">Sup. Just got back from a road trip with my family today. It was so strange. My father is a frequent traveller. So I think i stopped crying whenever he left when i was primary 3 (I know... OMG. I only stopped sucking my thumb when i was like p4. And the last time i wet my bed was also p4. p4 was a good year. ps. i was potty trained since a long time ago but one night when i was p4 i dreamt that i was pee-ing and i really peed. it was embarrassing.) and i stopped following my mum to send him off to the airport quite some time ago because its not really convenient for me (but i love car rides btw)
But anyway today i went with my mom cos i feel bad when she has to drive home alone. (my house is about an hour plus from anywhere in singapore other than westmall and BB and BG mrt station) hahha. So anyway. my brother decided to follow. and my dad was DAMN happy cos hes a major family man, very proud of his children. (ahahahaha. esp me. cos im not adopted. hi korkor. and im the pretty one. Hi korkor!)(ok my brother isnt adopted la but we always make You're Adopted jokes at each other) ya then like double whammy all and he feels like a king. And it was really funny cos today was the FIRST time (since i could remember) that we went as a family to send my father to the airport. and coincidentally today was the first time his friend took a lift. So my dad was all "today is the first time im going overseas thats why my whole family is here" or sth to that extent and it was damn funny AHAHHA.
But yeah he kept telling us how happy he was that we're sending him off and all. Like at least 4 times. Damn cute ah. Oh and last time at Nat's wedding he made korkor and i say hi to the senior pastor in my church. Then Pastor derrick said im GORGEOUS (wowwww gorgeous know) and then looked at korkor and said wow your children are very good looking so of course my father HAPPY until want to die alrdy. HAHAHA. Oh and it was really funny cos i got super high and i was sitting just a few tables away from him. Later he come and pray for me ah, i don't know what to do. hahahahaha.
Anyway. Today was Open House. Had a great time with the dancers making malay jokes and boob jokes and fart jokes. (LOL) We had ONE rehearsal at the PAC today before performing and it was super fail because like half of the dancers weren't there- toilet, walking around, side performance. So i was like laughing throughout the whole rehearsal. Then it was the final one and it was abit messy and with alot of people bumping int o each other. Shaun came and he was very angry cos he couldn't tell who was who. China man said we lacked energy -point middle finger-. Jon damn joke. say he couldnt come today but he'll come tomorrow. He think open house is like what sia, really open house ah any time come. HAHAHA. He was super upset and shocked when i told him open house is a one day affair.
The antichrist symbol (thanks chris) is still on my hand and totally NOT coming out. I'm not anti christ btw. chris just drew shit on my hand and it happened to be the symbol. ahahah.
Oh and today marked the end of the reign of The Big P. I was really sad... cos this means no more jokes.
"Eh keep quiet la God is talking" -when he comes up for speeches
"Eh wah God talking, cannot see Him know. wowww where is he?" - when hes on the PA system
"He wearing maxi dress"
"He should wear a belt with the dress"
"Marshmallow"
"Smore"
"Brother from another mother"
"Korkor"
"Why he talking in slow-mo"
ahahaha. And alot more. Alright. Gonna go now. Love!
