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Ashes is the funniest fuck in the world.
Anyway, been totally missing in action here on dabestblog.blogspot.com
But that is because my computer has given up on all hope to live.
But i have sent it for repair and the repairmen will try all they can to revive it. I dont understand... Why didnt my computer try to talk things out with me. Did it have to go just like that? Without saying anything? Without a word of warning? My heart is broken.
I am filled with regret.
Anyway so right, i was saying ashes is damn funny. I was talking to him on FB chat or wtv cos i am using my brother's Mac and Adium is a motherfucker.
So anyway he was telling me he's in a relationship with Boy1 and he's all like, it's quite low profile lah.
So im like. FREAKING excited all. then i ask him if i can tell justine.
and hes like. Yeah about that, it's so low profile that Boy1 himself doesn't know. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cheebs.
Anyway so yeah this is just to let you guys know that i will be MIA for awhile till my computer's heartbeat gets restored
and also check back here sometime soon because i am going to tell the world my much anticipated results. Prep yourself guys. It's mind boggling.
Anyway updates on life.
Today rach and i sat in aaron's classroom sanitizing our hands with her hand sanitizer.
Later on in the day during lit i attempted to see what my lit teacher always looks at when she teachers (she just stares at the back towards the top)
I was absolutely bewildered and i have not found out what the she is looking at. But that will be my new mission in school. So yeah, i was looking at the back and motioning to Alex and Nadia like : guys, what the fuck is she looking at.
And then she shouts. NADIA ALEX! PAY ATTENTION! SARAH! YOU TOO!
i always kenna. really. its all nadia and alex's fault cos they were giggling.
Twinkle sat beside me filing her stuff.
During lit, fabian and i also used some oil blotters to rid of excess oil from our faces. I found out he got an A for chinese. Btw guys, Rachel LIED. her father is not from china. but she is a LIAR.
shake me. 10:55 PM.
Monday Night with Rachel on MSN talking about results:
✯we can ride the boogie. says:
ok
55
Trezelle says:
try harder Sarah
✯we can ride the boogie. says:
65
Trezelle says:
try EVEN harder sarah
55 is quite near if u put a line followed by a 2 below it
✯we can ride the boogie. says:
22.5?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Trezelle says:
i said near Sarah
I got 27 la
hahahahahahaha
✯we can ride the boogie. says:
rachel. you should try harder.
Btw, although i laugh at rachel, i cant say im going to do much better. I'm sorry i let you down guys. But to save herself, rachel got a B for chinese. And guess what guys, rachel's dad is from China. Fun Fact of the day. Anyway i think its fucking hilarious when people get below 30/100 for any tests. hahahahahahahahahahaha. (not looking down on them, btw. just laughing. HAHAHAHA laughing WITH them)
I'm really sad that Jussy is my cousin sometimes. Because i have to tell her whatever secrets i have. It's an unsaid cousin pact. But unfortunately for me, she can't keep secrets for nuts. The previous time i told her not to tell anyone. And within 2 minutes she accidentally told another 3 people. And this time, i told her another secret, and she asked me about it (well, in a discreet way lah, somewhat) during CHINESE LECTURE when i was seated about 3 rows in front of her.
So for those of yall who don't have unsaid cousin pacts with justine, dont tell her anything.
Oh and i also think it was unfair of me to ask why someone #2 (From my previous posts) doesn't like me when i "didnt even do anything to her" because i have a few people who i dont like even though the "Didnt do anything to me" so yah.
Labels: jussy, rachel
shake me. 10:14 PM.
Hi friends!
Heres what happened in the weekend.
Saturday:
Met my PW group at 1pm at City Hall. We went to BK where we stayed for about 2 hours and did the draft for our video, which reminds me that i have to type it out. I ate a mushroom swiss burger while JJ decided to buy one fries and one onion rings and a coke. Which somehow amounted to $8. But what can i say, rich kid= rich kid. While at the queue he turned to me and was like. Guess what i want. It's rubbery and circular in shape. And i was like... idk.......... apple pie? cookie? HAHAHA. and he was like No. Abalone.
