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Sunday, July 5, 2009
Sup guys.
So here's a breakdown on what i've been doing the past two days.
Thursday:
On thursday night i obediently sat my ass down and in between reading dlisted, perez, superficial, gofugyourself, fmylife, failblog, whatiworetoday, i memorised 120 chinese idioms
Laoshi is really a liar. the last time she made us study about 60 of those idioms because it was "GOING TO BE TESTED IN OUR COMMON TEST" and in the end like, one came out.
So this time she gave us 120 idioms. and we were all like. laoshi you sure or not that time we study then only one come out sia. then she's like. yeah i also dont know why last time like that. this time more will come out. AND I THOUGHT SHE MEANT LIKE. it will come out like how we do in practice. (so basically if you study you secure yourself twenty marks)
Unfortunately, i was the only one who thought that it would be that kind of format. so i was the only one who went to memorise the 120 idioms (because those twenty marks are absolutely essential to my passing)
and then it didnt come out. so i was all. like. FUCK, NOOOOOOOOO...
yah but at least it wasnt entirely useless lah, i managed to use it in my compo and the paper itself.
But chinese is chinese. you never know when you are going to pass or fail. My brother was saying how he detests people who are damn proud that their chinese sucks. I feel the same way. I mean yes sometimes i am like that too, i admit. but like. there are some people who are damn proud of it and actually think it makes them cooler. that day while i was climbing the stairs, the guys around me were all like "wah i never study at all, i dont even know anything la HAHA. i think i will just pass up a blank sheet of paper. i think i will just anyhow fill in the blanks and then sit there"
Fucking stupid please. If you are going to do that dont come lah. Retards. I mean, at least i tried to study ok. See guys, i do try. So even if i fail... yall should not laugh at me.
So on Friday:
I sat for the exam. Took the bus to meet mum at Tiong Bahru Plaza. Ate at the food court. Took the train down to expo. On the way there we passed bedok and we saw that the HDBs in Bedok all had their flags out already. so my mum was all "wah the bedok residents so obedient" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ya then uhm. We reached the expo for the Robinsons Sale. I thought the stuff were still expensive, though. But there were some stuff that were really cheap. I bought this DAMN funny thong. One for myself and one for boo so we're matching. HAHAHAHAHAHA. its like a leaf. so. funny. it was two bucks, i think that made it even funnier.
I also bought glitter eyeliner. 4 for ten bucks. (they had blue silver green gold)
and some hair cream to fix my hair. my mum said NO to hairdye. (life sux)
Uhmmmm i found really nice Fox shirts at $9. But they are for men so i bought one for korkor (he just tried it and he looks smokin' in it. Yay. and he really likes it.) and one for joshy:):):):):):):)
then mum bought household stuff etc etc.
Then she needed coffee so we went to sit down. Bumped into Joel and Cherrie and Baby josh.
so cute. but so grouchy. i miss quinn.
then we headed back into the expo and mum bought nail stuff. i wanted to buy lip gloss (i love. LOVE. love lip gloss) but my mum was like errrrrrr this brand never hear before better not later its crap.
hahahahaha. as in, shes damn scared i will break out into some allergy or something.
so after we were done it was about 6. took the mrt to changi airport, bought gum, took the skytrain, met dad.
said bye. (he went to bangkok. coming back today)
then mum and i went to east coast park to eat. it was supposed to be my pre dinner but in the end it was my dinner. hahaha
then mum dropped me off to meet boo and rachel and judjud and E. we were having our Girls Nite Out + Boi.
There was like some lame concert going on which was absolutely tremendously OMFGWTFISTHIS shiteous.
The night was basically like this:
Justine and i went to 7 eleven, bought juice and tuna.
E and R went to buy potato salad from pasta mania
Jud went to the toilet
Justine and i went to find the face shop.
E and R went to the toilet
Jussy and i went to steal salsa from carls jr.
Jussy and i went to buy Turkish icecream.
