Hi friends,

Just a quick one before i leave for val's mansion to celebrate and "welcome" in the new year.
Last night was nigey's BBQ. G wore my single while i wore his shirt the whole night.
it was damn funny. R was v cute as usual, J was in major crazy drama again (our home girl sitting at home igoring everybody's calls while her boyfriend stood outside her house).
I stayed in the room with the boys cos i had to settle major Josh drama. The boys just wanted to sleep. G, S, E and i had a super heart warming conversation about sex in which G was teaching his home boys how to masturbate with a pillow and how to do a "confirm pee" trick.
G's penis is apparently a monster (no proof of that, consperm talk cock (pun intended))
I walked barefoot all the way to the other side of the bus stop to send Vallo off.
I DIDN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL AT ALL. wow so proud of myself (stillrecovering from asthma, thats why) The boys weren't allowed to smoke near me and of course i did not smoke because i dont smoke (Hi jiejie)

Went back to nigey's place. Slept. Supposed to wake up at 830 for breakfast but after hearing nigel's S.O.S. alarm ring tone i was very tickled and he apparently didnt hear it so i left by myself and walked out with the maid. Nigel's maid said i am pretty and my boobs damn big. AHAHAHAHA. shiok only that one.

I headed down to school and absent mindedly left my wallet lying some where. Was then robbed by one of the bangla workers working on the chapel. KNNWTFBBQ.
To the bangla worker:
I swear to God, if i ever know who you are i will step on your balls till they burst.
He stole my ezlink card (i just topped up 20 bucks) and six bucks. Mother bitch.

Later on went for lunch with LX, natballs, joel, philip and kezia. Sat and talked for 2 hours plus. Joel gave me sympathy lunch because i was just robbed. But i wil pay him back one buck everytime i see him (like installments) AHAHA.

I am still damn angry with the cheebye who stole my kaching. 2 ezlink cards lost in less than a month. i am the ezlink card loser. AHAHAHAH.

Anyway, I gotta go off now. I hope you guys have a wonderful start to 2010. :)

Hi Palz,

The past few days (actually just yesterday and today) I've been going to school to choreo the orientation mass dance with candice, janice and sabrina. I think it's ok la should be quite fun........... If its not i'll just bring out the secret weapon (my boobs) AHAHAHAHA. Kk. Joking only.
Last night we had a lovely BBQ at my place. Only those in my orientation group were invited (sorry guys) It was damn fun. Nat was really disgusting the whole time. He was touching breasts in NTUC, then dry humping the charcoal bag then WANKING the corn some more. Then to pay for his sins he bbq-ed his own balls.

Nat also went to some industrial area to buy satay (budget abit) where "the poor boy" climbed 4 storeys and had to convince a bus uncle that he was not a China worker who stole a student's ezlink card. DAMN joke. He kept saying he did all those for me. (WOOOOWWWWW) (sorry i only ate 2 satays btw. AHAHAHHAHAHAH) the satay damn cheap like $10 for 50
Anyway. to repay him for his kindness I offered to roast marshmallows for him. Ended up either hitting the wire mesh and hence turning the marshallow black or dropping the whole thing into the fire or making the marshmallow catch fire. Fail. HAHAHAHA.

We also got into a water fight and the rest of the house sat there going like "ok... thats our captain and vice-captain" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry guyzxszxs.

My house damn cute. Got factory production line all know. So united.
Anyway tomorrow, on NEW YEARS EVE, i have to GO BACK TO SCHOOL. sad or not? for orientation house stuff... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZ. aiya but its ok i dont mind that much. HAHAHA.

Kk gotta take a nap and head to Nigey's housewarming/slumber party later.