Later on R called and asked if i wanted to watch A Haunting In Connecticut. Hmm.. how about no. but i went anyway because i am stupid. and then i covered my face and held rachel's hand the entire time. I was entirely freaked out when the guy beside me left. He's those kind of loners who come to movies by themselves and all. So i thought maybe he was going to get a murder weapon and come back to kill me. Then he never came back so i thought maybe hes waiting outside. But in the end he went to pee and came back and sat in the front row. Ha..............................Ha.
Anyway after that we took a bus to plaza sing to meet the other 7 people. Hahahahah. we bought sushi, paper cups and drinks. Then we followed Jussy to the tunnel next to Park Mall near fort canning. Justine's idea. We all thought it was fail-proof because the tunnel was... a tunnel and thus had shelter. Unfortunately it started raining and the tunnel was slanted so rain came flooding in just as we had finished pouring the drinks. Nice.
So everyone got grumpy and justine shouted. EH. WHO DECIDED TO COME HERE ONE AH.
knn.
But it was funny. The boys decided to burn ants. and justine and marcus were trying to dance tectonic (?) style.
Gerard and i had a lovely conversation that went something like this.
g: eh you got bf ah
me: ya.
g: EH FUCK, NO. SERIOUSLY?
me: aye.... what the fuck? you dont know??
g: EH FUCK LA DONT BLUFF.
me: ........................ ok i show you picture.
g: eh now you gonna just show me picture of your brother lah
me: ok i show you pic of my brother then i show you my bf ok?
g: OMG. REALLY HAVE AH. WHY NO ONE ELSE KNOW.
me: eh hello everyone knows alrdy la.
Another retarded conversation between the two of us
g: hows your mid yr results? all fail ah.
me: eh fuck off ah. i am damn smart one ok.
g: you are damn smart ah?
me: knnccb why you so pessimistic ah?
And yet another one.
g: eh why you never shop
me: eh wtf ah
g: like... do you go shopping? during the weekdays you never shop ah.
me: ..
and while the girls were at dorothy perkins,
(on the phone with Gerard)
g: OI.
me: eh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whats up. we're at DP
g: I KNOW LAH. FUCK. CAN YOU ALL COME OUT.
ahahahahhahahaha
Anyway after the rain subsided (cos we we were trapped in the tunnel)
We went to Park Mall for a couple of lift rides.
All 11 of us stood in the lift and we went up to the 10th floor and down to the first floor about 3 times.
It was quite fun. Then someone suggested just sitting down and drinking in the lift. HAHAHAH.
But later on we went back to plaza sing in search for a place to drink. I took the 7up from marcus and then the boys were all laughing. so i thought they spit in it. but in the end they were all just laughing because apparently marcus had been trying to get the other boys to carry it the past 15 minutes. so now i was carrying it. so i was like eh. man up guys. but none of them wanted to take it. so i had to chase them and then marcus, nigel and kbear ran to the freaking toilet. so i walked back. and aaron was there. and i asked him to carry it and hes like. NO. HAHAHAHA. and i was like eh dont like that, i give you a hug. and then after awhile he decided to be a man (listen and learn, boys)
Anyway, after that we walked over to the cathay and then walked towards hotel rendezvous. By then, i was tired and sticky and my hair was HEN GROSS ttm. so my parents had just finished their dinner at Jumbo and they could come pick me so i decided to leave.
And then the rest of them proceeded to SMU to play games. HAHAHA. i heard it was alot of fun.
Saeful: eh why my jacket suddenly so tight. HAHAHAHA
The Girls
rachel, elaine, jud, me, boo
Before rain
During rain
E and R so cute
(btw guys, i havent thought of a name for yall.)
the Martins
marcus, saeful, gerard, eugene, aaron, kieran, nigel
but you cant really see them. HAHAHAHAH but so cute right the way they stood
This was while the girls fled to Dorothy Perkins
Square watermelon that is $199, wtf?
Sunday:
Woke up at 7.30am to go to church. I was so tired and restless the entire time. I have decided to never again go for the 8.30 service unless absolutely necessary and just stick to the youth svc.
Ran errands till about 2.30pm. I came home and did a quick clean of my hamsters cage. Their shit has become fucking big, seriously. but they are still cute nonetheless. EVERYONE HAS FLAWS. dont judge. HAHAHAHAHA.
