Something funny.
Today I went with my parents to Simply Bread for dinner. It was nice. I love sandwhiches. Headed down to cold storage to get some grocery shopping done. I bought my peppermint tea and salsa. Yay. I was freezing my ass off. This guy walked past me and i was standing there shivering so he giggled. Not funny. Anyway, my parents decided it was too cold for their asses and nearly abandoned me halfway but thankfully nearer to the exit it was not as cold and they were persuaded to stay.
So anyway, once we were done with the grocery shopping my mom went opposite to buy some noodles for my popo. So my dad and i sat outside and decided to open up the dark chocolate he had just bought. So we both broke a piece and popped it into our mouths and made the fucking funniest faces in the world. I was really trying not to vomit. Want to know why? My dad bought 99% cacao dark chocolate. The cadbury one is like 40% ok? hahahahahahahah. DAMN joke.
Anyway, then i came home and my mom continued laughing at my dad and i for being retards. She was trying to convince me that i had to put a damn small piece into my mouth in order to truly appreciate it. So i popped another small piece into my mouth and i nearly died. So i looked at my mom and said Your and then i stopped.
Yes. I nearly said "Your mum" to my mum infront of my grandma. so it was damn funny.
But i'm sure it can't beat the time i told my dad to fuck off (cos i thought someone was pranking me)
shake me. 8:31 PM.