Justine is a bitch btw. she went to the place that sells turkish ice cream and she said. hi can i have ice cream, no i dont want that guy hes fucking irritating. HAHAHAHAAHAHA
(because when you buy turkish ice cream they will like keep tricking you its fucking irritating but damn fun)
Yeah and the worst thing of my life in 2009 happened, guys.
I told my father to fuck off.
I KNOW.
what. the fuck sarah.
ok before yall start like pointing fingers going like OH MAH GAD, IF SHE WAS MY DOTTER OH MAH GAD.
No. Listen.
Okay so Jussy and i were going to look for the face shop right. and the place was quite noisy and i get this call from a 6XXXXXXX or something kinda number. (ok basically like not a handphone number) so i pick it up right. then this malay voice is like.
"Hi where are you"
so like. the whole night i've been making plans with the girls and i did ask the boys if they wanted to join all so i thought it was one of them wanting to join
so i was like
"who is this?"
and the person said.
"im baby"
and the person is not josh and josh does not say i am baby anyway. so im like the fuck?
but i say
"er. hahahahah can you stop it who is this?"
"im baby"
"SERIOUSLY LAH STOP PLAYING WHO IS THIS"
"IM DEBBIE"
so like at this point im thinking ok. this person is definitely a malay (so im wondering if its danial or saeful) and this person is also OBVIOUSLY trying to be funny because it was definitely a guy.
so i was like
"FUCK OFF LA WHO ARE YOU"
and after much confusion i found out he is my dad (he was trying to say daddy).
yes.
i told my dad to fuck off.
He was all "why you use the four letter word"
HAHAHAHAHA.
after i put down, i didnt really know whether to laugh or cry. so i ended up laughing until i cried. and justine did the same. I told her it will be funny a few years later. like maybe at my wedding when i go Hi dad remember when i told you to fuck off. wasnt that a great joke. heh...heh....heh........................
and jussy said. HAHAHAHAHAH I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT.
yeah but i felt really bad ok. cos he was calling from the airport and he was JUST about to leave and was looking for my mum (idk why he called me really. CHEEBS damn suay)
yah then i was consumed by guilt. and on the way home i texted my brother and was like "OMG i just told dad to fuck off accidentally cos i thought my friend was pranking meOMG" and he was all "hahahahahahaha you are really a loser la what did he say"
HAHAHAHAA. ya but anyway the night continued.
Painting nails. saying bye to Jud. chewing gum. getting freaked by the police asking us to not put our bags on the floor. meeting Boi. 2 cans of amsterdam plus one guinness or sth.
i drank about 3 sips because really beer makes me want to throw up every time i take a sip.
and E and R and J got damn drunk it was hilarious.
Rachel wanted to prank call josh so she asked me for his number. then i said no call andrew (justines ex) and J was like FUCK NO. and then rachel said OKOK LATER WHATS JOSHUAS NUMBER. so i look at my phone and i start to read out andrew's number. Rachel even shouts. OMG YOU DONT KNOW HIS NUMBER? and i just yaya and continue giving her the number. (justine is right beside me btw) and J is like FUCKING happy and excited all and shes shouting "TELL JOSHUA. SARAH. IS. LYING ON THE FLOOR. AND IS GIVING BIRTH TO RABBITS"
and shes laughing SO much and i am laughing at her because she thinks im giving joshua's number when im actually giving andrew's and she doesnt even know.
rachel:"HARLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS THIS SARAHS BOYFRIEND????" (she then asks this about 3 more times)
then she finally realises its not and its andrew. then i tell justine. oh ya btw, that number was andrews number. and Rach is talking to andrew now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and justine abuses me.
All this time, elaine just happily sits there smoking. and then she very conveniently decides to DROP HER CIG ONTO MY LEG. WHICH HAPPILY BURNT ME. but it wasnt a bad burn.
i told justine. This is not my year.
Yeah and then Justine went off to meet GroupofFriends No. 2. while i headed home. i waited about half an hour for the freaking bus and got home at 11.
And i only slept 4 hours the previous night. well done guys, keep it up. ok. will continue with the post later
So here's a breakdown on what i've been doing the past two days.
