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Monday, November 30, 2009

Bought this at the Duty Free shop (Thanks Gonghua)
My brother and I are drinking now.
I have to be in school by 8am tomorrow for a 4 day ADVENTURE (FMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFML) Camp


I am damn hot and abit high.

shake me. 10:52 PM.

Bintan Trip with the Class:

DAY 1:

Got onto the ferry and tried my best not to puke. Reached Bintan and I'm like... What da fuck? It looked like shit. (sorry Bintanians) Anyway we got onto our purple (sort of..) bus which was abit squeezy and stuff (but hey, who is complaining??) and went to "the biggest mall" (Ramayan?) in tanjung penang or whever the hell we were. Like, in singapore our biggest mall or nicest is probably ION or sth, but there their mall was like a cross breed between Giant and This Fashion. AND the stuff there weren't cheap. We went to the mall to look at the prices of stuff that we could buy for the kids. 10 minutes into enterning the mall my shoe broke but thankfully i could buy super glue.
So right, i go up to the dude working there and im like... "Hi... Do you sell super glue?"
And the dude is all "iurfjhneouvbrsomethinginmalay" with a face that clearly says hello girl, what the FUCK you talking about?
and im all... "GGGGLLLLLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in slow mo right. complete with action of showing him the flap in my shoe and pasting my hands together.
then hes all. "???"
and then the Mr kang (teacher in charge) goes up to him and says "where is the (in malay) glue (in english) then he understood"
i was like............................................................................................ Cb this guy trying to be cute or what.

Oh and their cheese wasnt refrigerated. Gross.


Later on we went to Comfort Hotel. The hotel is a palace compared to the rest of the place. I stayed with Judith and Twinkle. :D

Then i think we had lunch. The food was kind of crappy, but i wasnt expecting much anyway.

Later on we made our first visit to the orphanage.
It was kind of spastic. Because we just stood around, awkward and stuff.
But eventually we mingled with the kids and they are so cute.
We wore socks around the house and the kids ate some biscuits and stuff they got from a birthday party. So the floor was STICKY and our socks were black.
Oh and the kids also had kutu. So we were all fucking scared.
There was this kid who peed in his pants then happily came and sat down on me. I didnt really notice cos i just thought it was sweat. It was abit damp. I was mainly focused on keeping his head away from me cos his head was a kutufest. In the end alex was all "Uhm... sarah, thats the kid that peed in his pants" and I was like... OK KID, TIME TO GET UP!

Anyway after that we moved on to the second location where the bungalow is.
Our main purpose of going on the OCIP trip was to help the little orphans build an extension to their bungalow that is meant to hold 54 kiddos. However, due to the incompetent construction workers and whoever was meant to help us and all (im still not very clear on why we couldnt build the extension HAHAHA) We did NO building at all and so our goal was totally not accomplished.On the other hand, I guess it's a blessing in disguise because we got to spend alot of time with the orphans.

And then after that we went back to the hotel and bathed and ate dinner
We had beef rendang (and alot of stuff but the main point is beef rendang) for dinner and sat down for reflections. Then we learnt how to shape balloons. I'm the fucking balloon master now. I swear. I can make 2 kinds of swords, a really fugged up flower and a dog. like. WOWOWOWOWOW.
And I was scared of balloons popping before. so it's a mayyjah accomplishment.

DAY 2:
Woke up and went to the orphanage. Supposed to go for an hour only then head to do construction. But then we didnt due to unforeseen circumstances. Pris and gang left us at the orphanage to buy mattresses and fans for the kids. They kind of didnt tell us so we were stranded and wondering wtf was happening. But it was okay cos we played with the kids. Each of us showed major favouritism and had our favourite Kid that was our own. So i found mine. He was with chin seng and CS accidentally dropped him on the floor while playing (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) so cs was baby-ing him and all "sorry lah" and the kid crawled on him and started thrashing around abit cos he was tired (he throws tantrums abit when hes sleepy) then he also pulled out cs's leg hair HAHAHA. but he was on chin seng and i was patting him then he went to sleep. SO CUTE.

Oh and we cleaned up the orphanage. Jud and I got down and dirty and roughed it out. We put the old mattressed that had turned black and had holes and 4 lizards outside for them to dispose later on.

We went out for dinner at a restaurant. Miss giam's treat. Ate seafood and then went to a night market for a while. Then we reflected in the conference room again and then we went to drink (after reflecting, dezz the way baby HAHA) at Chin seng's room. I was kind of just sleeping.... HAHAHA. There were 3 different groups in the room. One group playing taboo, the second playing idkwhatwithalexandalcohol and the third group also dont know doing what with pris and lionel (non-drinkers too).
Later on we played 007, damn spaz game.
Then we hit the club at 1am. Danced in our shirts, shorts and slippers while the other locals were in clubbing gear. MAJOR LOL. cs, chris and alex were damn high and they totally rocked the dancefloor it was fucking funny. this guy kept trying to dance with us so we formed a circle. THEN chris let him come into the circle AND let him have a solo dance (we all took turns)
HAHAHA. but no harm was done and it was fucking fun. when we came out it was like we ran 2.4km. Anyway. after bathing we watched Jurassic Park. I asked chris and alex to come over cos i was scared and twinkle was falling asleep and judith was ALREADY sleeping (as always)
The boys ended up staying over. Christopher scratched his balls beside me. Cb.

