Hi guys, the past few days i've been spending alot of time with my malay boy (Jordan. no NOT saeful)
Day two of orientation i had tons of fun. The girls and i got some time away from the boys and in that short span we bonded and were super happy. So i'm really glad. But now im damn sad cos i wont be with them anymore on monday.
Anyway. Jordan has been damn funny. hahahaha. We are always fighting with each other. He's damn retarded. EVERYWHERE we go he has to sit down randomly. And then he is ALWAYS disappearing (he looks like everyone so its damn hard to find him. by everyone i mean Brian, Bryan, Philip, Malay)
He makes fun of me and joel, i make fun of him and lili (ehehehe)
But im happy hes my boy. He was shouting until he had no more voice. really damn retarded.
Mass dance today was mayjah fail thanks to me being a moron. I have this inability to learn the girl dance cos i've been doing the guy parts all along. Jordan damn angry with me. AHAHAHAHAHA. haiz.

Anyway after orientation i went for dance. after dance we were all damn grouchy so we went for ice cream and sushi to cheer ourselves up. I came home fucking tired but i still had to practice dance because i cannot let My Father down (AHAHAHAHAHAHA) and during Jayne's dance i could only do the last move. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. okok. i am going to sleep.

Hi guys,
Orientation is tomorrow. I know a couple of people in my OG already (Hi rach! There's a Gerard, a Baron and a Shannon) (those are all guys btw, idk where the girls are)
Anyway. I think I am more scared than excited. Because like. I know i have a very warped personality -shouting, dramatic (this one is because of Nut and Justine and Judith and Charlotte, srsly.) i curse like a sailor, -insert all my bad traits here-
I am deathly afriad that i will become like the OGL i wanted to slap last year.
Note to self: Don't be fucking happy and chirpy in the morning

Ok next, found out Rach is in my OG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOGM.
ahahahaha But now even more stress cos like... if she doesn't have fun I will feel bad. And i hope i don't irritate her. Because 6 days tgther is v long and like... I will have to boss them around. But seriously i just hope we all have fun and i don't become a monster. Ahahaha.

I gotta report in school at 6.30am tomorrow. I usually wake up at that time.................................
hahaha. Ok anyway. I hope i don't do anything that will get me "immediately sent back to class" (quote Mr tan, Mr li, Amanda) Soong teck reckons he's definitely gonna have to go back to class. HAHAHAHAHA damn funny.

Anyway, today's Joshua's birthday. Kinda sad cos like. I was looking forward to today since we started dating because he turns 27 on the 27th. (i know i am retarded la ok) So i was planning on planning something big. But then we broke up and yada yada yada skip to the next year pls get over it alrdy hell-o. ahahaha
But to put it simply, I am sad because of what today could have been. I know im more or less over him. Just that you know, its sad that we didn't and probably will never work out. Ok, I don't know how to phrase it correctly. But its a very cliched thing, you guys can probably understand.

Haiz. K, goodnight everyone.

Hello,

Today school ended at 4pm. It was ok. Nothing bad happened, nothing good happened either, except at the corridor near the toilet when J, C and N ran towards me laughing and shouting my name and I questioned if they were intoxicated. Hahaha.
After school, I headed to the dance studio, we danced abit. Gearing up for My Father.
we damn slack.
Ok then anyway I left school at about 5.30pm, went to westmall to run some errands.
1. Bind econs (Cb $4.50)
2. Thread my moustache (finally got down to doing it after saying i want to do it for like a couple of years. it was only $3 btw, thinking of getting my eyebrows done as well)
3. Buy hair spray for orientation
4. Check out giordano shirts for dance
5. buy eraser refills.
6. buy notebook
7. buy hamster bedding.

hehehehe. I feel so accomplished. My hamster bedding is blue. HAHAH. Oh and threading is MOTHERFUCKING painful i swear. I was tearing up. It's 10 times worse than my nose piercing. NO SHIT. cb. hahaha. okok bye. (abrupt ending) love.

Hi guys! I want to sleep now, but i really feel like dying. So i had to get up.

The Universe told me today that it only takes one idea, one second in time, one friend, one dream, one leap of faith, to change everything, forever. just one.
I thought that was mind blowing.

Anyway, today's friday. I've been waiting for today since sunday night.
I was super happy today. Because today's lessons damn lame. And theres dance. and my friends. All the jokes today were damn good also.

