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Friday, December 18, 2009
Sup bitchezzz!!!
So like, i totally wasn't exaggerating when i said i was "dying" or when i "couldn't breathe". Last night I tooked my inhaler again (asthma puff) and like, it didnt help me breathe any better. So my mum brought me to the doctor. And he was all like "Whoa... This is really bad. I'm worried for you. It's a very bad asthma attack. You could have died if you came any later" And I'm all like... HAHAHAHA, dude you are funny. -in between wheezing and gasping for air- I felt like a fish out of water. And hes all like "Don't laugh! I'm serious!!!"
And of course i laugh again.
So he set up the nabiliser (some mask thing that I put around my face and breathe in the medicine) and I sat there for 15 minutes breathing the thing in. I felt better after that but the meds make my heart beat fucking fast and i had a pounding headache. So he did a check up on me after the nab and said I'm not much better. This is bad cos like, usually after the nab im fine. So he was all... "ok....... I think you better go to the hospital". And it was ten pm and i wanted to go home and sleep so i was like "what the ?????????????????????????????"
And my mum was all "But we'll have to wait a long time, cant we go home and then go to the hospital tomorrow?"
And he's all like "No... I'm really worried for her. Better go there. She might have to be warded"
And in my heart im all like pointing the middle finger at his ass.
(sorry doc, you know i love you)
So my first trip to the hospital's emergency room began. I was put in a wheelchair. And i was laughing. Becos it was really funny. hahahahahaha. The hospital jokes are going to be endless. I am a joke. hahahahaha. Anyway so then they bring me to the ISO (some isolation room) becos i had a fever. Made me lie on the bed waiting for like forever and i was shit bored.
The nurse made me change into some gown cos they wanted to Xray me. But i think they didnt in the end. So the doctor finally came in after forever. And she listened to my lungs and all that. And she said the same things my family doctor said. Like "Wow... it's quite bad" Thanks guys, totally doesn't make me feel as if i am going to die here.
Then she left and the other nurse (i had two nurses) came in and put some clip on my finger and wrapped my arm in the blood pressure monitoring shit. The thing kept beeping. Damn funny. the sound is like beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (like when you die) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But i was wheezing very badly so they had to give me oxygen tubes that were stuffed into my nostrils.
Then i saw the nurses outside doing stuff with the injection needles. And my family doctor used the injection thingy for my nabiliser so i was like oh they are preparing the nabiliser. Then my doctor comes into the iso (it's like a prison room i swear. Steel doors all) with the needle. So i look at her and I'm like "Er........... You're not injecting me right?"
And shes like "Oh, of course I'm injecting you"
(Ya she said OF COURSE)
and so now i'm thinking of a way to get out of the room but im clipped on to all the shit its kind of hard to get out quick.
So in the end i had to lay there while she stuck a needle into my wrist. Hurt like a motherfucker.
THENNNN. the joker tells me she didnt get my vein so she pulls out the needle and comes to my right side and sticks another needle in again into my hand. BTW, now there is a LUMP on my wrist from the needle ok. Oh and when she injected my right hand she said "Welcome to the hospital!" Really a joker this one. Btw, the needle was for some steroids. She said she needed the meds to go in by the fastest way possible (a subtle way to tell me i am dying)
So then later I wear the mask for the nabiliser and each cycle lasts for 15 minutes. I had to go through 3 cycles. I was damn bored. So i took pictures with my phone. I know, I'm really the best. I was also msging Nigel, Jud and Saeful. Nigel said "Dont die on me one day pls, i need a rah in my life" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
freaking funny! drama queen know this one.
Then after all my nabilisers the doctor came in and told me i better follow up with a specialist next week. Knn. And also i can go home. So i wait for all the paper work and shit to be done. The nurse came in to talk to me. She's damn cute. She asked if my parents are both chinese cos i look mixed. then she said my free topshop recycle bag thingy is very nice. HAHA. shes so sweet.
Anyway afterwards, i could finally go home. It was 1.30am. My parents let me have mac donalds. HAHAHAHAHAHA. but i only ate a quarter of the cheeseburger and some fries. This morning for breakfast my mum said shes cooking porridge but she came home from the market with thosai and 4 different types of curry. HAHAHAHAHA. BTW today is also my parent's 28th wedding anniversary or something. (Sorry guys, totally ruined it for you. but look on the bright side, at least i didnt die! AHAHAH ok bad joke. sorry)
And this morning my friend (girl) said she needed to tell me a story. I said I cant meet her becos im not allowed out. She says she can only tell me the story face to face because she wants to see me scream and flip out. I said I cannot flip out because i will have to go to the hospital again (my first hospital joke. thanks guys, v proud of myself) Anyway so she proceeds to tell me the story. She raped her homo friend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. ok no lah. not exactly. But i'm just going to stick to that statement because it's funny as hell.
Anyway sorry the post is so long. Have to document my first journey to the ER. My parent's friends are bombing them with "How is Sarah? Is she ok" messages. Word spreads V fast even in the old world. But it is so sweet. Anyway friends, I'm doing alot better now. If this space isn't updated within the next week it means you should prolly msg me and check if im still alive. (Just sayin!)
