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Saturday, June 13, 2009
Hi guys (for the third time today! wow!)
So like, i wanted to wait till i get the pictures and then blog about the Mad Night @ Hard Rock Cafe, but no. i will blog about it now.
So on thursday i went to the clubhouse to study. I think i managed to clock in about 3 hours of studying. In that 3 hours, i manage to cover more than what i had covered the past week and a half. i know right, what. the fuck.
After that i went up to bathe and the moment i stepped out of the toilet my mum called with fantastic news. The washing machine is coming today instead of tomorrow!
WOW GREAT FANTASTIC. i know you guys are probably wondering like, wth sarah. how does that concern you? but see guys, we had to move the shitload of shit in the backyard so the new machine can go in. the amount of fucking dust in the backyard was unbelievable. i had the amazing task of SWEEPING THE MOTHERFUCKING DUSTBALLS. i swear they were bigger than fattypoo & mofo. i also spotted a dead baby lizard. Nice.
So of course i was quite unhappy, since i had just bathed. but i went to shower again after that.
(Sidetrack: Lady gaga is in singapore AS WE SPEAK. i mean, if that is not the coolest shit in the world. i dont know what is. okay i know. katy perry in singapore! and me! :) i know where shes going to be tomorrow morning. tempting, to be a stalker and wait for her like a retard. But i know, i just know my brother is going to ask me to "fuck off lah you're damn spastic you know". speaking of my brother being a jackass to me. last night we watched Inside Man. best show ever. okay maybe not. the ending was wtfbbq? i didnt even know it ended until my brother was like so what happened and i was like..huh. end already? what the hell! yeah and then so he was bathing and shit, getting ready to go out and i watched the ending. and i didnt understand. and half an hour later as i was in bed thinking about the movie i finally understood the ending. so i messaged him and said. AHA! I GOT IT! and he came into the room and said "you're damn lame" and then TODAY. HE WATCHED THE ENDING. AND HE CAME IN with a stupid smile on his face and hes all like "heh...so... whats the ending ah?" retard)
Yeah then after bathing i went to Chubi's Mansion. then booboo came and we ate durians. and then we sat beside the pool and nehneh came to talk to us. it was freaking funny. she's like... senile and all. so we just sat there talking shit to her.
(please note that its all in chinese)
J: sarah is a maid.
J: Emma is sarah's kid
Me: Justine and i are married.
me: justine's a boy. look at her hair.
me: See, she has no tits.
Nehneh then proceeds to touch MY tits.
and im all like Yes, i have tits.
then she touches justine's hand and strokes it up to her arm pit.
justine gave her the HEY-Man-What-The-Fuck-Was-That look and recoils in anger.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
damn comical. oh and then nehneh tells justine she's fat. NICE!!!!! hahahahaha
After that, justine, me, emma, vallo, kenboy and kuku( my aunt) pile into the car and we head to hard rock cafe.
At the entrance of hard rock cafe, there is a box with free badges and tattoos. so of course, vallo and emma grab about ten thousand, get scolded by kuku, put some of them back and then we go to our seats.HAHAHA
Vallo put the tattoos on her Left Cheek, Right Cheek and her Nose and her chest.
and her hands. two on her hand.
I tell my aunt to put one on her boob. shes like "you put lah, your boobs nicer"
and im like OK!
and shes like "HAHA, later your parents think im bad influence."
AND justine and i look at each other like HAHAHAHAHA.
and then i put the tattoo on my boob.
I decided that whenever i wear that dress i will put a tattoo. But not just any tattoo, it has to be a retarded one. J suggests Pikachu. Gotta catch'em all!
seriously the tattoos they give at hard rock cafe are freaking funny.
I had a cartoon hippo wearing a tutu skirt and the one on my boob was a yellow cartoon racoon. Not cool. But i made it happen, yo.
Uncle adrian came after we ordered our food. and i asked him if he wanted a tattoo, and he said. No thanks, i've got a real one already. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and then we pose with our tattoos.
We ate our food and waited for the band (Energy) to come. Kuku was waiting for that the whole night. they were pretty good. Oh and we also sang like a hundred and twenty three birthday songs. LETS WISH __ A HAPPY HARD ROCKING BIRTHDAY! i ignored them and ate my food but justine was like OI! WTF SARAH, SING LAH! I bet they were all fake. (because you get a free sundae if its your birthday)
Then the band was like "lets welcome the guys over here from sweeden (or sth)" and i was like "OVER HERE WE GOT SPOCK FROM HOLLYWOOD, BITCHEZZZZ"
I kept doing the funny sounds the girl in babymama did. i think its hilarious. ouou!
Later on uncle adrian drank this mint lime plus alcohol shit. i was like whutttttttttda hell is this.
I think we kept laughing, very loudly. according to emma, who was facing the rest of the people in the cafe, everyone was staring at us. But it was dark, so who gives a flying fuck.
We laughed our asses off at the "Space Astronaut" as uncle adrian calls him. I kept encouraging val to stand next to him and ask whats so interesting.