Anyway, during OFTP they were going through how to play the games. I know how to play 0 of the games because I was playing hangman, tap tap, drawing dicks, plucking shreyas' leg hair, sticking shreyas' leg hair onto the dick and other non-learninggames related activities.
Joel was leaning against philip with his legs on the chair in a damn awkward position then he invited me to join him in the awkward position and lean on his legs. I was like wtf?
And he was like "Bond with me"
And im like... Through what, sex ah? (because of his awkward position)
HAAHAHA.

it was so funny. Anyway, I'm feeling abit down and out now. Must be the result of using up all my energy earlier on. I am going to take a shower and then watch TV. :)
I'm quite happy. hehe.

Oh and also, I've fallen back in love with my hamsters (stopped liking them for abit because they became damn skinny and looked sick and not cute. but of course, being a responsible pet owner i stil changed their cage bedding and fed them and made sure they were happy) and now fattypoo and mofo are damn fat and cute again. hehehehe. I love them. :):):):)

btw zac just said to me
"thanks for cheering for me today during mass pe. lit up my soul"
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Sup. School has been tremendously fun so far. I've been laughing so much. Today we did a What's Your Personality Quiz. So like, there are four outcomes: Peacock, Dove, Hawk or Owl.
The questions were fucking funny.
"Please tick if you have taken more than 10 minutes to fill this questionnaire"

"Do you laugh the loudest?"

"Are you the life of the party?"

"Are you calm and sth sth"

HAHAHAHAHA.

K. so anyway. I'm a peacock. Giamasan made all the same birds flock together. So i realised all those who are peacocks in my class are the loudest. HAHAHAHAHA.

Justines a peacock too. Big surprise there.

Giamasan is back from her holiday and has fully cured from her "Throat infection with pus". I don't know how that clears in 1 day and how she can come back to school perfectly normal. But anyway. She said today "Keep your birds to yoursel" And i burst out laughing. (the loudest)

AHAHAH. fucking funny.

Next, speaking of fucking funny things, i have been making quite a lot of bad jokes recently. Must be the period. Throwing me off track.

"Charlotte's hair damn brown"

"like... Dan brown" AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

"The teachers and the parents will collaborate"

"Collabo" AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

k no one else laughing -makes turtle sign-

Gonna do my GP hw now. sigh.

NICE

Been ending at 7pm the past couple of days. Tomorrow's wednesday which means dance. We're doing contemp. I'm not looking forward to dance because 1. it's contemp (im like a fucking elephant la) 2. its ryan. Ryan is a tiger (tigers eat elephants. do they?)

Next. I'm quite relieved (yes, thats a good word) that tomorrow i get a break from breathing in glue-paint smells and cutting tape and cardboard and aluminium foil and washing brushes and getting glitter all over my legs and face and getting glue on my hair (looks like someone jizzed on my hair) anyway. if i get an asthma attack anytime soon its because of the paint and the glue. I swear. Been really stressed lately because we (or rather they) kept painting and repainting and rerepainting the side banners and we had like 4 more days to complete another side banner and we like hadn't even started on the main banner. (btw, i was busy making the costume which are finally done, phew. and NOT helping with the painting cos of asthma-worries and because the lovely boys in my house think my painting skills are as bad as my drawing skills and refuse to let me help)

Next. Today we finished the other side banner (looks like shit, the lion looks like holmer simpson. but actually i think its starting to look better thanks to gladys who spent the entire 4 hours on it) and started the main banner. Nat and i had a huge discussion-argument that made me want to slap his balls and he probably wanted to (idk what)
I was very proud of the shields that i painted. Unfortunately the boys were very unsupportive. ya but when gladys turned up with holmer simpsons banner they all said its cute (fucking biased) but oh well. clare and jac liked my shields. We (nat and i) also got terribly stressed the day before and sat down facing each other and laughed for a good minute or so at nothing.

Next. I just want to say that, today Zac sat at our table and told us the fucking funniest thing i ever heard. Conversation btw him and some guy. Abit bad to put on my blog. so ask me if you want to know cos its really the funniest thing i've ever heard. for serious.
I told nadia and par and all about it. hehehehehe.

OK. Next. PTM today. Giamasan figured today is the best day to pon(dereplay)
Clever girl. "Throat Infection with pus" HAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
shiok only. I really dont know how that works. It's like... no i dont even know what it's like.
One word. WHAAAAAT?

Next. This one's important. Rach is going through v. difficult time in her life now. So keep her in your prayers. I'm sorry i made the adam's apple joke rach. But luckily that turned up to be helpful (Right?) AHAHA. ok. I love you.

the first and second terms of a geometric series are x and (x^2-x) respectively. find the set of values of x for which the series converges.

what. the. fuck?!?!