Oh i was at Chin seng's room with him and Kevin and twinkle for abit. It was fucking funny. There was a lizard in the room and the boys freaked out.

Kevin: "Eh..... Got lizard leh..."
CS: "Really ah?" sits down on a chair eating his food "Where?"
-lizard runs past CS-
CS: "EH CB!" -does retarded leg stomping thing-
-CS gets up and gets a plastic bag from kevin to catch the lizard
Kevin: "Eh.. you really going to catch ah?"
-CS goes near the lizard-
CS: "Eh, why you look at me like that, YOU CATCH LA!"
-CS looks at the lizard, totally NOT going to catch it-
CS: "Eh i scared.."
Kevin: "Actually... the lizard wont do us harm right?"
Cs: " No lah... Ok dont catch"

-few minutes later as we are about the leave the room-
I step out, the door closes. 2 minutes later the boys are still not out and im like wtf??
I knock on the door.
CS opens.
CS: "Kevin packing his things la, he scared later the lizard go in"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


DAY 3:

Went to buy stuff for the kids in the supermarket opposite our hotel. All we had to do was cross ONE road but the super sweet tour guide and driver took us via bus. HAHAHA. I bet everyone else thinks we're retarded and spoiled fucks. Which we are. I mean. SERIOUSLY? taking a bus is a joke. HAHAHA. I took a pic. Yall can see when i post it up.

We went back to the hotel and labelled everything with "CJC Sayang Kanak-kanak Al Fitrah" (CJC loves the children of Al Fitrah which is the orphanage)
We had to label them cos we suspect the owners at the orphanage are corrupted. Quite likely. Cos they have a shop there and they repackage the donations to sell, they receive boxes of cash donations and tons of food but the kids ate rice with sauce and a hard boiled egg, they have a ROOM FILLED with nice food that has alot of locks.
We also made goodie bags for the kids.
Went back to the orphanage. This time I spent alot of time with my kid. (Me & Chin Seng's)
I asked CS to name him so he named him Daniel. Later on i thought Kiko suited him better. So he became kiko. He's fucking cute. i mean. OMG. soooooo super cute.
He was trying to fit all the balls into his pouch and he couldnt and got so frustrated he was like frowning and all. HAHAHA. then Kevin was passing him his balls but kevin like spaced out and didnt give Kiko the balls fast enough so Kiko took his spade and hit kevin. HAHAHAHA. then later on I said "Sayang" to kiko and touched his arm and he pinched me. HAHA. damn funny. Oh and he looked into nadia's eyes for damn long then hit her with his spade too. HAHAHAHAHA.
I don't know why he does that. I can't figure it out. I'm gonna go with affection. hahaha
Later on he got tired again and hes super cute because he is SO tired but he still wants to play so hes like fighting it. then he was walking and swaying and occasionally he just throws his head back (when hes sitting) and closes his eyes. DAMN fucking funny and cute. I want to die. :( I miss him already.

We said bye to the kids eventually. It was heartbreaking. I was carrying Kiko at that point (finally got him to settle down) And his head was on my shoulder and he was so quiet and all. Then i had to put him down and he struggled and cried. It teared up SO many times. This other girl (catgirl) who is also my kid was holding my hand and i hugged her and she was so sad and OMG... But we had to go and i really wanted to bring Kiko but I would go to jail for that.
HAHA.

We went back to the hotel, swam, ate dinner by the pool (BBQ) then had reflections. Reflections that night was the saddest motherfucking thing in the world. I cried like a baby and all the girls were crying and even chris and alex teared up. It was so bad.
But i guess we needed to let it out and let it go.
We're planning to revisit them in March but i hope it's not a Talk Only kinda thing.

After reflecting we went back to our rooms. I watched Rush Hour (best movie ever) with twinkle and Judders. then we went to Cs's room. Supposed to go back to the club but it was closed and everyone was moody. Went back to play cards with everyone, ended up watching Distraction on Channel 5. Put toothpaste on a sleeping Christopher and Judder's shaved his leg.

DAY 4:

Shopped for 20 minutes at the mall and then went home.




shake me. 9:49 PM.

HI guys,
I'm home and I had an awesome time at Bintan.
Going to wash the head lice/wax/thread/dust/brownshit/whiteshit/redshit and other nonsense out of my hair now.
Then I will wash my hamster's cage. And then I will sleep. And then I will pack.
Feeling like fuck because we're going to crawl in mud tomorrow. Sigh.

shake me. 3:59 PM.
Thursday, November 26, 2009

HIIIIIIIIIII!!!

JUST FINISHED PACKING. GOING TO GO TO BINTAN TOMORROW FROM 27TH TILL 30TH. im really excited!!! ok going down to swim with Cheeseballs now

shake me. 8:33 PM.