Me justine and val took ten thousand pictures (as usual)
we stood next to uncle adrian making shit faces while he smiled happily, unaware of what was going on. HAHAHAHAHA.
Emma and Kenboy seriously did not like the flash from the camera.
Later on emma was cold so she went out with kuku. Kuku ended up buying emma a $55 dolla jacket from hard rock cafe.
I was telling them kuku is damn nice, and if it were me i'd give emma ten bucks and tell her to take a cab home. ADIOS SISTAA!
oh and the girls all went to the toilet together. Kuku, from her cubicle, asked us to get emma a balloon. (emma is 11) and justine, from her cubicle, was like. Later she fly away. HAHAHAHAHA bitch.
Then she laughed like mad because kuku asked emma if she could zip the jacket (emma did not appreciate that one bit, booboo)
and then we all went home and slept. The bill was about $300 plus? madness. but i had a lovely time. hahahahhahahahahah. ADOPT ME.
ok and then the next day when we went to kidnap quinn, emma was being fucking irritating. i think shes always like that. val kept asking her to SHUT UP. hahahaha. and my other aunt (emmas mum) has mastered the skill of pretending to listen to her. hilarious.
so we were at the ice cream parlour getting some ice cream. we asked the lady what she recommended and she said cherry brandy. so i was like. ok, lets get that. and emmas like NOOOOOOooooOOOooooOOoOOoOoOOoOoooO. and im like... why. and shes like, i dont like alcohol. and im like... ............... it's ice cream. have you tried it? and she kept quiet (indicating a no) and then i was just like. so lets get it lah. and shes like NO I DONT WANT IT. damn spastic. we ended up getting strawberry shortcake. which is what they ate the last time. and we all hated it. but whatever, emma ate most of it anyway. HAHAHAA.
and by the way justine, i highly doubt that she knows you find her irritating too because she kept talking to you. HAHAHAHA. and i totally jacked her in her face ok. hahaha. anyway, i feel bad cos like. emma is really nice, but i think shes just in her HI-IM-FUCKING-IRRITATING phase.
i also read vallo's school diary. the kind teachers make us write for hell knows what reason. Here's snippets from it. Hilarious.
"I stripped naked and bared it all. Ok no i am just kidding. I joined the queue (cancel), queueue(cancel) 'Q'"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Who is the weirdest person you have ever met?
"I think weird people are so different from normal people"
"....But i think the weirdest person i have ever met is the doctor in House"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh well. ok i gotta study now.
So like, i wanted to wait till i get the pictures and then blog about the Mad Night @ Hard Rock Cafe, but no. i will blog about it now.
So on thursday i went to the clubhouse to study. I think i managed to clock in about 3 hours of studying. In that 3 hours, i manage to cover more than what i had covered the past week and a half. i know right, what. the fuck.
After that i went up to bathe and the moment i stepped out of the toilet my mum called with fantastic news. The washing machine is coming today instead of tomorrow!
WOW GREAT FANTASTIC. i know you guys are probably wondering like, wth sarah. how does that concern you? but see guys, we had to move the shitload of shit in the backyard so the new machine can go in. the amount of fucking dust in the backyard was unbelievable. i had the amazing task of SWEEPING THE MOTHERFUCKING DUSTBALLS. i swear they were bigger than fattypoo & mofo. i also spotted a dead baby lizard. Nice.
So of course i was quite unhappy, since i had just bathed. but i went to shower again after that.
(Sidetrack: Lady gaga is in singapore AS WE SPEAK. i mean, if that is not the coolest shit in the world. i dont know what is. okay i know. katy perry in singapore! and me! :) i know where shes going to be tomorrow morning. tempting, to be a stalker and wait for her like a retard. But i know, i just know my brother is going to ask me to "fuck off lah you're damn spastic you know". speaking of my brother being a jackass to me. last night we watched Inside Man. best show ever. okay maybe not. the ending was wtfbbq? i didnt even know it ended until my brother was like so what happened and i was like..huh. end already? what the hell! yeah and then so he was bathing and shit, getting ready to go out and i watched the ending. and i didnt understand. and half an hour later as i was in bed thinking about the movie i finally understood the ending. so i messaged him and said. AHA! I GOT IT! and he came into the room and said "you're damn lame" and then TODAY. HE WATCHED THE ENDING. AND HE CAME IN with a stupid smile on his face and hes all like "heh...so... whats the ending ah?" retard)
Yeah then after bathing i went to Chubi's Mansion. then booboo came and we ate durians. and then we sat beside the pool and nehneh came to talk to us. it was freaking funny. she's like... senile and all. so we just sat there talking shit to her.
(please note that its all in chinese)
J: sarah is a maid.
J: Emma is sarah's kid
Me: Justine and i are married.
me: justine's a boy. look at her hair.
me: See, she has no tits.
