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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Hi guys.
I've been sad lately because everyone says im a bimbo/look like a bimbo.
Guys... enough. I am intelligent. Abit slow sometimes, but i am intelligent.
Sunday Night was spent with Cheeseballs. From 9pm-12am.
I plucked her eyebrows. she wanted "VERY THIN WITH ARCH"
i said. Ok. If i screw up, we'll just shave it all off. Alright? Alright.
And so the plucking began. She asked me why i was taking so long. i apologised because i understand it is very hard work for her to be lying on the bed while i KNELT BESIDE PLUCKING TEN THOUSAND STRANDS OF HAIR.
The final outcome was lovely. :) but her stupid hair hid it from the world so i was like...........................
anyway later on she helped me paint my nails French Manicure Style.
she sucked balls seriously. and then blamed it on my nails. she was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
That's just plain mean cheeseballs. when have i ever insulted you like that? Those are MY NAILS, btw.
While waiting for the Fail nails to dry i read Failblog.org. best shit in the world i nearly died laughing. It was so funny. OMGAHSXZ.
Extract from http://failblog.org
Later on i watched cheeseballs play Sims 3 (so tempting...) and make her sims Try For A Baby.
HAHAHAHA.
anyway the following day, twinkle came over to study. We nearly died completing our Conic Sections and Graphing Techniques Tutorials.
Then she went over to :)'s place while i went for physiotherapy which was Snores.
i was on the crosstrainer while beside me there was this dude also on the cross trainer. he looked like he was about to die (he did about 3 minutes) and i was there beside him and i think i looked damn happy or something (cos i was bouncing). But he looked at me with like a death stare like i was Miss Barbie and everything is pink and made out of flowers, like super annoyed that i was not dying like him. haha. i felt kinda bad...
anyway last night i painted my nails pink. i know i just said im not a bimbo. but anyway this is like the first time ever my nails are pink. its a damn funny pink. like not hot pink and not baby pink. just pink. (i didnt buy it btw. it was given. to my mum) HAHAHA.
and josh came over yesterday. oh yeah guess what GUYXZXZZZ. joshy's dad bought him a new car. HAHAHA. yay! it's a honda. honda city i think. so goodbye to Pew-Geot. (his peugeot)
(haha joshy just called :D:D:D:D:D:D)
im really excited. because like. its black. and finally it has four doors. and its a normal sized car. Apparently his friends were laughing at him cos the honda is not a cool car or something and my mum was like "YOU'RE A FAMILY MAN NOW." HAHAHAHAHA. and then she was like wow! now we have two black hondas in the family. nice. group hug guys.
so anyway... i found out yesterday the army people might make josh go to taiwan next year. Bitchez. I proceeded to make a thousand excuses to try and help josh get out of it.
"Can you tell them you're sick?"
"How about... you dont feel like it?"
"Ok... then just tell them your girlfriend said No."
"uhm... Ok you ask them to call me."
HAHAHAHAH.
i think josh thinks im retarded. yesterday he was like
"Do you know why i like to hug you?"
and i replied with a "Cos im fat"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Apparently, that was the wrong answer.
anyway right, i realised my friends/family dont care about my happiness.
all that matters is how he looks. so everyone is asking me to dump josh.
guys, give it a break. i think josh is the cutest person in the world. hehehehehehehe. he also has a car. ok jokes. HAHAHAHAH. okay peace out. gotta complete Elasticity today. only another 14 pages. I've only done with 3 omg. O.M.G. ok bye
I've been sad lately because everyone says im a bimbo/look like a bimbo.
Guys... enough. I am intelligent. Abit slow sometimes, but i am intelligent.
Sunday Night was spent with Cheeseballs. From 9pm-12am.
I plucked her eyebrows. she wanted "VERY THIN WITH ARCH"
i said. Ok. If i screw up, we'll just shave it all off. Alright? Alright.
And so the plucking began. She asked me why i was taking so long. i apologised because i understand it is very hard work for her to be lying on the bed while i KNELT BESIDE PLUCKING TEN THOUSAND STRANDS OF HAIR.
The final outcome was lovely. :) but her stupid hair hid it from the world so i was like...........................
anyway later on she helped me paint my nails French Manicure Style.
she sucked balls seriously. and then blamed it on my nails. she was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
That's just plain mean cheeseballs. when have i ever insulted you like that? Those are MY NAILS, btw.
While waiting for the Fail nails to dry i read Failblog.org. best shit in the world i nearly died laughing. It was so funny. OMGAHSXZ.
Extract from http://failblog.org
Later on i watched cheeseballs play Sims 3 (so tempting...) and make her sims Try For A Baby.
HAHAHAHA.
anyway the following day, twinkle came over to study. We nearly died completing our Conic Sections and Graphing Techniques Tutorials.
Then she went over to :)'s place while i went for physiotherapy which was Snores.
i was on the crosstrainer while beside me there was this dude also on the cross trainer. he looked like he was about to die (he did about 3 minutes) and i was there beside him and i think i looked damn happy or something (cos i was bouncing). But he looked at me with like a death stare like i was Miss Barbie and everything is pink and made out of flowers, like super annoyed that i was not dying like him. haha. i felt kinda bad...
anyway last night i painted my nails pink. i know i just said im not a bimbo. but anyway this is like the first time ever my nails are pink. its a damn funny pink. like not hot pink and not baby pink. just pink. (i didnt buy it btw. it was given. to my mum) HAHAHA.
and josh came over yesterday. oh yeah guess what GUYXZXZZZ. joshy's dad bought him a new car. HAHAHA. yay! it's a honda. honda city i think. so goodbye to Pew-Geot. (his peugeot)
(haha joshy just called :D:D:D:D:D:D)
im really excited. because like. its black. and finally it has four doors. and its a normal sized car. Apparently his friends were laughing at him cos the honda is not a cool car or something and my mum was like "YOU'RE A FAMILY MAN NOW." HAHAHAHAHA. and then she was like wow! now we have two black hondas in the family. nice. group hug guys.
so anyway... i found out yesterday the army people might make josh go to taiwan next year. Bitchez. I proceeded to make a thousand excuses to try and help josh get out of it.
"Can you tell them you're sick?"
"How about... you dont feel like it?"
"Ok... then just tell them your girlfriend said No."
"uhm... Ok you ask them to call me."
HAHAHAHAH.
i think josh thinks im retarded. yesterday he was like
"Do you know why i like to hug you?"
and i replied with a "Cos im fat"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Apparently, that was the wrong answer.
anyway right, i realised my friends/family dont care about my happiness.
all that matters is how he looks. so everyone is asking me to dump josh.
guys, give it a break. i think josh is the cutest person in the world. hehehehehehehe. he also has a car. ok jokes. HAHAHAHAH. okay peace out. gotta complete Elasticity today. only another 14 pages. I've only done with 3 omg. O.M.G. ok bye
shake me. 4:14 PM.
