Yesterday I was talking to my brother about clubbing.
He then informs me that "Actually.... I can sign you in"
IUHEWRFJDAKSMLIW43UERWHDJS. NOWWWWWWWW HE TELLS ME?
and then hes like "i sign you in then what... you want to club with me meh"
and im like. well... if you had told me A TAD BIT EARLIER MAYBE (before jussys ID got confiscated) i could have gone with her.
Moral of Story: Brothers=Useless
Oh and my mum was telling my brother how proud she is that he hasnt lost his water bottle in like four years. (ahahahaha like little boy) and then the two of them are OBVIOUSLY poking at me cos i always lose things. Then my brother says. "Yeah. I dont lose things. I also dont spoil them" (because i am known for spoiling things. its a curse) and then today when i was taking my nap he came in and was all. "Eh......................Did you see my wallet?"
NICE. prada some more.
I found out joshua's specs are prada. WOW. and my dad bought ray bans. FUCKIFHVDSNJCHEEBYE nice. but super ex. like 200. i think.
BTW! Within the past 2 weeks i have managed to destroy 6 ball point pens. I really wish i was kidding/exaggerating but no. Its as real as my breasts.
Speaking of breasts, Nadia and i were drawing perfect circles during math. I decided that Breast Balloons would be a great hit in the market. How come no one sells them. Fucking genius.hahahaha
shake me. 8:25 PM.