Went with korkor to westmall to take his IC pic or some shit for the interview today. Hes fucking irritating. hahahahaha. he made me go so that i could wait in the car so he didnt need to park. then when we reached westmall he wanted to park. and i was like. aye. then i come for what siah. and he was like moral support! cheebs. but in the end he didnt park. hahaha.
Then when i got home it was already like 4pm. So i did WR until 6pm. Then joshybaby came to pick me up. We had a really nice time. (fuck off justine) HAHAHAH. and in the car i told him that hes damn impatient with me. Cos like if i try to do something and i do it wrongly he will sigh and everything. HAHAHA. damn bad to me. but he promised hes gonna be more patient from now on. And on the way back home, he went by the longer way so we could spend more time. ahahah so cute.
anyway justine has been really bitchy.
J: omg hes so cute hes co cute. hes so rich.
me:...................................... are you stupid. hes damn ugly lah
J: what????? you dont think he's cu- oh. wait. you think joshua's cute. Nevermind.
-she then continues to laugh-
Enough ah jussy. on more time during my wedding you can sit on the floor. NO YOU SIT WITH JIAJIA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway val im really sorry i ditched you please dont be angry wiv me. you know you're my favourite.
Labels: elaine, judith, jussy, rachel, saeful, val
shake me. 8:28 PM.
Hi. so yall know i've been asking people to do my survey for PW. and i was very... surprised by all the retarded answers (i dont know whether it was given by my friends or the friends of my other pw groupmates but either way its fucking funny)
In response to "what was your immediate reaction to mas selamat's escape":
- I BET ITS A LIE!
- o shit son! dat nigga is gangsta as shit yo!- i bet this is desmond
- i was like ohhh
- find him for the prize money
- Was pretty excited because my school (SJI) has tons of policemen and all
- lucky not near our sch
- time for revolution against the PAP
- okay....
- Haha our police sux
- Need to start bringing a kitchen knife out
- jail lousy
In response to "what is your opinion of safe rooms in the zoo"
*Safe rooms refer to rooms specially built for an emergency such as a lion escaping from its enclosure, to ensure the visitors of the zoo are safe. In the event of a lion escaping, as the zoo is so big, it will be difficult for all zoo visitors to evacuate the zoo quickly. Hence Safe Rooms will serve as a temporary area where visitors can be safe. There will be an estimate of five safe rooms in the zoo at different locations. These rooms will act as a rest area when not used. It will be a cosy air conditioned, area that will screen documentaries on animals and emergency videos. Two out of the five Safe Rooms will have a second storey which will be used an observatory tower for visitors to have a better look at the Singapore Zoo and take pictures.
- if it is a safe room meant to protect people, why must they make it as though it is another attraction place?(such as the observatory tower)
- WASTE MY TIME
- let lion eat u only
- it keeps dangerous animals from attacking
- the 2nd storey thing is not necessary. unless its like some watch tower. tourist would be in too much a shock to not want to take pictures. lol..
Ok. the rest of the answers were relevant and helpful. like they asked about cost, whether it can accomodate,etcetc.
and im assuming that those who asked why must make it an attraction didnt read that the safe room can double as an observatory tower when there isnt an emergency. Because it would be pointless to spend so much on building the safe room and then have it sit there like a useless piece of concrete unless there is an emergency. which would probably be like what, once in 20 years maybe? so with the observatory tower and all at least people can make use of it. Makes sense? thats how we're going to put our point across anyway.
but really, the survey responses damn funny right!!! "jail lousy" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA so cute. hahaha and thanks to everyone who did the survey. really appreciate it. if you need me to do your pw surveys just msn me. i like doing surveys. HAHAHA. ok night!
shake me. 12:52 AM.
Hi. If you are a loyal follower of my blog, you will remember the MOTHERFUCKER who added me on fb and then continued to add my brother and my friend. and both of them came to me and was like eh why your friend anyhow add me ah.
