So today i was going to the gym when the security guard is all like,
sarah im so sad... my favourite
michael jackson died. and i get into a shouting match with her, going like. STOP SHITTING ME, I AM SURE. and then
im all like, can you stop lying. and shes like. i swear on baby
jesus.
so i go to the gym and i watch on channel news
asia that he has died and
farrah fawcett died too and
im like, wow.................. i cant wait to go home and read the gossip blogs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
so like. here are some of the reactions.
me: get ready for the movie guys
justine 's reaction to me being sad he died: why
yall had plans during the weekend?
dad: so sad
korkor:
wahlau eh
michael...
korkor stuart: for fucks sake, hes dead not his music you
dont have to put his songs on repeat. they will still be there tomorrow, i promise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAi think its hilarious everyone is commenting : you will be greatly missed
michael.
hehehehee.
i got a message from
nicholas (primary school friend) hes like. GO TO -
INSERTWEBSITEHERE- TO TAKE
APOLL AND EXTEND MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIFE, THIS IS URGENT.
i swear to god
nic is a
spaztard.
its like polling about the extension of holidays (very disappointed about that one, guys. should look into it.)
justines all ready to slut it up a
notch in order to get the health guy to extend the holidays. i realised today i have 2 more days to study (
fuckknnccbwtfbbq)
i went for lunch with josh today. damn excited to tell him
mj died. then hes like oh my dad
alrdy told me and
im like
DAYUM. fuck, uncle
joshua more updated than i am. the way
joshys dad told him was damn funny. josh said he went up to him
machiam like going to tell him big secret and was like. eh boy, you know ah...
michael jackson died.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAA so cute please, my future father in law.
and
joshy is down there going like
omg i wonder if they will open up
neverlands or whatever as a tourist attraction.
anyway he was very bad to me. i was damn excited when i was about to tell him about the good food i had last night. so i suddenly remembered the good food and i was like
OMG YOU KNOW WHAT? and hes like
OMG WHAT in a
omgimdamnexcitedlikefuckNOT way. damn bad, damn bad.
shake me. 3:21 PM.