Love yall.
So like, i totally wasn't exaggerating when i said i was "dying" or when i "couldn't breathe". Last night I tooked my inhaler again (asthma puff) and like, it didnt help me breathe any better. So my mum brought me to the doctor. And he was all like "Whoa... This is really bad. I'm worried for you. It's a very bad asthma attack. You could have died if you came any later" And I'm all like... HAHAHAHA, dude you are funny. -in between wheezing and gasping for air- I felt like a fish out of water. And hes all like "Don't laugh! I'm serious!!!"
And of course i laugh again.
So he set up the nabiliser (some mask thing that I put around my face and breathe in the medicine) and I sat there for 15 minutes breathing the thing in. I felt better after that but the meds make my heart beat fucking fast and i had a pounding headache. So he did a check up on me after the nab and said I'm not much better. This is bad cos like, usually after the nab im fine. So he was all... "ok....... I think you better go to the hospital". And it was ten pm and i wanted to go home and sleep so i was like "what the ?????????????????????????????"
And my mum was all "But we'll have to wait a long time, cant we go home and then go to the hospital tomorrow?"
And he's all like "No... I'm really worried for her. Better go there. She might have to be warded"
And in my heart im all like pointing the middle finger at his ass.
(sorry doc, you know i love you)
So my first trip to the hospital's emergency room began. I was put in a wheelchair. And i was laughing. Becos it was really funny. hahahahahaha. The hospital jokes are going to be endless. I am a joke. hahahahaha. Anyway so then they bring me to the ISO (some isolation room) becos i had a fever. Made me lie on the bed waiting for like forever and i was shit bored.
The nurse made me change into some gown cos they wanted to Xray me. But i think they didnt in the end. So the doctor finally came in after forever. And she listened to my lungs and all that. And she said the same things my family doctor said. Like "Wow... it's quite bad" Thanks guys, totally doesn't make me feel as if i am going to die here.
Then she left and the other nurse (i had two nurses) came in and put some clip on my finger and wrapped my arm in the blood pressure monitoring shit. The thing kept beeping. Damn funny. the sound is like beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (like when you die) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But i was wheezing very badly so they had to give me oxygen tubes that were stuffed into my nostrils.
Then i saw the nurses outside doing stuff with the injection needles. And my family doctor used the injection thingy for my nabiliser so i was like oh they are preparing the nabiliser. Then my doctor comes into the iso (it's like a prison room i swear. Steel doors all) with the needle. So i look at her and I'm like "Er........... You're not injecting me right?"
And shes like "Oh, of course I'm injecting you"
(Ya she said OF COURSE)
and so now i'm thinking of a way to get out of the room but im clipped on to all the shit its kind of hard to get out quick.
So in the end i had to lay there while she stuck a needle into my wrist. Hurt like a motherfucker.
THENNNN. the joker tells me she didnt get my vein so she pulls out the needle and comes to my right side and sticks another needle in again into my hand. BTW, now there is a LUMP on my wrist from the needle ok. Oh and when she injected my right hand she said "Welcome to the hospital!" Really a joker this one. Btw, the needle was for some steroids. She said she needed the meds to go in by the fastest way possible (a subtle way to tell me i am dying)
So then later I wear the mask for the nabiliser and each cycle lasts for 15 minutes. I had to go through 3 cycles. I was damn bored. So i took pictures with my phone. I know, I'm really the best. I was also msging Nigel, Jud and Saeful. Nigel said "Dont die on me one day pls, i need a rah in my life" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
freaking funny! drama queen know this one.
Then after all my nabilisers the doctor came in and told me i better follow up with a specialist next week. Knn. And also i can go home. So i wait for all the paper work and shit to be done. The nurse came in to talk to me. She's damn cute. She asked if my parents are both chinese cos i look mixed. then she said my free topshop recycle bag thingy is very nice. HAHA. shes so sweet.
Anyway afterwards, i could finally go home. It was 1.30am. My parents let me have mac donalds. HAHAHAHAHAHA. but i only ate a quarter of the cheeseburger and some fries. This morning for breakfast my mum said shes cooking porridge but she came home from the market with thosai and 4 different types of curry. HAHAHAHAHA. BTW today is also my parent's 28th wedding anniversary or something. (Sorry guys, totally ruined it for you. but look on the bright side, at least i didnt die! AHAHAH ok bad joke. sorry)
And this morning my friend (girl) said she needed to tell me a story. I said I cant meet her becos im not allowed out. She says she can only tell me the story face to face because she wants to see me scream and flip out. I said I cannot flip out because i will have to go to the hospital again (my first hospital joke. thanks guys, v proud of myself) Anyway so she proceeds to tell me the story. She raped her homo friend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. ok no lah. not exactly. But i'm just going to stick to that statement because it's funny as hell.
Anyway sorry the post is so long. Have to document my first journey to the ER. My parent's friends are bombing them with "How is Sarah? Is she ok" messages. Word spreads V fast even in the old world. But it is so sweet. Anyway friends, I'm doing alot better now. If this space isn't updated within the next week it means you should prolly msg me and check if im still alive. (Just sayin!)
Love yall.
shake me. 11:59 AM.