Thursday:
On thursday night i obediently sat my ass down and in between reading dlisted, perez, superficial, gofugyourself, fmylife, failblog, whatiworetoday, i memorised 120 chinese idioms
Laoshi is really a liar. the last time she made us study about 60 of those idioms because it was "GOING TO BE TESTED IN OUR COMMON TEST" and in the end like, one came out.
So this time she gave us 120 idioms. and we were all like. laoshi you sure or not that time we study then only one come out sia. then she's like. yeah i also dont know why last time like that. this time more will come out. AND I THOUGHT SHE MEANT LIKE. it will come out like how we do in practice. (so basically if you study you secure yourself twenty marks)
Unfortunately, i was the only one who thought that it would be that kind of format. so i was the only one who went to memorise the 120 idioms (because those twenty marks are absolutely essential to my passing)
and then it didnt come out. so i was all. like. FUCK, NOOOOOOOOO...
yah but at least it wasnt entirely useless lah, i managed to use it in my compo and the paper itself.
But chinese is chinese. you never know when you are going to pass or fail. My brother was saying how he detests people who are damn proud that their chinese sucks. I feel the same way. I mean yes sometimes i am like that too, i admit. but like. there are some people who are damn proud of it and actually think it makes them cooler. that day while i was climbing the stairs, the guys around me were all like "wah i never study at all, i dont even know anything la HAHA. i think i will just pass up a blank sheet of paper. i think i will just anyhow fill in the blanks and then sit there"
Fucking stupid please. If you are going to do that dont come lah. Retards. I mean, at least i tried to study ok. See guys, i do try. So even if i fail... yall should not laugh at me.
So on Friday:
I sat for the exam. Took the bus to meet mum at Tiong Bahru Plaza. Ate at the food court. Took the train down to expo. On the way there we passed bedok and we saw that the HDBs in Bedok all had their flags out already. so my mum was all "wah the bedok residents so obedient" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ya then uhm. We reached the expo for the Robinsons Sale. I thought the stuff were still expensive, though. But there were some stuff that were really cheap. I bought this DAMN funny thong. One for myself and one for boo so we're matching. HAHAHAHAHAHA. its like a leaf. so. funny. it was two bucks, i think that made it even funnier.
I also bought glitter eyeliner. 4 for ten bucks. (they had blue silver green gold)
and some hair cream to fix my hair. my mum said NO to hairdye. (life sux)
Uhmmmm i found really nice Fox shirts at $9. But they are for men so i bought one for korkor (he just tried it and he looks smokin' in it. Yay. and he really likes it.) and one for joshy:):):):):):):)
then mum bought household stuff etc etc.
Then she needed coffee so we went to sit down. Bumped into Joel and Cherrie and Baby josh.
so cute. but so grouchy. i miss quinn.
then we headed back into the expo and mum bought nail stuff. i wanted to buy lip gloss (i love. LOVE. love lip gloss) but my mum was like errrrrrr this brand never hear before better not later its crap.
hahahahaha. as in, shes damn scared i will break out into some allergy or something.
so after we were done it was about 6. took the mrt to changi airport, bought gum, took the skytrain, met dad.
said bye. (he went to bangkok. coming back today)
then mum and i went to east coast park to eat. it was supposed to be my pre dinner but in the end it was my dinner. hahaha
then mum dropped me off to meet boo and rachel and judjud and E. we were having our Girls Nite Out + Boi.
There was like some lame concert going on which was absolutely tremendously OMFGWTFISTHIS shiteous.
The night was basically like this:
Justine and i went to 7 eleven, bought juice and tuna.
E and R went to buy potato salad from pasta mania
Jud went to the toilet
Justine and i went to find the face shop.
E and R went to the toilet
Jussy and i went to steal salsa from carls jr.
Jussy and i went to buy Turkish icecream.
