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Thursday, July 2, 2009
My Mad Mum.
Today joshybaby and i went for lunch @ thefishsoup place at bukit timah.
Unfortunately. we were too early.
And so it was closed. I ended up eating half a plate of chicket rice (again my theory about how i cannot eat when i expect to eat something and then in the end i dont get to eat it) and joshua ate $5 worth of beehoon and fishballs and prawn utah, etc etc etc. Basically things that i wouldnt really eat.
There was this like pink sausage there. so i was all. wtf is that?
and he said. "Taiwanese -somethign in chinese-"
and im like "again?"
and hes like. "Taiwanese sausage"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
knn know, why cant he just tell me in english. (ok maybe cos hes trying to get me to have something chinese related since tomorrow is my chinese exam)
After lunch we went to the petrol kiosk to get some BJs(Aha!)
i almost died having to choose between Strawberry Shortcake and Chocolate Brownie. (I swear the hardest thing in the world is having to choose what ice cream flavour you get to eat. It's a torture)
Wem come home and sit in our sampan (sofa)and eat BJ's Strawberry Shortcake. He reads Digital Life while i feed him ice cream and we talk a little about technology and my brother's new phone (black berry. not bold though. the cheaper one)
[nigel just asked me if for tomorrow's chinese compo we "just write one only is it"
Nigel. says:
woot
i thot like 2
aiya
i didnt touch chinese since my last chinese lesson
abt, 2months?
win already lah this one]
Anyway joshua leaves shortly for work and gives mum and popo a ride to play mahjong.
I sit around attempting to do chinese.
But as soon as i get up i decide that i am thirsty and head to the kitchen to get a drink.
And then when i return to my seat i realise it is hot. So i stand up and on the fan and sit down again.
Then i decide i would go say hi to the hamsters
then i would come down and sit down.
then i would refill my water
and return to my seat.
then i tweet my brother and ask if hes sleeping and that he should really come out and try the ice cream.
and then uhm... decide its really too hot and go and bathe
then it's 4pm already (i was sitting down and getting up and walki gnaround for a full 2 hours)
and then i watch CSI with korkor
then i study abit while talking to korkor about michael jackson for the next hour and half
then i watch two and a half men then i have dinner and now im here, not studying.
so anyway when mum got home from mahjong she went apeshit.
like. full blown madness.
seriously.
she's like BARKING like a dog (humhum...)
and she's all.
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE SO LAZY EAT ALREADY THE BOWLS JUST PUT IN THE SINK
THE FRIED RICE EAT ALREADY ALSO JUST LEAVE THERE WHEN THERE IS SO LITTLE LEFT.
YOU ARE REALLY SO LAZY. WHY ARE THERE TWO TEA CUPS ON THE TABLE. ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE (she then realises its her clothes but continues anyway. because LIKE IT MATTERS. everyone just blames everything on me)YOU THINK GOT MAID IS IT?
and i am like. HARLO? FIRST OF ALL, I AM ALWAYS THE MAID. WHO DO YOU THINK WASHES ALL YOUR PLATES AT NIGHT? AND SECONDLY, I DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FRICKIN FRIED RICE OK? AND I AM STILL DRINKING MY FREAKING TEA.
then she abit paiseh and shes like. YOUR BROTHER IS SO LAZY. -continues shouting at ME about my BROTHER- (btw boo, i totally understand what you mean by you always get your brothers' shit)
Yes, i am sorry i raised a lousy brother, mum.
and my dad is wondering why she is all apeshit also. so we just sit quietly at the dining table eating our food. then mum comes and she suddenly fucking happy eating the porridge she cooked.
mum: my porridge nice right! nice right! -insert smile here- wanna try!? rahrah try!
and then a moment later she flips about something else again.
then i ask her.
"Uhm... did you lose just now?"
and then my dad looks at me and laughs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was so funny, seriously. like a total high-five-daughter-that-was-a-fucking-good-one moment
ok. gotta get some chinkalink into my head. tomorrow mum and i are going to robinsons at the expo.