Sian.
SO like,
on one hand i have this guy who is telling our mutual friends that he loves me and we are together (this part to scare off other guys only i hope)
the other hand i have the ex bf who thinks he is funny and still has the cheek to ask me out for a walk (we all know what happened the last time i went for a walk)
the other hand i have this IDIOT (joshua) who is fucking stupid. OMG. i cannot take it.
As you can see. there are more "hands" than i can handle. ZZZ k. its ok. i can do this. anyway. gotta go for dance now. it is 8am. Like, in the morning am. I woke up at mofucking 7.20am k. i slept at 2.40am. Powerful? Yes. ok i hope this does not cause another asthma attack. HAHAHAHAHHA. ok not funny im serious. bai.

My brother damn selfish.

Dear Justine,

THIS is why i always ask you to stop accepting requests from strangers. hahahaha.
"hello do i know you?"
"hi my name is kaori i am lesbian and want to meet others. its hard in japan to meet women who want sex"

BTW, she has 88 friends, most women. so i guess its not one of my friends pranking me.
Oh and no i didnt add her. I always ask people who they are (if i dont know them) before i add. (in case i do know them but i forgot. AHAHA)

Hi friends!

Just some quick updates (cos its 3am)
I went to watch Sherlock Holmes ealier on. It was v v v v v v vv nice. although at the start i had mayyjah problems in telling the difference between Holmes and Watson. (Detective FAIL)
The show was really good. Robert D.J. is DAMN cute. Hihihihihihihihihi Old man sia. I like. But he damn short. sigh. Watson is hot too. But he has a moustache. No likey.
Uhmm. OH Fight scenes were reallyyyyyyyy good but i could not take it. (Pls, i nearly died during the evil shadows part in PRINCESS AND THE FROG disney movie BTW. disney movie leh. but at least it was PG and not G otherwise abit embarrassing. ok still v embarrassing. NEXTTT)
Uhm.................... Rachel Mcadams dresses were really nice.
Dez abourrit. The movie was nice. v funny also. :)

Tomorrow I'm watching Avatar in 3D with the class
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Win.

Ok. Over & Out.

BTW

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!!!!! you're the greatest and you deserve much better. (Or at least an answer)
Also, im really happy you were born. Cos without you we would not have cake during birthdays. Hehehe.
Oh and alex and i had a damn funny conversation earlier on. We realised alot of people are born today. So i did some calculations (with my super brain) andddddd. i found out why. Ready? This will blow your mind.
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CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!! everybody getting jiggy with it. That explains alot right?
Okthxbai.

Oh and last night when i couldnt sleep, i was thinking. (i do that ALOT)
Oh and i was also super hungry.
So... i came up with this theory.
The word "hungry" came about because in ancient English times, there was a rich Lord who was really "hungry". SO "hungry" that he hung Gary. Gary is a servant who failed to bring him food on time. Servant FAIL. so he Hung Gary. and henceforth, the word hungary slowly became hungry. I know, i amaze myself. Of course if you google the origins of this word it probably has to do with sth sth Greek translations or some nonsense. But my theory is like... Wow................... Mind blowing.

I am completely serious about it know.

Hi friendsssss
Today i was released from Jail.
Spent boxing day by watching ugly betty and desperate housewives on Starworld(ilu)
then had lunch with my family and packed my necklaces into a new box and transferred my $$$ (all $3.55) to my new wallet (ok i was just kidding about the $3.55 AHAHA)
Walked through the rain to meet Val Ken and Emma at the cathay to watch Princess and the Frog.
The show was damn good. Super pretty. except the voodoo part where they had fucking scary shadows i nearly died. Val and i were both fucking scared so we hugged each other. Kenboy was annoyed by Val who kept making noises and got a little bit too into the show (There was one point where she punched the air in an attempt to scare off the shadows i guess)Emma "shhh"-ed us repeatedly. Emma is 11 BTW. Only abit embarrassing.