So Here's the story again if you cant remember. Her name is Phoebe. she added me, and our mutual friends are like alot of crescentians. so i assumed shes from cgs too and i just accepted her. and she didnt have an FB picture then so i messaged her and i was like hi who are you? and shes like "Phoebe". (machiam like i cannot fucking read like that) anyway that was like a few months later? and then im like oh i dont know a phoebe, did you add the wrong sarah?
then she said this: "err, i think u were the one who added me first, cos i dun exactly go to facebook often, so it's quite impossible that i actually added u."
and i was like oh ok... nvm. then after that a few weeks later my bro and friend asked why she added them so i asked her why she added them. and shes like
"right. how exactly am i supposed to explain to you who i am? go check my profile if you're really curious, and if you seriously don't like being added by new people online, why even join this community? stop pestering me about who i am, cos it's obvious that it doesn't sound logical to ask this question. AND, if your friends are uncomfortable with me adding them, why didnt they reject me or send me a message or something? surely they know that facebook is a community where you meet NEW people?
stop being nosey and act like you're their mother when YOU yourself cant even manage making new friends. if you get irritated of these things whatsoever,
DON'T even join FB at all. stick with your old friends(if you have any) and stay away from strangers, cuz you don't know if they'll eat you."
Seriously, everything she said above is so stupid i dont even know where to start. hahahaha. but my bro did reject her and my friend just accepted cos hes retarded. HAHAHA. but omg? wtf? fb is for you to meet new people so dont join fb? WHAT THE FUCK. motherfucking hell still dare ask me to stick to my old friends IF I HAVE ANY. WHO IS THE ONE ADDING ALL MY FRIENDS PLEASE.
so anyway today i was looking around in fb. and i found out SHE IS STILL IN MY FRIENDS LIST. wtf. and im quite sure shes from crescent. and she has a picture now. and she also conveniently added FOUR MORE OF MY FRIENDS, HELLO.
nice. so anyway she had a link to her blog. and her most recent post is how she was "accidentally" put something from a shop into her bag and got caught for shop lifting. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. ok. and the shop keeper demanded she pay back 5 times the price or they'd call the police. so this guy friend she was with was very angry and THREW FIFTY BUCKS ON THE FLOOR
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
shake me. 12:24 AM.
On the day of the Chinese Oral, Judjud said to me, "My philosophy in life is- Fake it to make it"
I used to have a philosophy. it was a fucking awesome one that i told myself to never forget. But then i forgot it.It's like those times when you take something important and say to yourself that you HAVE TO KEEP IT PROPERLY and so you keep it in a "special location" that you will never forget.
And in the end, you forget the special location because it is not placed in the places that you will usually keep the stuff in. So basically you shoot yourself.
Anyway, i will take the next few months/years to try to remember it. But for now, my philosophy would be: Be happy.
hahaha, maybe that was my original philosophy. then i'd be living life trying to find what i already have. But isnt that what we all do anyway. I think being happy is like the ultimate key in life. Because you live for yourself and nothing else matters. And being happy is fun.
These few days i have been constantly reminded, via friends, family, oprahwinfrey, newspapers
That you should be paid to do something that makes you happy. So i have to find out what makes me happy. For now, it's taking pictures. I've always wanted to be a photographer, although i may not have much practice (i usually take garbage shots with friends), no skills (i've never taken any courses cept' for the ones with Jussy and Vallo when we were about 10.), no experience. And to makes things better, no one believes in me.HAHAHAH.
But i don't think i need people to believe in me for now. I have to believe in myself, sort myself out and chase my dreams. You guys should too. That includes you twinkle, although i laugh at you when we were in sec 2 and you told me you wanted to be an air stewardess. then in sec 4 when you told me you wanted to be a chef. then in JC1 (which is now) when you told everyone you wanted to be a zoo keeper. I believe in you. (eeeheheheheheh.)
But its okay, we all have strange aspirations. I grew up always wanting to be the person who drives the garage truck. (i swear to God i was serious, until i found out usually uhm. the not so skilled people do that job. my mum still laughs and brings it up whenever anyone talks about Jobs)
But i always wanted to be either an actress, fashion designer, model, photographer, singer.
So here's how i eventually ended up with photographer:
- Actress: After i grew up, i realised remembering huge chunks of lines gave me panick attacks.