Today joshybaby and i went for lunch @ thefishsoup place at bukit timah.
Unfortunately. we were too early.
And so it was closed. I ended up eating half a plate of chicket rice (again my theory about how i cannot eat when i expect to eat something and then in the end i dont get to eat it) and joshua ate $5 worth of beehoon and fishballs and prawn utah, etc etc etc. Basically things that i wouldnt really eat.
There was this like pink sausage there. so i was all. wtf is that?
and he said. "Taiwanese -somethign in chinese-"
and im like "again?"
and hes like. "Taiwanese sausage"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
knn know, why cant he just tell me in english. (ok maybe cos hes trying to get me to have something chinese related since tomorrow is my chinese exam)
After lunch we went to the petrol kiosk to get some BJs(Aha!)
i almost died having to choose between Strawberry Shortcake and Chocolate Brownie. (I swear the hardest thing in the world is having to choose what ice cream flavour you get to eat. It's a torture)
Wem come home and sit in our sampan (sofa)and eat BJ's Strawberry Shortcake. He reads Digital Life while i feed him ice cream and we talk a little about technology and my brother's new phone (black berry. not bold though. the cheaper one)
[nigel just asked me if for tomorrow's chinese compo we "just write one only is it"
Nigel. says:
woot
i thot like 2
aiya
i didnt touch chinese since my last chinese lesson
abt, 2months?
win already lah this one]
Anyway joshua leaves shortly for work and gives mum and popo a ride to play mahjong.
I sit around attempting to do chinese.
But as soon as i get up i decide that i am thirsty and head to the kitchen to get a drink.
And then when i return to my seat i realise it is hot. So i stand up and on the fan and sit down again.
Then i decide i would go say hi to the hamsters
then i would come down and sit down.
then i would refill my water
and return to my seat.
then i tweet my brother and ask if hes sleeping and that he should really come out and try the ice cream.
and then uhm... decide its really too hot and go and bathe
then it's 4pm already (i was sitting down and getting up and walki gnaround for a full 2 hours)
and then i watch CSI with korkor
then i study abit while talking to korkor about michael jackson for the next hour and half
then i watch two and a half men then i have dinner and now im here, not studying.
so anyway when mum got home from mahjong she went apeshit.
like. full blown madness.
seriously.
she's like BARKING like a dog (humhum...)
and she's all.
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE SO LAZY EAT ALREADY THE BOWLS JUST PUT IN THE SINK
THE FRIED RICE EAT ALREADY ALSO JUST LEAVE THERE WHEN THERE IS SO LITTLE LEFT.
YOU ARE REALLY SO LAZY. WHY ARE THERE TWO TEA CUPS ON THE TABLE. ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE (she then realises its her clothes but continues anyway. because LIKE IT MATTERS. everyone just blames everything on me)YOU THINK GOT MAID IS IT?
and i am like. HARLO? FIRST OF ALL, I AM ALWAYS THE MAID. WHO DO YOU THINK WASHES ALL YOUR PLATES AT NIGHT? AND SECONDLY, I DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FRICKIN FRIED RICE OK? AND I AM STILL DRINKING MY FREAKING TEA.
then she abit paiseh and shes like. YOUR BROTHER IS SO LAZY. -continues shouting at ME about my BROTHER- (btw boo, i totally understand what you mean by you always get your brothers' shit)
Yes, i am sorry i raised a lousy brother, mum.
and my dad is wondering why she is all apeshit also. so we just sit quietly at the dining table eating our food. then mum comes and she suddenly fucking happy eating the porridge she cooked.
mum: my porridge nice right! nice right! -insert smile here- wanna try!? rahrah try!
and then a moment later she flips about something else again.
then i ask her.
"Uhm... did you lose just now?"
and then my dad looks at me and laughs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was so funny, seriously. like a total high-five-daughter-that-was-a-fucking-good-one moment
ok. gotta get some chinkalink into my head. tomorrow mum and i are going to robinsons at the expo.
shake me. 8:23 PM.