After the show my aunt came to pick us up. Headed down to some country club for dinner. I had palak paneer. I prefer al ameen's. but kenboy's french fries were sent from heaven. We all shared dessert. Tiramisu, raspberry cheesecake and bread and butter pudding and some apple and strawberry tart and green tea ice cream. My aunt kept commenting on how the green tea ice cream was definitely just vanilla ice cream painted green. AHAHAHA

Later on Chubi and I headed down to the Expo. Was tempted to go to Supper club. But nobody goes to supper club at 8.40pm. Actually nobody goes to expo at 8.40pm either. but wad da heck.
Reached expo and checked out the Metro Sale. They don't sell make up. abit disappointing but it was a blessing in disguise becos i already spent $73. AHAHAH
So here's what i bought.
Underwear for my mum
a romper (Val was really angry cos i keep buying rompers. WHAT? i love rompers. Romper collection)(i have three so far)
a jacket
2 pairs of shoes
YAYYYY. SHOES I BOUGHT SHOES
NON-NEWBALANCE SHOES.
YAYYY

Ok. Anyway i was reading Judith's blog just now. She talked about her Godparents. I realised i forgot to wish my godparents merry christmas.
*($#)(@#(&y$(*$#&%(*$#&%($#*&#(*$ur%(*#$JEfn v#$(*&(&*$(@*&#($*&%$(&#&$(*%&!#(*&@)(&#*&@#(#$*&(*&(*$#&()#@**$&@!*)!(*$)&$*(@3
shitty. Sorry godparents. I am really a dick.
I promise New years I will definitely call you even though i hate talking on the phone.

Oh and btw. I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE

My favourite part at around 1min.

"YOU ALL GET HUMPBACK WHALEEEESSSS!!!" AHAHAHAHAAHA

dane cook making fun of Oprah. fucking funnyyyyyyyyy

MERRY CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTMASSSSS (like my new stud? it's the one i yanked out and lost a long time ago. got a new one)







Korkor's christmas present from my parents. its a book. i wrapped it in lame wrapping paper. HAHAHAHAHA




My dad said he wanted to get me sth. but my mum said i have alot of things already. Thanks mum. You always make me feel so special. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. just kidding. love my mum, no hard feelings.

Had a lovely dinner at home with my family and ah yee's family (actually, still my family)
Wrapped the presents
and now i am going to find something decent to wear tomorrow for church and the lunch.
Then im going to watch a dvd or continue reading my book. Im really happy. Merry christmas!!!!

Dear all,

This Christmas please remember to be thankful for all that you have.
Tell your family members you love them and give them a hug and tell your friends how much they mean to you.
It's not about what you get but rather it's about what you already have.
I'm already having a good Christmas :)

Merry Christmas to ALL my mudabitchezzz.
Chaosaimuthafuckaaas

OMG. I told you guys Christmas this year is going to suck. It has begun, my friends.
So like, yesterday, my mom threw away my favourite bolster. I have 3 bolsters. (I'm not a spoiled kid. HAHAHAHA) (and 4 or 5 pillows) (REALLY im not spoiled)

So anyway back to bolster talk.
I have my baby bolster that has been brought to the Land of No Return (Joshua's place)
and i have this random bolster and i have my favourite bolster. And my mum threw away my favourite bolster because the fluff was coming out or sth (like the mattresses in the orphanage. HAHAHA)

SO yeah. I know this may not seem like a big deal. But it is my favourite bolster guys. A little sympathy maybe? I'm deeply upset and distraught by this. I couldn't even sleep last night. (Could be due to the two scary shows i watched at Cheeseball's place but imma stick with the loss of my bolster)

On a side note, despite basically not being allowed out of the house, my life is still full of drama. (Unfortunately) I recently stabbed myself in the foot with my amazing inability to say "No" to people and hence i will be forced to sit through a 161minute show (avatar, dez right guys) with him. Dum dum dummmmmm. Sigh. My life sucks know. Really.

I feel it in my fingers... I feel it in my toes.

Christmas this year is going to blow. Like... Totally suck Santa's balls.
Sigh.