Nehneh then proceeds to touch MY tits.
and im all like Yes, i have tits.
then she touches justine's hand and strokes it up to her arm pit.
justine gave her the HEY-Man-What-The-Fuck-Was-That look and recoils in anger.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
damn comical. oh and then nehneh tells justine she's fat. NICE!!!!! hahahahaha
After that, justine, me, emma, vallo, kenboy and kuku( my aunt) pile into the car and we head to hard rock cafe.
At the entrance of hard rock cafe, there is a box with free badges and tattoos. so of course, vallo and emma grab about ten thousand, get scolded by kuku, put some of them back and then we go to our seats.HAHAHA
Vallo put the tattoos on her Left Cheek, Right Cheek and her Nose and her chest.
and her hands. two on her hand.
I tell my aunt to put one on her boob. shes like "you put lah, your boobs nicer"
and im like OK!
and shes like "HAHA, later your parents think im bad influence."
AND justine and i look at each other like HAHAHAHAHA.
and then i put the tattoo on my boob.
I decided that whenever i wear that dress i will put a tattoo. But not just any tattoo, it has to be a retarded one. J suggests Pikachu. Gotta catch'em all!
seriously the tattoos they give at hard rock cafe are freaking funny.
I had a cartoon hippo wearing a tutu skirt and the one on my boob was a yellow cartoon racoon. Not cool. But i made it happen, yo.
Uncle adrian came after we ordered our food. and i asked him if he wanted a tattoo, and he said. No thanks, i've got a real one already. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and then we pose with our tattoos.
We ate our food and waited for the band (Energy) to come. Kuku was waiting for that the whole night. they were pretty good. Oh and we also sang like a hundred and twenty three birthday songs. LETS WISH __ A HAPPY HARD ROCKING BIRTHDAY! i ignored them and ate my food but justine was like OI! WTF SARAH, SING LAH! I bet they were all fake. (because you get a free sundae if its your birthday)
Then the band was like "lets welcome the guys over here from sweeden (or sth)" and i was like "OVER HERE WE GOT SPOCK FROM HOLLYWOOD, BITCHEZZZZ"
I kept doing the funny sounds the girl in babymama did. i think its hilarious. ouou!
Later on uncle adrian drank this mint lime plus alcohol shit. i was like whutttttttttda hell is this.
I think we kept laughing, very loudly. according to emma, who was facing the rest of the people in the cafe, everyone was staring at us. But it was dark, so who gives a flying fuck.
We laughed our asses off at the "Space Astronaut" as uncle adrian calls him. I kept encouraging val to stand next to him and ask whats so interesting.
Me justine and val took ten thousand pictures (as usual)
we stood next to uncle adrian making shit faces while he smiled happily, unaware of what was going on. HAHAHAHAHA.
Emma and Kenboy seriously did not like the flash from the camera.
Later on emma was cold so she went out with kuku. Kuku ended up buying emma a $55 dolla jacket from hard rock cafe.
I was telling them kuku is damn nice, and if it were me i'd give emma ten bucks and tell her to take a cab home. ADIOS SISTAA!
oh and the girls all went to the toilet together. Kuku, from her cubicle, asked us to get emma a balloon. (emma is 11) and justine, from her cubicle, was like. Later she fly away. HAHAHAHAHA bitch.
Then she laughed like mad because kuku asked emma if she could zip the jacket (emma did not appreciate that one bit, booboo)
and then we all went home and slept. The bill was about $300 plus? madness. but i had a lovely time. hahahahhahahahahah. ADOPT ME.
ok and then the next day when we went to kidnap quinn, emma was being fucking irritating. i think shes always like that. val kept asking her to SHUT UP. hahahaha. and my other aunt (emmas mum) has mastered the skill of pretending to listen to her. hilarious.
so we were at the ice cream parlour getting some ice cream. we asked the lady what she recommended and she said cherry brandy. so i was like. ok, lets get that. and emmas like NOOOOOOooooOOOooooOOoOOoOoOOoOoooO. and im like... why. and shes like, i dont like alcohol. and im like... ............... it's ice cream. have you tried it? and she kept quiet (indicating a no) and then i was just like. so lets get it lah. and shes like NO I DONT WANT IT. damn spastic. we ended up getting strawberry shortcake. which is what they ate the last time. and we all hated it. but whatever, emma ate most of it anyway. HAHAHAA.
and by the way justine, i highly doubt that she knows you find her irritating too because she kept talking to you. HAHAHAHA. and i totally jacked her in her face ok. hahaha. anyway, i feel bad cos like. emma is really nice, but i think shes just in her HI-IM-FUCKING-IRRITATING phase.
i also read vallo's school diary. the kind teachers make us write for hell knows what reason. Here's snippets from it. Hilarious.
"I stripped naked and bared it all. Ok no i am just kidding. I joined the queue (cancel), queueue(cancel) 'Q'"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Who is the weirdest person you have ever met?
"I think weird people are so different from normal people"
"....But i think the weirdest person i have ever met is the doctor in House"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh well. ok i gotta study now.
shake me. 11:09 PM.