I haven't really been keeping to my resolutions, simply because I'm still in denial that 2010 has started. (Damn angry. I feel like I'm still waiting for my December Holidays) ahaha. But well, the academic year has started, the first week of school has been crazy hectic. Had to stay back for shit everyday. Next week's not going to be any less hiong. I'm gonna be a hiongster.

Anyway, yesterday Boo boo and I embarked on one of our adventures which was really fun. the DJ smiled at me and instantly made my night (he is damn cute. he is damn cute. he is damn cute. he is damn cute) went over to elyn's party and i played rock band. I sucked but it only cos i was overly happy. Elyn's dog is fucking cute also.

Then i went back to CJC and took the last 985 home. Heehehehe.


K, anyway, I got to get started with my math homework (due last friday). Cos PTM is on Tuesday and the hamster will DEFINITELY tell giamasan who will tell my parents.

4th Day of School:

Been busy every night with everything EXCEPT homework related things = Homework piling up.
Though the good news is that mass dance is done (except for another 30 more seconds that needs rechoreographing)
Uhmmm... dance for walk in is completed, hopefully they can learn by tomorrow
I have 2 huge ass painful pimples and a headache right now.
Kk gotta go.

Day 2 of school:


Sup. Just got back from a road trip with my family today. It was so strange. My father is a frequent traveller. So I think i stopped crying whenever he left when i was primary 3 (I know... OMG. I only stopped sucking my thumb when i was like p4. And the last time i wet my bed was also p4. p4 was a good year. ps. i was potty trained since a long time ago but one night when i was p4 i dreamt that i was pee-ing and i really peed. it was embarrassing.) and i stopped following my mum to send him off to the airport quite some time ago because its not really convenient for me (but i love car rides btw)







But anyway today i went with my mom cos i feel bad when she has to drive home alone. (my house is about an hour plus from anywhere in singapore other than westmall and BB and BG mrt station) hahha. So anyway. my brother decided to follow. and my dad was DAMN happy cos hes a major family man, very proud of his children. (ahahahaha. esp me. cos im not adopted. hi korkor. and im the pretty one. Hi korkor!)(ok my brother isnt adopted la but we always make You're Adopted jokes at each other) ya then like double whammy all and he feels like a king. And it was really funny cos today was the FIRST time (since i could remember) that we went as a family to send my father to the airport. and coincidentally today was the first time his friend took a lift. So my dad was all "today is the first time im going overseas thats why my whole family is here" or sth to that extent and it was damn funny AHAHHA.







But yeah he kept telling us how happy he was that we're sending him off and all. Like at least 4 times. Damn cute ah. Oh and last time at Nat's wedding he made korkor and i say hi to the senior pastor in my church. Then Pastor derrick said im GORGEOUS (wowwww gorgeous know) and then looked at korkor and said wow your children are very good looking so of course my father HAPPY until want to die alrdy. HAHAHA. Oh and it was really funny cos i got super high and i was sitting just a few tables away from him. Later he come and pray for me ah, i don't know what to do. hahahahaha.

Anyway. Today was Open House. Had a great time with the dancers making malay jokes and boob jokes and fart jokes. (LOL) We had ONE rehearsal at the PAC today before performing and it was super fail because like half of the dancers weren't there- toilet, walking around, side performance. So i was like laughing throughout the whole rehearsal. Then it was the final one and it was abit messy and with alot of people bumping int o each other. Shaun came and he was very angry cos he couldn't tell who was who. China man said we lacked energy -point middle finger-. Jon damn joke. say he couldnt come today but he'll come tomorrow. He think open house is like what sia, really open house ah any time come. HAHAHA. He was super upset and shocked when i told him open house is a one day affair.

The antichrist symbol (thanks chris) is still on my hand and totally NOT coming out. I'm not anti christ btw. chris just drew shit on my hand and it happened to be the symbol. ahahah.

Oh and today marked the end of the reign of The Big P. I was really sad... cos this means no more jokes.

"Eh keep quiet la God is talking" -when he comes up for speeches

"Eh wah God talking, cannot see Him know. wowww where is he?" - when hes on the PA system

"He wearing maxi dress"

"He should wear a belt with the dress"

"Marshmallow"

"Smore"

"Brother from another mother"

"Korkor"

"Why he talking in slow-mo"

ahahaha. And alot more. Alright. Gonna go now. Love!

