired in about 15 minutes because he ran around the whole place during breakfast and i had to hold his shirt (i wish i had a leash really) and then he wanted to go see "Bus" and "Truck" (his two new favourite words) so i had to carry his heavy cute bear ass to the alighting area where the vehicles are so he wouldnt run to the truck and die. But he is damn damn damn cute really. then he gave me a kiss also. so cute. cute cute cute. and after that i put him in his stroller and pushed him around.

The zoo was nice. we saw all the different monkeys and orangutans and all (i really hate monkeys and orangutans and chimpanzees and all) ahaha. and we saw butterflies, rhinos, otters, giraffes, bunnies, ponies, mice, etc.

My dad really has been the champion these few days. Yesterday we went to IMM and i dropped my phone and it slid under this platform (which CANNOT BE REMOVED knn) so then at first i could reach it but it was too far in to take out. so i got a broom and a magazine. so i passed the broom to my dad and i bent down to see where my phone was so i could like, hit it out with the magazine. THEN MY FATHER, takes the damn broom and starts to like. just hit the broom under the platform and hence pushed it further in and we couldn't get it out anymore. so ya i am now phoneless. Then i come home and i want to use the internet and my father reset some switch so it couldnt work anymore (but that one has since been fixed by my brother)
Good game right my dad. ahahahah. but he is damn sweet and funny la so i cannot be angry. Not entirely his fault anyway, i was the one who dropped it there.

Oh and today at the zoo he asked me if i wanted to see the dolphins. and i'm like... dad. you think this is underwater world ah. and hes like. have what... -points to the statue of a SEA LION-
and he also kept wanting to sit the tram. cos he was tired. HAHAHAH. after two tram rides he went to sit at kfc. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

anyway the sun was shit hot and he carried jake alot so dont laugh at him. but the dolphin thing can laugh. HAHAH. that one really shiok.

Btw, if yall need to talk to me email me (renamed_sarahng@hotmail.com) or call my home.

Hi guys!
Had my lit exam today. Glad its ovaaaa.But I need to remind myself that perhaps exams have not ended yet. I am also deeply disappointed in myself for forgetting to write certain stuff in my lit essay (fuckingcbmofoccbknnwtfwtfwtf) and i will HANG myself if i get a 9/50. (I know i keep harping over it, like MOVE ON right but no when you get 9/50 for lit, it SCARS you because it totally confirms that you are retarded.)

Next up, things between this very cute boy and I have been good game more or less. Fighting with him is like a journey of Self-Discovery. Messages pretty much go like this "WTF WTF WTF WTF -more yelling in caps- WTF....................................................WTH". and "Omg i want to die"
and when we are able to talk like civilised people it always goes back to being angry again. But oh well not all hope is lost. and some talking is always better than no talking. I am hoping time will heal this because i hate seeing him angry and sad (although it is v cute sometimes when i am not angry myself) and I need to get a reality check on my patience level. and my anger level.
But how i am holding up now is not making me proud of myself so i need to try harder. (i.e. stop being a bitchhhhhh)

Plans for June holidays:
1. Zoo with jakeybear
2. Sex and the City 2 with lionel (lololol)
3. Twinkle's coming for a sleepover + Shrek (i love shrek)
4. Kuantan (namera)
5. Expo shopping with Pookie (i love expo sales)
6. Flea shopping with Pookie ( i love fleas)
7. Meet up with Val and Jdawg
8. Meet LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and engage in a enthralling conversation about dogs followed by going to Kino to look at dog books (LOLLLLLLLL i swear we're retarded)
9. work at sogurt if lips needs me

I'm imposing a No Clubbing and No Getting Drunk rule on myself this holidays so i can balance between studying and non-studying enjoyment since we all know the moment i drink the week that follows is basically fucked up already. But right now im considering tweaking the rule from No Getting Drunk to No Getting Drunk As Hell so at least it leaves room for drinking. But no. i must not be weak. WEAKHUMDOGNOOB. Ok. Also, kbear and i have been watching FUCKINGGGG funny videos on youtube on pranks. and Kieran and Zac have vowed that they are going to prank me whichleaves me feeling very scared since the two of them are fuckinngggggg cunning. But once again, i must not be weak. ahahahaha. ok chaoousaiii

ahahahahahahhahaha ida win

Ida says:
TOMOLLOW
OHHHH
TOMOLLOOWWW

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
I HOPE YOU AND BS BREAK UP AGAIN

