Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Today was was my H2 Geography Paper.
I studied. I swear, i swear i swear, i studied. Very thoroughly for the majority of topics.
GUESS WHICH TOPICS CAME OUT. Not those that i "thoroughly studied for". Motherfucking hell.
Anyway.
Sarah= GG (as alex says)
Judith= win.

Judders didnt even come. Nice.

shake me. 9:53 PM.

Dear Charlie,

diz is for you. i miss you everyday.

shake me. 5:50 PM.

Monday, June 29, 2009

HI pengyoumen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It feels like forever since i last blogged when in fact it was like what, yesterday? Phew. Blogger has been being a bitch by not allowing me to come here and blog, idk why. im too pretty? dont know, maybe. just a thought.

Fyi been going apeshit lately. Last night saw a new era of Sarah's Mad Emotional Breakdowns. I fur-reaked out big time, dont know why. Maybe it was a mixture of the next day being the first day of exams, being scared about chinese a level oral, being scared about losing josh, being paranoid about everything, FUCK the female hormones.

But anyway, so i called josh and he calmed me down somewhat. I sent him a 4 page hate sms. i was tempted to just go IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU but i figured there wasnt much depth to that, idk? what do you think, friends? AHA.

and no, by the way josh did not do anything to me. like he didnt cheat (ahem) or like. abuse me or anything. i just freaked for nothing.
so today he rushed over after my exam to have lunch with me and spend time because he knows i am in a horribly unstable state. (ok was lah.) and it was really sweet of him. heheheheeheh.

and then just now i started going apeshit again because im really stressed because ih avent exactly studied, like... anything from human geog (see here's the retarded situation. i read through in the first week of june and thought i was fucking champion already then now i realised i DONT KNOW ANYTHING. HARLOW. so its start from scratch again.) so yah. then i messaged him and i was all. Hi i am stressed. and he is all Hi love take it easy dont freak out. HAHAHAHA.

growl. ok gotta go study now, i guess. i've pretty much decided im gonna go to bed at around 1 plus since i've got the whole of human geog. OMG. and some more not like my physical geog is damn steady already. ok SO. scary puhlease. Angels in heaven please guide me. Amen.

shake me. 9:19 PM.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Last night at around 1.11am, booboo called and we engaged in a delightful conversation about how she loves andrew (the prickshit), etcetcetc. and how she got jagged by andrew (fail..............)
Quite funny actually, how in denial she is. She knows she's being a tard when she talks to me but she just cant help it. I pray to god i am never in that position. But anyway. Val and i are gonna kick it up one notch and become the Cousins in Law from Hell. I kid you not, justine.
So like, we were talking and i was telling her how andrew's really an asshole and treats her like crap and i want to beat him up (For real.)
and then she goes. AYE. stop it ah, i stopped making jokes at joshua already.
and then im like, what the fuck? so you think you stop for an hour means you "Stopped making jokes" ah.
and then she continued making jokes at him again. hahahahahahaha.
then we laughed and laughed and i was telling her about Floppy and we talked about twins and Gerard Married and then i heard the beep from her phone and i kept talkin gbecause i was in the middle of a Story.

and then at the end when im done she's laughing (at the right time) but since i've known her for 16 years and 6 months or sth, i knew she stopped listening to me when the beep came in cos she was reading her message. because it was from andrew.
HAHAHAHAH. so i was like. oh so you think can just cheat me now. and then we laughed and laughed.
and then she was like... oh ok i am going to sleep now. and im like. OH LIE ONCE NOT ENOUGH AH. (she was going to call andrew). HAHAHAHA. and then we laughed some more.

i swear after the conversation i almost had an asthma attack from laughing, seriously. i was wheezing. hahahahahahahha.

gotta love her. i cant wait till school starts so i can see her everyday again. hahahaha. yay! okay anyway, today i read in the papers that 100 parents polled that they are confident about the measures to fight h1n1 in schools.
i am 99% sure that is one of the reasons why the health guy is not extending the holidays. thanks alot "Confident" parents.
Confirm when h1n1 starts spreading in schools everyone will take to the Forum and scold the minister.
confirm everyone will say something like this:
"We should have extended the holidays, it was ridiculous to begin school when the virus was spreading at such a fast pace"
PUHLEASE bitchez. learn to act earlier. really know, knnccb. what take poll all to say youre confident. cheebs. angry now. ok exam tomorrow bye.

shake me. 12:25 PM.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Does this make you laugh or what?

shake me. 11:32 PM.

hi,

i love you.
No,
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
so much it's crazy.