Justine is a bitch btw. she went to the place that sells turkish ice cream and she said. hi can i have ice cream, no i dont want that guy hes fucking irritating. HAHAHAHAAHAHA
(because when you buy turkish ice cream they will like keep tricking you its fucking irritating but damn fun)
Yeah and the worst thing of my life in 2009 happened, guys.
I told my father to fuck off.
I KNOW.
what. the fuck sarah.
ok before yall start like pointing fingers going like OH MAH GAD, IF SHE WAS MY DOTTER OH MAH GAD.
No. Listen.
Okay so Jussy and i were going to look for the face shop right. and the place was quite noisy and i get this call from a 6XXXXXXX or something kinda number. (ok basically like not a handphone number) so i pick it up right. then this malay voice is like.
"Hi where are you"
so like. the whole night i've been making plans with the girls and i did ask the boys if they wanted to join all so i thought it was one of them wanting to join
so i was like
"who is this?"
and the person said.
"im baby"
and the person is not josh and josh does not say i am baby anyway. so im like the fuck?
but i say
"er. hahahahah can you stop it who is this?"
"im baby"
"SERIOUSLY LAH STOP PLAYING WHO IS THIS"
"IM DEBBIE"
so like at this point im thinking ok. this person is definitely a malay (so im wondering if its danial or saeful) and this person is also OBVIOUSLY trying to be funny because it was definitely a guy.
so i was like
"FUCK OFF LA WHO ARE YOU"
and after much confusion i found out he is my dad (he was trying to say daddy).
yes.
i told my dad to fuck off.
He was all "why you use the four letter word"
HAHAHAHAHA.
after i put down, i didnt really know whether to laugh or cry. so i ended up laughing until i cried. and justine did the same. I told her it will be funny a few years later. like maybe at my wedding when i go Hi dad remember when i told you to fuck off. wasnt that a great joke. heh...heh....heh........................
and jussy said. HAHAHAHAHAH I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT.
yeah but i felt really bad ok. cos he was calling from the airport and he was JUST about to leave and was looking for my mum (idk why he called me really. CHEEBS damn suay)
yah then i was consumed by guilt. and on the way home i texted my brother and was like "OMG i just told dad to fuck off accidentally cos i thought my friend was pranking meOMG" and he was all "hahahahahahaha you are really a loser la what did he say"
HAHAHAHAA. ya but anyway the night continued.
Painting nails. saying bye to Jud. chewing gum. getting freaked by the police asking us to not put our bags on the floor. meeting Boi. 2 cans of amsterdam plus one guinness or sth.
i drank about 3 sips because really beer makes me want to throw up every time i take a sip.
and E and R and J got damn drunk it was hilarious.
Rachel wanted to prank call josh so she asked me for his number. then i said no call andrew (justines ex) and J was like FUCK NO. and then rachel said OKOK LATER WHATS JOSHUAS NUMBER. so i look at my phone and i start to read out andrew's number. Rachel even shouts. OMG YOU DONT KNOW HIS NUMBER? and i just yaya and continue giving her the number. (justine is right beside me btw) and J is like FUCKING happy and excited all and shes shouting "TELL JOSHUA. SARAH. IS. LYING ON THE FLOOR. AND IS GIVING BIRTH TO RABBITS"
and shes laughing SO much and i am laughing at her because she thinks im giving joshua's number when im actually giving andrew's and she doesnt even know.
rachel:"HARLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS THIS SARAHS BOYFRIEND????" (she then asks this about 3 more times)
then she finally realises its not and its andrew. then i tell justine. oh ya btw, that number was andrews number. and Rach is talking to andrew now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and justine abuses me.
All this time, elaine just happily sits there smoking. and then she very conveniently decides to DROP HER CIG ONTO MY LEG. WHICH HAPPILY BURNT ME. but it wasnt a bad burn.
i told justine. This is not my year.
Yeah and then Justine went off to meet GroupofFriends No. 2. while i headed home. i waited about half an hour for the freaking bus and got home at 11.
And i only slept 4 hours the previous night. well done guys, keep it up. ok. will continue with the post later
Labels: elaine, judith, jussy, mum, rachel
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