Ida says:
IM GOINGG

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
OHHHHHHHHH

Ida says:
OHHHHHH

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ida says:
I HOPE MALAY MAKE YOU BUDDHIST
I MEAN
WTH IS THAT WORD
HALAL
MUSLIM!!!
HAAAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
shit............................................................................................................

Vassup!
Spent 2 hours today eating. And another two watching Ghost Whisperer (FUCKING scary ok the ghost had red eyes. WTF?) and Desperate Housewives. I am never wasting my time on those two shows ever again.
Anyway. Been studying Lit today (quite appropriate since my literature exam is tomorrow)
My eyes are going to start bleeding soon. And i swear The Birthday Party is THE MOST ANNOYING BOOK EVERRR. like. FUCK all "what is real and what is unreal" and "uncertainty" and the theatre of the absurd. it is fucked up. ok. rant over. i must now convince myself that lit is interesting and the critics are not just talking cock otherwise confirm 9/50 again. and damodamo is gonna be all like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadafuck?

Trying to make amends.
You know you love someone when you message that person once every hour though you know hes not gonna reply. HAIZZZZZZ. i am such a fool too.

LL says:
eh sarah
you know got this song
damn upbeat
then the chorus like one word
what is the title?

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
...

LL's description fucking win.

Hi guyz!
Saeful and I have been trying to kill each other the past 5 days.
But anyway today i went to church. It was the first time in a long, long time that i actually looked forward to going to church. Service was great and everything was just so amazing and it made me so happy and they talked about patience and everything. Which is just what I need.
I sat in between Ryan and Kumar and Ryan whispered sth damn funny to me and we had a good laugh about it. HAHAHAHA.
he was such a bastard to me cos he dug through my clutch and found my ipod and turned to his supercute girlfriend and his brother and said "Look what she did to her ipod" (i blinged it just abit)
hahaha. hes damn bad to me i swear. But it was so good spending time with him again. Oh and he also told me not to write an essay with my phone which is sth i always said to him when he typed super long smses. HAHAHAH.

Kumar came with the ugliest school tie around and ryan and i laughed about it for awhile.
After church kumar and i went out to look for sharon and i carried Shannon (Sharon's baby) and shes the cutest little thing in the worlddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
Kumar didnt dare carry her at first so she just stood there and talked to shannon. ahahhaha.
We kinda... forgot shannon's name (champion potential godsisters) HAHAHA.
And after church i went to ah yee's new place to eat.

Ok, thats all for now. bye.

Hi guys! I'm blogging with my brother's Mac now because my laptop is in my parents room and they are already fast asleep. He is probably going to scold me if he sees this because i have this curse where i break everything i touch (usually applies to electronic devices) Eg. my fujitsu laptop i had while at crescent, my dad's vaio, the camera, the playstation, printer, a couple of phones (both home and my own phone), microwave, the radio, the wireless internet, etc.
My brother has the Printer and Mac curse (he keeps spoiling them) i just have the broader version of the curse. HAHA.

Anyway, been going for night study the past couple of days. Productivity level is close to zero though, because if i am not contemplating over whether or not to throw my phone against the wall/try to break it into two (this is different from the curse ok because under the curse i dont actually destroy the stuff they just...die) then i am being harrassed by Kieran Martin who claimed that I cannot blame him for my inability to focus because HE managed to read 100 pages of Rediscover Grammar. Wtfff.

However, attempting to study is far better than not and going home to sleep instead. I've managed to do notes for Econs and also complete math tutorials. Poisson and Normal 1. Now im left with Complex 3 and P&C.