Dear Santa,



We all know you're fake and I stopped believing you since I was 3. (Kinda took the hint when i told you what i wanted and NEVER got it, ever. Thank God i didn't waste milk and cookies on you) But I am going to list down what i want anyway. (Hi friends)

1. A dog (maybe now is not the right time with the whole asthma situation that i am in. but just keep that in mind ok? i have been asking you for a dog since fucking long ago. It's not funny anymore. I want a St Bernard and i will name him either Flounder or Bailey(s) )


2. Shoes (like... For-going-out-Non-sports shoes. Dude, i dont even do PE and i have 2 pairs of new sports shoes for 2010 when i take on CJC Year 2)


3. Bronzer (Hi rachel. I currently have $2.50. Pls wait for me. PS. i still owe you $3 and justine $10. So... that leaves me with -$10.50. Shit. Get it from Santa ok?)


4. Neutrogena Wave (Looks damn cute/fun)


5. Bangles

Ok dezz abourrit. See, i dont ever ask for alot. :)

BTW just found out "nabiliser" is spelt as nebulizer. Sorry guys. HAHAA

I'm beginning to hate my blog. theblackcarousel is getting abit old (1 year old. to be exact).
As such, i will be moving. I'll be 18 next year. theblackcarousel is abit embarrassing.
So on 1 Jan 2010 theblackcarousel will cease to exist.
IDK tho, may delete my blog entirely. Will see.

Email me @ renamed_Sarahng@hotmail.com for any enquiries.
Actually i just want you to email me cos i am KNNWTFCCBOMGBBQ bored.
HI val btw, thanks for NOT replying. hate your guts.

I am so upset with the loserness of my current situation (Asthma attack= locked up at home)

Hi. Dying of boredom at home. I want to go out. I feel alot better. But today i went out for lunch with my family I was super breathless. This is not cool. I don't think i can make it for the movie tomorrow with my class. Super bummed. Sigh. Asthma is a dick.

Sup bitchezzz!!!

So like, i totally wasn't exaggerating when i said i was "dying" or when i "couldn't breathe". Last night I tooked my inhaler again (asthma puff) and like, it didnt help me breathe any better. So my mum brought me to the doctor. And he was all like "Whoa... This is really bad. I'm worried for you. It's a very bad asthma attack. You could have died if you came any later" And I'm all like... HAHAHAHA, dude you are funny. -in between wheezing and gasping for air- I felt like a fish out of water. And hes all like "Don't laugh! I'm serious!!!"
And of course i laugh again.

So he set up the nabiliser (some mask thing that I put around my face and breathe in the medicine) and I sat there for 15 minutes breathing the thing in. I felt better after that but the meds make my heart beat fucking fast and i had a pounding headache. So he did a check up on me after the nab and said I'm not much better. This is bad cos like, usually after the nab im fine. So he was all... "ok....... I think you better go to the hospital". And it was ten pm and i wanted to go home and sleep so i was like "what the ?????????????????????????????"
And my mum was all "But we'll have to wait a long time, cant we go home and then go to the hospital tomorrow?"
And he's all like "No... I'm really worried for her. Better go there. She might have to be warded"
And in my heart im all like pointing the middle finger at his ass.
(sorry doc, you know i love you)

So my first trip to the hospital's emergency room began. I was put in a wheelchair. And i was laughing. Becos it was really funny. hahahahahaha. The hospital jokes are going to be endless. I am a joke. hahahahaha. Anyway so then they bring me to the ISO (some isolation room) becos i had a fever. Made me lie on the bed waiting for like forever and i was shit bored.

The nurse made me change into some gown cos they wanted to Xray me. But i think they didnt in the end. So the doctor finally came in after forever. And she listened to my lungs and all that. And she said the same things my family doctor said. Like "Wow... it's quite bad" Thanks guys, totally doesn't make me feel as if i am going to die here.

Then she left and the other nurse (i had two nurses) came in and put some clip on my finger and wrapped my arm in the blood pressure monitoring shit. The thing kept beeping. Damn funny. the sound is like beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (like when you die) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But i was wheezing very badly so they had to give me oxygen tubes that were stuffed into my nostrils.

