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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Just got back from meeting Jon. He came over to my place and we sat by the poolside. He's going through a rough patch in life (gal problems) and so I had to keep his mind off of it (with my boobs) Ok, just joking guys. You know i only use my boobs to get alcohol. Ok.... STILL just joking.
Anyway. I've been seeing Jon the past 3 days. Yesterday we went to catch a movie. Couples Retreat. It's fucking funny. go and watch it everyone! But it's damn sexual. Asstastic.
Oh and before the movie I had a house meeting with Nat. We both realised the importance of having regular meetings since our house damn slack balls as compared to the other houses. So i'm kicking things into action this friday by meeting with the Cheers Committee while Nat is going to get the ball rolling by going on a holiday (F U nat)
So Nat and I spent about half the meeting dissing each other. When I got home i continued the dissing.
"Buy nat's balls lah, damn cheap. $0.50. 2 for 1"
Nat's friend: "You ran 10km or 21km for standard chartered"
me: "1km"
Nat's FB Status
has COMPLETED standard chartered!!(with blisters on both his feet,abrasions on inner thighs and arms and severe knee pain) :D
me: "Balls?"
AHAHAH.
eh but im not mean ok. hes even worse. his friend commented that he saw us together and nat says he has better taste. PUHLEASE NAT, I AM ON YOUR BEST FRIEND'S PRETTY LIST. SUCK ON THAT.
Anyway. I've been seeing Jon the past 3 days. Yesterday we went to catch a movie. Couples Retreat. It's fucking funny. go and watch it everyone! But it's damn sexual. Asstastic.
Oh and before the movie I had a house meeting with Nat. We both realised the importance of having regular meetings since our house damn slack balls as compared to the other houses. So i'm kicking things into action this friday by meeting with the Cheers Committee while Nat is going to get the ball rolling by going on a holiday (F U nat)
So Nat and I spent about half the meeting dissing each other. When I got home i continued the dissing.
"Buy nat's balls lah, damn cheap. $0.50. 2 for 1"
Nat's friend: "You ran 10km or 21km for standard chartered"
me: "1km"
Nat's FB Status
has COMPLETED standard chartered!!(with blisters on both his feet,abrasions on inner thighs and arms and severe knee pain) :D
me: "Balls?"
AHAHAH.
eh but im not mean ok. hes even worse. his friend commented that he saw us together and nat says he has better taste. PUHLEASE NAT, I AM ON YOUR BEST FRIEND'S PRETTY LIST. SUCK ON THAT.
shake me. 7:39 PM.