Adding to my to do list is mending the hole in a very cute boy's heart that i created (twice) which is going to be very difficult seeing as to how he more or less refuses to let me for now but i know i have to give him his time and space and when/if hes ready i will then try to mend it although i dont know how to sew (im assuming you sew the holes in hearts). But i will still give it my best and learn. Also, please dont ask what happened and a halt to the malay-halal jokes would be greatly appreciated (Kieran KEPT asking me if i didnt go for night study break becos the food is not halal. MOFO.)

Oh and most of the girls in my class are now single which is something we find quite funny/amusing. We also get our periods at the same time which makes it even funnier. ahahaha.

Vassup!
Went for Con Fuoco VII yesterday. Apart from paying close attention to the music that the band was playing, Gerard and i also engaged in many interesting conversations.

Sample 1.
G: "E-E-EE-E-EH........ y-y-y-yo-yo-you got your period yet?"

Next.
Sample 2.
G: "E-EE-eh you look at the girl in the first circle the fourth girl, pretty not"
Me:"Er.............................................. No."
G (starts to sound like a dirty old man) : "NO MEHHH She look damn pure and innocent"
Me: "WTF?!?!?!"
G: "R-r-r-really la! you look!"
Me: "I look pure-er" (give him my sweetie pie angel face)
G: "Fuck off la!"
HAHAHAHAHA.
G: "E-E-EEE-E-E-EH SHE CHANGE PLACE ALREADY NOW SHES THE FIRST GIRL"
Me: "Fuck off la."

Also, I was very sad because i couldnt see saeful since i was sitting so damn in front (thanks nadia) and so he asked me to sit up. So i sat up and then i whispered "i still cant fucking see (insert pout here)" and then Gerard was like "I MEANT SIT IN THE ROWS FURTHER BEHIND LA you fucking stupid" HAHAAH. In between, we also bitched about a couple of people, he told me to be a good girl and behave in future and not break hearts, laughed at the damn cute dances, etc etc.

And also, towards the end, Gerard and i made a bet about how many encore songs the band was gonna play. IDK for why in the world i thought chris told me they were gonna play 6 songs so i bet with G that they'll play more than 1. and he bet they'll play one. So his condition was that if i lost i have to suck his cock and if i won he had to suck saeful's cock. so we shook on it. luckily in the end they didnt play any songs. HAHAHAHA.

Oh well, all in all it was fun. Luckily Gerard was there otherwise i surelyyyyyyyyyy just sleep.

ANDAND before that par and i made a damn rushed attempt at shopping at bugis street, i bought like 4 earrings and 2 nose studs (hehehe) and wanted to buy a bag but there were none that i fancied which alex and par did not violently object to. Oh and before alex came, he called us on the phone and he was all where are you and i was like uhmmm upstairs and he was like ok im at the escalator how to go yadda yadda yadda yadda and im like OK WE WILL COME DOWN AND GET YOU LA and then i see a nice shop and im like "OMG! BAGS!" and i walk towards that direction and suddenly alex appears from behind and goes like "FUCK YOU IN FINDING ME LA" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
damn. funny. like. mad.
Also, a guy stopped walking and STARED at my breasts which i found extremely offensive but par (who witnessed it) could not stop laughing. She now claims she loves going out with me because i keep getting sexually harrassed. Too much, that girl.

We also got flowers from cold storage which saeful TOTALLY DID NOT APPRECIATE. hahahaha. he was damn cute. hehehe.

Hi guys, I'm taking time off my conversation with Pip now to blog about some simple updates in life. First of all, i just shaved my legs. HAHAHA. Ok no but anyway. I've been attending night study a couple of times. School ends really early and i find that i waste about 5 hours before night study starts... SO.... maybe i should study. In more important news, I have been getting bullied by just about all my male friends in school. Jokes range from why you drink all the water in the water cooler (thanks to jasper + friends who say i drink like a camel) to breast jokes to malay jokes and then back to breast jokes and then to breast jokes and then finally to breast jokes again.