Nigel just informed me I am on his Pretty Girls List.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

shake me. 2:23 AM.

Harrow, yesterday i went to buy 2 new nose studs
Check it out






Previous stud was alot smaller








shake me. 1:24 AM.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009

So for those who know me you'll know I'm not terribly fond of camps. I'm more of a stay-in-my-comfort-zone-go-and-camp-yourself-fuckers. But this camp was different cos my dad was planning it. It was a Bukit Batok Zonal Church Camp. My dad's not the type who is very active in church so planning this camp was like a first to him. He kept asking me if i wanted to go but i kept saying no. then like a week before the camp i was in the car when he asked me again then i was thinking he damn poor thing cos he keeps asking me and its like a family camp and he'll be alone. so i said yes (but only if vallo went along)
So at 6am the next morning we set off to alex's place to meet the rest of our convoy (we travelled with 2 other cars). When i first met the rest of the people i was like OMG. i want to go home now. and i was super grouchy all cos it was 6.30am in the morning and i really just wanted to sleep. Anyway we headed off to Malaysia and I sat in the backseat of the car admiring the lush greenery and plantation and palm trees and all that. Okay no im lying. I was sleeping like a pig. (Snoring included) I felt as if we stopped for a toilet break every 5 minutes and i was getting super grouchy cos I got woken up everytime we reached a toilet stop.
Anyway we reached and settled down. The place was amazing! Super nice. Some of the stuff we did included playing Fuzzball (table soccer), Snooker, card games (taiti,snap, cheat, heartattack) with the two boys (bryan and jon) at night, table tennis, looking at the minizoo, feeding mosquitoes, swimming, watching the boys gokart, playing the arcade and cycling.
OMG. cycling was fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was me, jon, bryan and val. So val was at the back when we passed this house with damn alot of dogs without collars and so they all started crowding around val. Like, natural instinct would be to PEDDLE FASTER but not val. She STOPPED. her theory is no sudden movements. But idk how STOPPING is not a sudden movement. So anyway the dogs crowded around her and then jon quickly put down his bike and ran towards val (wow knight in shining armour) and i just sat on my bike and looked on from a distance. HAHAHAHHA. Pussygal4lyf. Somehow val managed to leave the dogs and we cycled away frantically (machiam like storybook). Anyway later on, we had to cycle back the same path with the dogs. Fucking scary ok. so we were all shouting and trying to cycle faster. Quite funny now that i think about it. Super exciting. Bryan is a retard. He wanted to go back again.
Oh and super funny. The first night, we slept with aircon and val slept on the mattress on the floor cos there were only two beds. and the second night we slept with fan cos the aircon was too noisy for my dad and i slept on the floor. but my dad was all trying to be hero and was like "i sleep on the floor lah!"
and val was like "PLEASE LA, you cannot even sleep with the aircon on!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. then val and i high fived and laughed somemore.
Then she made a joke about josh being old and high fived my dad. CB.
anyway Jon looks alot like josh. except he's not old. In fact, hes young. 16 hahaha.
Oh and in the middle of the night when i was sleeping on the floor, i was suddenly moving along with my mattress. So i turn my head and see my dad dragging me. And i am like what da fuck is going on?!?!!???
But he mumbles something about the fan and i go back to sleep because its the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
So the next day i wake up and im all like... Oh yeah, hi dad, what in the world were you trying to do last night? And he was like
"Oh... I was suddenly scared that the fan would drop on you"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Okay anyway, overall i had a really really good time and im so happy i went and i cant wait for next year's and everyone was so nice. :)
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At our first stop where we had breakfast
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On the way. (this was taken in like the 5 minutes where i wasnt sleeping)
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And then we reached!
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The view from our balcony. HORSEYY!!!
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Say hi to Val.
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Pony!
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This was one of the type of rooms they had. its called a Band Wagon. We stayed in the Log Cabin
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Check out the house on the hill.
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Dad & Val.
This is where we had most of our meals
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Ansel!!! Super cute.
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Jon & Vallo
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Go kart
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Jon & Bryan
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Sean (J&B's brother)
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Fuzzball
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Snooker
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Val
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Another type of room (Kampung House)
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Sean & Jon (so cute!!!!!!!!!)
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Some performance (with a real chicken)
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Fire Eaters/Spitters
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Val wuvs Bryan hates Val
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I wuv Jon
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My team. We won second place!
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Uncle des and gabriel
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LOL. His vest became offshoulders.
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ANSEL!!!!!!!!!
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Drew a couple of hearts on Jon to show my love
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damn shiok.
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Cutest boy in the world.
Introducing...
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LIONEL
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JONATHAN
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ME
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VALLO
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BRYAN
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DAD
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This is the outcome of val washing her face.
Failblog.org
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Our room
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Going home :(
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We used walkie talkies to talk to the other cars in our convoy. DAMN FUN.
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Val didn't let me sleep cos she wanted me to teach her how to blow a bubble. in the end still fail.

shake me. 8:41 PM.

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