First Day of School:

So like... Day 1 of school was slightly worse than i had expected. Maybe it's cos today was the week's longest day (we ended at 4 today). Anyway, at about 11 I started developing a headache. (Yes, developing. Like, i could feel it coming) I've concluded that I am allergic to school.
But anyway, the more important reasons as to why school sucked today include a change in teachers (Lit, GP, Geog, absense of fenglaoshi). I kind of dislike my lit and gp teacher. Because she's veryyy critical and NOT encouraging. Maybe that will help kick my ass and become a better student in the long run ah, but today i was just annoyed. The biggest joke of the day was when the lit teacher came in and it was no longer the bread. I was abit lost because now my lit teacher will look me in the eye! (Bread face only looked at the back of the classroom towards the ceiling as if something was there, fucking creepy) But anyway I was like.. errr who is she? and kezia and par or sth were like "SHES CRRRAZZZY". So i was just like... Oh, okay. Great. She looks like Oprah BTW. But that's a plus (ahahaha) cos i like Oprah.

So anyway. On the first lit lesson of the year she gives homework. I mean... WHAAAAT? the bread only gave us homework like.... once. So anyway lit passed super slowly like a mudabitch and I went to the toilet when it was all over. When i came back she was still in class and GUESS WHAT BITCHEZZZ??? she's my Gp teacher as well. SHIOK ONLY.

-random fact- I watched bear gryll's enema (sticking a tube up his ass) on youtube yesterday, damn funny. HAHAHAHA.

Ok continue. Anyway oh yeah. Also, my class is really far from boo's class and 03. I feel so lost w/o them. I see very random science people walking around the corridors now. Haiz..........
Oh and i also didn't have break with boo today. And econs lecture she wasnt there either (i think). so alot of changes that i had not anticipated. Anyway. I just woke up awhile ago. Super funny. Go to school for one day come home knock out for like. 4 hours.

Alright then. I'm sure tomorrow will be a better day since there are no lessons (waaaah optimistic siol) Ok, Love you guys. Ps dancing tomorrow at the PAC pray that i dont fall/ my boobs dont hit me

Thats all i did the past two months while i was on break. (Ps, ya... i know that's nothing. HAHAHAHA)
And in case you are wondering why it's only one eqn, its cos that was given in the question but i dont know how to do. AHA. Ok. hope you guys did more than i did. love!
Have a great day at school tomorrow!!

Hi friends, It's time for you to meet my House. Been spending quite alot of time with them the past week. Pictures were from Friday's orientation training (LOL) and dinner afterwards. Damn joke ah, Natballs messaged the day before telling everyone to go for dinner for house bonding. I asked him to go to ION cos i want to eat the beef noodles. He said "see how" (thats ttly NO in natballs language)So in the end my mom said she wants me home for dinner ah. SO ok i dont go for dinner. Then when i met them i was all like OK LUNCH TOMORROW (saturday had facil stuff again)then they were all like NOOOO (just to be mean to me) and when they left for dinner they all pointed the middle finger at me. :( HAHAHAHAHA

Shreyas the IDONTEATMEAT boythe next day when we went for lunch he said hes not going (they were all still being mean to me)so we left school.Turns out he was joking. HAHAHAHAHA

Cardboard shields

Gladys and Sabrina
Alex orgasming while giving sab a backrub (Idk how that works ah)

Me (playboy bunny), Brian (Knn) and Nat (wtf?)
Nice face.Nat & LX


Me & BriBri

Wahhh Hamsum Balls

Nat's face damn shiok

JumpingOkok, let me present to you Sarah's Guide to Jumpshots.(the best way to look chio in jumpshots is to NOT jump ah cos everyone looks like shit)

Nice poses guys.









See? I rest my case.

Nat's face SERIOUSLY damn funny

Lee Xun's body is an oreo

Nat control abit can? (ok my face is the same) AAHAHAHHA

Me and Jordan not jumping


Jordan casting a spellLX trying to fly So anyway, they damn bastard. Ate at Wisma but WENT TO ION TO TAKE PICTURES and pretended that they ate the beef noodles. Knn.

Speaking of Knn this picture damn funny


HAHAHAH clare damn cute

Clare's caption for this pic was "Wah everybody's face damn sexy"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Our hamsum Boiis (w/o shreyas & LX)


HAHAHAHHAHA


Awwwwwww THEY LEARN SO FAST :)


assholes damn happy at ion


STAND IN FRONT OF BEEF NOODLES AND TAKE PICTURE SOME MORE

Everybody damn happy (kezia thanks ah)


AHAHAHAHA. "thinking of what to eat"DAMN FAKEEE

Ahahaha, OK my house damn cute.