Today huilak called for me in the canteen and he showed me his box of Special K cereal and then proceeded to shout "I NEED MILK". I wanted to scold him, but really it was too funny to NOT laugh. (Huilaks face is damn funny also btw) And today Jasper came to me during night study with blue eye liner and eye shadow and i didn't know what to say to him until finally, moments later, i started with this.
"Why... you got blue make up?"
"Lit night laaaa"
"Oh...what is your character" (expecting something like Heathcliff or Linton or Hareton, altho the blue eye make up throws me off abit)
"I'm a bird"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF??????????"
"got a few birds la. we're supposed to sing some song"
"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF???????"
He, with his blue eye glitter make up, then called me GAY because i have bling on my ipod. like... hello?!

Philip, has also been making my life miserable by telling the world that i am in love with allister and vice versa. He is also very much in love with the Glee song, except that he likes the Journey version. ahahaha.

pip says:
you only have eyes for one man
part man
part gorilla

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
why are you describing yourself.

pip says:
...

✯Haus of Rahrah says:
i win

At night study, the funniest thing happened during break. I sat with amos, some frisbee dude, and brian. So i was eating my muffin and it sucked so i didnt want to eat it anymore and amos wanted a bite. so i used the fork and spent about 2 minutes trying to cut it for him. So finally after a very embarrassing period of time, i got one a small piece out from the whole muffin and i was going to pass the thing to amos when i basically flipped/pushed it onto the table. It was a MAJOR fail moment. Needless to say the guys all looked at me feeling very ashamed and malu for me :( Then brian called me a loser. hahaha but it was so funny omg.

this is the photo i printed for mom's photoframe ahaha.




























Menus at kiddy palace/nuts house/miss clarity cafe


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nice decor...........................





damn shiok the sign. AHAHA

Sup! Went for night study today. Before that i killed two hours with a couple of my classmates. They kept asking me to rank who i like in class from the most to the least because they don't believe i like all my classmates, which, really i do. Maybe not in the beginning, but now more or less yes. So anyway, i decided Gonghua's probably last. HAHAHAHAHAHA. and she came over and kept hugging my breasts which made me extremely uncomfortable. Alex also asked me if i don't like him which is ridiculous since if i were to rank him it would be somewhere higher up the list. Gonghua also started this high class and low class thing in our class. I'm considered high class. Queen of the High Class. Good. Gonghua can move up the ranking and not be last anymore, provided that she stops breast hugging me.
HAHAHAHA.

During the break i also called jem over to our table. "Jem... Perry said you have a huge dick." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. To which jem was speechless and Perry was scolding me for being a bitch. HAHAHAH. Sorry guys. :( Went over to Jem's table after i ate for a peace handshake. hahahaha.

At night study today, i was writing a 5 side geography essay while the girl beside me was playing plasticine (wtf) which is apparently her science project (WTF). I was fuming la. down there writing like a bitchslave then the girl there rolling her stupid plasticine. ahahaha.

Other updates in life, Ida (one of my best friends) has broken up with her new boyfriend. Here's the story. so like. she had a long term bf. broke up with him. next day or sth got new boyfriend. one month later (Today) they are "Taking a short break" HAHAHAHAH. she fucking win. i love her so much. but she brings skanky to a whole new level (which i am far away from :D:D)

Greetings!
During the weekend i took some time off for family and friends.
Saturday we went to celebrate Nut's 6th birthday, then i went to church after that followed by a family outing where the four of us went to watch IP Man 2.
The family outing made me damn happy. We planned it since Wednesday and i was damn excited and all. ahahah. I don't remember the last time we all went to watch a movie as a family. Probably more than ten years ago... But anyway, we agreed we should do it more often.
Shrek 3? hehehe
Anyway IP man was damn funny. If you liked the first you'd definitely like the second one. There were a couple of intense fight scenes in which i had to hide my face behind my brother's shoulder because i was so excited/scared.
Also, my brother had to occasionally ask me to STFU because apparently i cannot talk softly/whisper.
Speaking of which, yesterday we had a tiny quarrel about me talking loudly again.
kor: Why do you always have to shout
me: i'm not shouting
kor: you know every time i wake up it's because you are talking damn loudly.
me: i'm not talking loudly

AHAHAH.