Then i saw the nurses outside doing stuff with the injection needles. And my family doctor used the injection thingy for my nabiliser so i was like oh they are preparing the nabiliser. Then my doctor comes into the iso (it's like a prison room i swear. Steel doors all) with the needle. So i look at her and I'm like "Er........... You're not injecting me right?"
And shes like "Oh, of course I'm injecting you"
(Ya she said OF COURSE)
and so now i'm thinking of a way to get out of the room but im clipped on to all the shit its kind of hard to get out quick.
So in the end i had to lay there while she stuck a needle into my wrist. Hurt like a motherfucker.
THENNNN. the joker tells me she didnt get my vein so she pulls out the needle and comes to my right side and sticks another needle in again into my hand. BTW, now there is a LUMP on my wrist from the needle ok. Oh and when she injected my right hand she said "Welcome to the hospital!" Really a joker this one. Btw, the needle was for some steroids. She said she needed the meds to go in by the fastest way possible (a subtle way to tell me i am dying)

So then later I wear the mask for the nabiliser and each cycle lasts for 15 minutes. I had to go through 3 cycles. I was damn bored. So i took pictures with my phone. I know, I'm really the best. I was also msging Nigel, Jud and Saeful. Nigel said "Dont die on me one day pls, i need a rah in my life" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
freaking funny! drama queen know this one.

Then after all my nabilisers the doctor came in and told me i better follow up with a specialist next week. Knn. And also i can go home. So i wait for all the paper work and shit to be done. The nurse came in to talk to me. She's damn cute. She asked if my parents are both chinese cos i look mixed. then she said my free topshop recycle bag thingy is very nice. HAHA. shes so sweet.

Anyway afterwards, i could finally go home. It was 1.30am. My parents let me have mac donalds. HAHAHAHAHAHA. but i only ate a quarter of the cheeseburger and some fries. This morning for breakfast my mum said shes cooking porridge but she came home from the market with thosai and 4 different types of curry. HAHAHAHAHA. BTW today is also my parent's 28th wedding anniversary or something. (Sorry guys, totally ruined it for you. but look on the bright side, at least i didnt die! AHAHAH ok bad joke. sorry)

And this morning my friend (girl) said she needed to tell me a story. I said I cant meet her becos im not allowed out. She says she can only tell me the story face to face because she wants to see me scream and flip out. I said I cannot flip out because i will have to go to the hospital again (my first hospital joke. thanks guys, v proud of myself) Anyway so she proceeds to tell me the story. She raped her homo friend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. ok no lah. not exactly. But i'm just going to stick to that statement because it's funny as hell.

Anyway sorry the post is so long. Have to document my first journey to the ER. My parent's friends are bombing them with "How is Sarah? Is she ok" messages. Word spreads V fast even in the old world. But it is so sweet. Anyway friends, I'm doing alot better now. If this space isn't updated within the next week it means you should prolly msg me and check if im still alive. (Just sayin!)

Love yall.

I'm really cranky now cos I'm sick. Like.... Asthma-help-me-I'm-dying-I-can't-breathe sick. Hopefully I get well soon because the clubs aren't waiting for me to get well. Aha.
Friday: supper club
Saturday: Butter
Sunday: St james
Tuesday: Butter
Bryan is going for ALL. Hi justine. bryan says you will like the music on saturday. But i hate the music. and idk if i will be asthma free by saturday. But i wanna go to a butter party. (becos i've never been to butter before) Butter virgin. AHAHAHAH. eh ok. hi boo. pick one.

This is me squeezing my ass into a tiger suit that's meant for 4 year olds.

the pants aren't supposed to be three quarters BTW.

Bear's Band Concert (She's apparently the prez of JJC. OMGGG should ttly matchmake her and chris. Band Prez Power)

Rach was trying to fastforward (with an imaginary remote control all) through the concert.

Twinkle missed ALL of Mich's solos (4 in total)

Gracia read her book.

I played with Joshua's (mich's ex-bf. not my ex-bf) iphone

Charlie kept telling me to shut da fuck up.

We all waved at the bear when she came up to Emcee.