On Thursday, R and I went to Wildwildwet (Hotdate. Juzzz the two of us)

Had alot of fun. We spent four and a half hours there. Went on the Ularlah 5 times. And this supersupersuper scary ride twice ( rach and i wanted to die)We also lazed around in the river nonsense. And played in the water playground and went to the major wave pool where we pretended it was the beach cos after awhile i felt seasick. (mermaid FAIL) Oh and rach also forced me to go on the sky rider which is basically fucking cycling in the air. She damn fake. tell me not scary all. I was screaming the entire time ah. then later on we went on it again cos i had to face my fears. Random pic of the UlarlahSuper scary rideLater on R and I ate and then i took a 1 and a half hour long bus ride to Orchard to meet the dancers (jud, nut, justine, jane, debra) i was 2 hours late. (ahahahahaha) MEET AT 6PM okok hi guys sorry i'll be lateWe went to some KTV. At first we thought it was some underground whorehouse and we were gonna get murdered but turns out they just opened a couple minutes before.Me and justine's first time KTV-ing. The malay (debra) singing damn happily. She damn jialat. the lyrics on the screen but she can still sing wrongly. "BURN THAT DICK" (idk wtf?!?!)Ktv is just basically all of us just shouting and pointing at the screen.The ktv place damn cute. had shakers and tambourines for us to play with.





















The photos quite bad cos i look like shit and i was all red (STOP LAUGHING RACH)Okok. Thurs was a great day. :)

Dear God,

Please stop fucking with me ah. Once was enough.

Love
sarah

Val wrote on her blog (http://bookthatbooty.blogspot.com/) "Thank you engwah mother of nature" (Referring to avatar's eywa) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
kk. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY VALLO. You're my favouritest chubi in the world. Love u more than justine (dont tell her) JUZZZ kidding. Equal la.

Today I was in the kitchen cutting up some blue cheese for myself. My brother comes in and is all. "Whats this"
SO i reply "Blue cheese. Want some?"
And he stretches out his hand. So i ask him to take the small bits because I dont think he'll like it. But no. He asked me to cut my piece into half. He pops the thing in his mouth and starts gagging and making damn spastic faces.
"What da fuck is this/!??!!?!?!!!!"
"Blue cheese"
"?!?!!"
"I told you you wouldnt like it."
"You want to eat my shit or not, i sell to you"
"You're an asshole"
"NO. THIS -points to Blue Cheese- IS AN ASSHOLE. THIS IS SHIT."

ahahahahahaha.

Anyway. today was the first dance practice since early september. We did a couple of runs. Very happy to see the girls again. I think we're not used to the mirror anymore cos while I was dancing I looked at Justine and we burst out laughing. Then when i say Debra in some stupid position that i was in i burst out laughing again. HAHAHAHAHAHA. But quite bad la since everyone was serious. Oh and damn funny. I took the bus with another dancer. When she got off the bus she started running (it was 10.08am) dance starts at 10. So i was like ?!?!? But what da hell. damn early. So i stroll happily and sms on my phone. Then i see gerard and i go to hug him and we say hello. Then i reach the dance room (she reached damn long ago) like... only 10 people were there. HAHAHAHA. dance only started at like 10.45 i think (All late. Nut damn shiok, never even turn up. Janice FORGOT) ahahhah. so funny.

Dance ended at about 12 but i stayed back for the mass dance. Ended at like 4. Knn.
Tomorrow R and I are going WWW. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA. kk i gotta leave the house for bishan now. :)

Yesterday Mom asked me to watch a movie with her Godchildren. So i said ok. We watched Chipmunks. It was pretty nice, surprisingly. Ahahaha. Theodore (the fat chipmunk) is SO FUCKING CUTE.


Dad & Caitlin (shes 7) At the flea


Charlotte at R&E's stall
Rach & I


R, Me, Char

Their stall Later on me and J and Shaun head to Great world to meet Val for her birthday dinner :)Happy Birthday BabyV. AHAHAHHA.
Val and her handmade toga
The fish and co waiters and waitresses said some cheer which was FUCKING funny. i couldnt stop laughing and i definitely couldnt look at them cos i felt so embarrassed ahaha
Hi Shaun




Vals cakes


Ahahahahahahahah.Damn cute. (look at me laughing)

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