Anyway, for mothers' day my dad had to go to the air port so mom and i tagged along and did some grocery shopping and went to Candy Empire to look at the sweets and stuff.

For my mom's gift i bought her a nice pink photoframe and printed a pic of the 4 of us on Movie Night. And for my grandma i bought her tissue paper and deodorant. she asked me to buy for her and then she'll pay me back but in the end i just decided to get it for her. so i bought 80 packets of the thick tissue it was quite funny. hahaha. she was damn happy. so cute.

Today i went to SGH for a regular check up on my knee. My doctor is Pissed OFF because i dont take my glucosaime (or sth) pills. HAHAHA. it was quite funny.
"why you dont take the pills"
"because....................... i forget."
".."
"hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
-gives me a damn funny face-
"OK LA i will remember"
"ok good. ahahah"
"ahahaha"
peace restored.

I've been reading Eat Pray Love the whole day today. I think the book is fantastic. the way she writes is pure brilliance in certain parts of the book. I think i can relate to her sometimes. it's a good book.

He is trying to kill me. There is no other explanation.

Lionel told me quite recently that the number of items you have in your pencil box determines how secure you feel about yourself. Here's what's in mine.

-10 zig markers
-4 highlighters
-6 normal writing pens
-small post its
-one stapler
-one ruler
-box of blue staple bullets
-zebra marker
-white pen
-2 pencils
-4b lead
-one eraser
-one gold pen

Security Fail. i have a total of 31 items. AHAHAHA. some people just have 3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

This is whats gonna be in my house in future. DAMN CUTE LIKE CRAZY. they are going over to LL's house if they grow old and ugly. anyway. LL and i are talking about dogs. i am now quite upset because i've been wanting a st bernard forever but now i look at the pics and i dont love them anymore and i dont even know why i wanted one. :( I think its quite strange how i've never liked dalmatians even though i watched 101 dalmatians like a gazillion times. I also had two dalmatian stuffed toys that were my favourite. hehe. Chowchows are damn cute. look like bear. OMG. damn cute. i want to die. cute things make me want to die. its like OMGOMGIUEHRFNDSIJEIURFHBSDINJWEUIHYADJNS. hello. hehe. my bro gonna get a bulldog for his own house (hes going to train it to bite me) but sharpei look like bulldog. SO CUTE. SO CUTE SO CUTE. HEHEHE

I threw away my favourite black clutch that i've had since a couple of CNYs ago. I hate change. Even the littlest and simplest of changes there is to life irks me. But the only constant in life is change. So i would probably need to start adapting and stuff (i've been saying this for many years). Anyway, I've recently had/made alot of time to reflect on past relationships. I notice a couple of trends that are obviously absent in my current relationship. Yet i see no need for worry because whatever it is i am still happy (although fighting everyday seems a tad bit unnatural)(its ok to be dysfunctional- look at the Adams Family. and like... the Simpsons... and like. so many other cartoons AHAHAHA. ok joking.) Hahaha.

Anyway. Iron man two is out. Josh and i went on our first date to watch iron man like two years ago or something. I don't really know how to feel about this. I guess sad? But at the same time not really... so Yeah. My mom damn funny btw. She met my first boyfriend that i had in like sec 1 or something (having a boyfriend in sec 1 is LAME and highly discouraged in my opinion btw) when she went to church. She also made me BREAK UP WITH HIM last time. but i didnt because im gangsta however, i did break up with him soon after (like a couple of weeks/maybe days later) when i was bored (see, i told you it's lame). But anyway. so like recently she met him and she came home all upset and like "the boy who used to like you last time is such a good boy" Can totally hear the tone of regret in her voice. I should have used it more to my advantage and go like "ah see la ask me to break up with him some more la." HAHAHAH. im horrible. ahahahaha.

K anyway. i gotta do my gp essay now (it is about a month overdue. i am NOT EVEN KIDDING)

Farewell Dinner for giamasan at Liang Court with the class :)

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