- Fashion designer: I can't draw for shit and the school fees are expensive and its hard to make it big in singapore
- Model: I found out models have to actually be skinny.
- Singer: Found out i cant sing
So yeah. I'm definitely not going to get a desk job. Because im loud and noisy and sitting down for 8 hours a day will make me cranky.
Anyway, recently someone told me another someone in school (who i've met twice, talked to once- just a hi bye kinda thing) doesn't like me.
ahahhahaha. I am quite affected by this. the Someone #1 told me to CHILL SARAH, GET OVER IT. hahahaha im sure alot of people don't like me cos like. im loud and noisy and i laugh alot (which is probably irritating to some people who dont get to enjoy life as much as i do) and i tend to tell people straight to their face some stuff but those people usually just talk behind my backs and i dont know they dont like me. HAHAHAHA so knowing that someone doesnt like me is annoying. Somemore i am neutral with the person. I mean, if i dont like the person and the person doesnt like me i guess its more or less ok. but like i didnt even do anything to someone #2 so it's not fair. you know? HAHAH. that person hates both justine and i. which is funny. HAHAHAHAH You are the next Justines & Sarah.
Anyway.................................................................................................... i like my friends alot. hahahahahahahah (totally random). But really i do. i like my class, i like my dance friends, i like my no category friends (Elaine and Rachel whom i love more everyday. hi friends. HAHAHAHA) i like church friends i like neighbour friends i like primary school friends, i like secondary school friends. hahaha but life is filled with drama and so it gets in the way of friendship. And then there's the boy friend. HAHAHAHAH. He sees the best and worst of me, really. I'm glad our relationship is open and that we're very very close.I also find it very interesting that we are both so different (BTW FRIENDS, when i am 21 josh will be 30. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, i just find that so amusing)
Anyway, everyone always gets up in my ass about how he is always busy. etc etc etc. and they assume it's always his fault. so poor thing. Last night he called me at 10pm when his work ended and asked if he should come now cos he wanted to see me. i responded with a "eh you think this is nightclub is it? fuck off"
HAHAHA. no, just joking friends. i told him that it's quite late and he sounded tired so he shouldnt come. and then he said are you sure? because im fine and i'd love to see you and come spend time with you. but i know your mum might not be happy that i come so late... so you just let me know?
so you see, hes so cute. HAHAHHA. but yeah in the end i told him that he should go home and then we'll talk on the phone. so we talked and it was very nice. i usually dont like talking on the phone, i know SHOCKINGGG. but yeah i dont. he doesnt either. anyway the chalet topic came up again... because i was just asking him about how he really feels. and he told me he was really hurt and he cried the night after Confession Night. I was so upset by this. sigh. so poor thing. but i have to get my shit together and never do this again. btw, i think people who cheat are absolutely disgusting. which is probably why two weeks after the incident i was feeling so numb and awkward and possibly depressed (seriously. hahaha i had all the symptoms)
and i think that even though josh has forgived me i cant forgive myself. or at least not yet. i dont know... oh well.
Anyway, tomorrow i'm meeting my PW groupmates to go through the video and our WR. Then at night i am meeting the non categorised friends for some fun (not) in the sun. aha! Justine promises to not sleep. (inside joke, sort of. hahahahahahahaha and i promise i will stay an arms length away from the boys.) Have a great weekend friends.
shake me. 9:38 PM.
HI FRIENDS, PLEASE HELP ME DO THIS PW SURVEY THANKS.
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=Aj4shkI4SEtXvoiz_2fcQanQ_3d_3d
shake me. 11:14 PM.
Hi guys. On the Phone with Pris now. She's my PW groupmate. I would die without her.
She just put down, accidentally (i guess) but we're just gonna talk on MSN since we are sorta done talking about EOM.
EOM is a POS (piece of shit) btw.
School today was a faggot.
I was so tired. the past few days i have been sleeping at 2am and yesterday was the first night i slept at around 11 plus and i was EVEN MORE TIRED THAN EVER in the morning. and i've been having a headache since tuesday, its like on and off.