Made plans to ditch the concert halfway and watch a movie but there were no shows. (sorry bear)

I concluded that band concerts in general are OMFGFUCKINGSNORESFEST so i am never going to another band concert again. Sorry guys. Oh btw, CJC's band is an exception.
It's like, I pay $10 to sit on a chair and listen to quite nice music but i want to sleep and i cant and i want to talk but i also cant. It's fucking torturous. It was damn hot somemore. Oh and during intermission we went to MI's equivalent of the PAC where it was really cold. So me charlie and rach went up there to sit and we just pretended that was where the band concert was taking place. So we were shouting shit like "Eh, mich solo coming up, shhh!" Then the other people in the room (from band) who were getting ready were like ??????????????????????
Oh and twinkle was convinced that during intermission they serve food. "But i paid $10 for this!!!"


Anyway here are the pictures.
I'm sorry my face is the same in all 17 pictures. I was tired.









Rach, Twinkle, Me, Bear, Joshua, Gracia, Charlie







This is me and sha's "Don't take a picture" pose.





















Bear's solo




Nice tan rach.

I must stop being a stupid bitch.
Ok! Going to watch TV for the next 5 hours. Bye.

Talking to Mukhil on MSN

(talking about bathing)

M[u]kH{i}L says:
haha
i usually come out in 5 mins
fast with cold water

✯nigey is a whore says:
HAHAHA
you prolly need like 4 mins for your chest

Nice one sarah. Self-five.
Yall better not say i take 4 mins for my chest also ok BASTARDS.

A Charitable Fashion Fest @ Red Dot Museum on Thursday Night.
We got there and met with alot of kenboy's friends. There were alot of ex-Crescentians there.
Bought ten dollar tickets (standing tix) and in the end we managed to get seats at the $50 section. HAHAHAHA. happily took the goodie bags as well. Tried hard not to laugh at the models who were bouncing on the catwalk. Cheered for Ida and Ethan.
Met Mukhil whom I havent seen since like a year ago or sth. He had really gotten significantly bigger. He's like wearing a fucking muscle suit. fucking funny. Oh and justine wore her converse and I wore my new balance sports shoes (black ones). Everyone else was in heels. But hey, dressing for the goal (which is dancing) and not "dress(ing) to impress"



Val needs to chill.


Ethan on the catwalk.

THIS IS MUKHIL, EVERYBODY
Mukhil has bigger breasts than meAfter the show, we headed down to Macs for shaker fries.Hans was telling us about how he broke his Han while we were outside Han's

My face. is. really. HAHAHAHA. I wasn't even high!?!

"Jia jia's angels"- adapted from j's badtvHeaded down to Supperclub for the afterparty later on.
Met Lawrence, Sibyl, and the wigman (jinghui?)This is Lawrence's cousin(shes 21. :O:O:O:O )

Hi, this is Hans (turban) and Ethan
Bryan (new friend, ex-st pats), justine, kenboy, val, me, hans

CJC IGNITE!!!


Super tall dude

Sulynn & I

I cant remember who he is. But hes in Kenboys class and was the night's photographer
Val.... Please... Try harder




Val is really rocking it.Met junjun at supperclub

Junjun!
Law's cousin, me, vallo


Bye.

Last Wednesday's GNO @ Timbre.
I wore my black dress with a red jacket. But it got @(*#&$ hot so i had to take my jacket off and it was then that i realised my dress was way too low so i had to put it back on. But there are still alot of pictures with my boobs coming out to say hi. HAHAHA


Finally got my mojito


Justine after 2 tequila sunrises

Using everythng to cover my boobies



Me, Booboo, Jane











Chiobus Of the Year


Hi Justine!

Someone had a little too much to drink


Rachel's lychee martini


FG

Trying to pull my dress up HAHAHA


Groupshot!


FG Classic


Our sexy shot

Hello!!!!!! Diz iz mah baby

A little bit too happy. HAHA


Groupshot without rach and e (sorry baby)







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Eskimo!

Forming our bandI'm the drummer Justines on the guitar

Last shot before saying Byebye (char and nut left early)

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