I think my school might have its first h1n1 case. boo came to me very excitedly telling me the news. and so the teachers are all saying we might have a week long break. (Dear God, Please. Amen)
the geog teacher is the cutest piece of ass, seriously. HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE? :):)
(please note that joshybaby is #1. so excluding him.)
Ok. i missed joshuas calls gonna call him back now. btw, ytd my fam went to see jake. he is the cutest thing. (other than quinn)
shake me. 9:24 PM.
Hi guys. For Youth Day yesterday i stayed home and moped around till about 3pm when i bathed and took the bus down to meet Joshybaby.
It was nice because we talked things out, held hands, kissed, etc, etc. The usual, but it was so simple yet so........indescribable? Hee... I don't know. But things were different, in a good kind of way. And i was left a very happy girl. He also bought some cereal biscuit from Bengawan place for my family. ahahah. so cute.
Later on, He went for a smoke and i played with the kitty nearby.
Then at around 8 plus we went home. In the car, we listened to the type of songs i liked (R&B) :)
He seemed to really like the tshirt i got for him from the expo sale. HAHAHA. so cute sigh.
Anyway, i went home still delirious and at about ten at night when i was about to embark on the amazing adventure of playing taiti on
http://viwawa.com, JJ is all.
"your register number for tomorrow is XXXXXXX"
and im like. WHAT THE FUCK? CHINESE ORAL IS TOMORROW? MOTHER FUCKING HELL. NO. IT IS ON WEDNESDAY. OH MY GOD. KNNCCB. OH MY GOD. O.M.G. NO.
and when i was done freaking out it sank in. sigh.
my A Level Chinese Oral, the last oral i will ever have to take and i only have like... a few hours to prepare. Not Cool.
Which brings me to my point about Procrastination.
It is the devil guys (Just like cheesecake and chocolate fudge brownies and mudpies)
So like, i had friday afternoon, saturday, sunday and monday to prepare for the oral exam which i thought was on wednesday.
But since it was on Wednesday i decided that i would only start thinking about it and preparing for it on Tuesday because i "didn't feel like it"
Which in the end caused me to stab myself in the foot. I guess i can't really blame anyone, although i did blame it on the teacher who didnt read out our class when announcing who had chinese oral on tuesday. I always shift the blame. i'm a shifter. You can call me the Blame Shifter.
So yeah, i finally read the chinese booklet thingy on oral preparation, felt abit better, talked to Puki on the webcam again until 2am, went to bed.
ahahahah. i fuck myself, really.
So today was the day of my oral.
I was scared shitless.
No. not true. in fact, i was tired, hungry, needed to shit, needed to pee, having a headache. Not cute.
But yeah, whatever. it was pretty bad. i was all in my freakout mode. i have a phobia of orals (ttly serious)
yeah. but that god its over.
i think God is funny, really. he probably knows i will freak out so he decides to let me know damn last minute. Like dance trials. If i had known i was gonna go for dance trials like a week before the trials or sth i would have thought about it alot and freaked myself out. tsk. Saeful just told me he got a U for h1 math. (hahahahaha)
Oh and during recess, we sat at the round table with the Chinese Drama Team (volleyball)
HAHAHA. just playing around guys. it's always better to be good in chinese than to suck in chinese and not even understand what the oral examiner is asking, right?
and chin seng is really damn cute. he always helps me with my chinese. he helps everyone lah. ahahaha. IG26 fo lyf.
and they are nice lah. not like bitchy or anything like a certain someone (ahahahah, not me!)
ok so twinkle came and she opened up about her life and it was good, entertaining, funnyashell, etc,etc. she also does not know what "tu shu guan" is (chinese for library) but she understands the word surrogate in chinese. wtf?
Oh wellzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. anyway perry said my blog is damn funny and that everyone should read it. thanks perry, you're my favourite boy. NOTTTTT. sorry thats for josh. i think we can still be friends though... idk? what do you think.
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO.
oh and i was really really happy to see booboo today (hi booboo!) but she worries me lah that one. btw where is my nail polish. hahahaha
Ok, love you guys. Hope you had a better day than i did.
Oh and i just remembered a damn funny quote from a church near Mustafa.
"HELL IS HOPELESSNESS"
i love when churches display banners with such depth.
shake me. 9:36 PM.