:)

shake me. 11:27 PM.

Friday, June 26, 2009

btw, i think i am going to start collecting lady gaga pictures. so if yall see any cut them out for me please. hehehehhe. oh and katy perry too.

shake me. 11:47 PM.

Helping puki with his facebook quiz.

danial. Twitter is a bitch. says:
am i indie kid,jock,or popular kid!
or average joe(:

✯baileys says:
youre a fuck.

danial. Twitter is a bitch. says:
wahlao

✯baileys says:
HAHAHAHAHH
that was a good one
high five.

danial. Twitter is a bitch. says:
-__-

oh btw I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT THE POST BELOW!!!
so like my mum asked me why dont i get married and my popo is like she says she has no money (she asked me sometime last year)
THEN MY MUM. SAID.
GET MARRIED AT THE VOID DECK LA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA, she was ttly serious.

shake me. 11:44 PM.

So like, last night while my parents and i were in the car, i told dad about mum telling me to get married. (my dad's the super over protective you're still my little baby type of father)
and then my dad just did his nervous laughter (which shows he doesnt find it amusing at all but he doesnt want to look like a serious retard so he just laughs)
and my mum's like. Ya what, then we don't need to worry about her anymore. She can go and party all she likes and joshy will have to deal with her.

and then again today during supper while we were at the dinner table, my mum looks at me and goes... so when are you getting married (again, she was serious) and my dad is like. YOU MAD AH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. it was the. funniest. thing. EVER.
btw my dad's not the kind who gets angry easily. so when he said that he wasnt angry but more like. shocked? definitely not angry thought.

I can totally imagine my dad's reaction if i were to tell him josh proposed to me. He would FREAK out and keep saying no. then he'd probably call josh and tell him to not be crazy and im too young bla bla. then he will scold my mother. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
cracks me up just thinking about it. sigh.

Anyway, i realised today how much i love my dad. and that i know alot of times i take him for granted. but with fathers' day having just passed by and all (i gave him a pair of boxers that said Worlds Greatest Dad damn funny. it was cheap but its the thought that counts) i really realised im one lucky girl for having a father who treats me like a princess, when all around the world there are so many irresponsible fathers who act like they are 5. Seriously, being a father is really an important task because without one your entire upbringing and childhood is so deeply affected. I remember when i first told my parents about joshua. of course they were upset times about a million trillion times. then a few days into trying to tell me joshua is a creep etc etc my dad came to me one night and said, "Is it because i wasnt a good enough father thats why you're with joshua? Because i read somewhere that when you're not a good father then your daughters will look at older men to help them feel better or something"
Of course at that time i just laughed at him and just said no. and he just went away.
But that really impacted me and i felt so, so bad. Because it's definitely not because that my father neglected me or something thats why i ended up with josh or whatever. My dad was always around when i was growing up and he always patted me to bed and told me stories of his childhood. So yeah... but it hurt me alot to think that he is killing himself thinking about what he did wrong. Even nowadays when he walks past the room and im on the computer or something he will be like... so anything to tell me? anything upsetting you? are you ok? and i'll be like ya ya. but actually these little things he does are really sweet.

So yeah, I hope you guys appreciate your fathers more too.

But anyway i'm glad now things with Joshua and my dad and all are good. My parents love him. My mum's side my overly suspicious aunty is still well, overly suspicious. (It has come to a point where i avoid them because i am so irritated.) My brother doesn't really like him still, i think nearly neutral? My dad's side the older people are still not very receptive. Jiejie karen's really excited to meet him, while booboo and vallo i dont know. Because like, first week of June they told me we should break up and today boo said "i've accepted him alrdy" HAHAHA. so i dont know. (hi boo) I know Ida's accepted him already, which is really good because she's my best friend so thats important. But i'm happy with the way things are now, i cant ask for too much right? because these kind of things take time.

And i realised my father and joshua are very similar. hahahaha. it's so cute. (they say girls will marry someone like their fathers. HAHAHA) i'll make a list next time. (because i love lists)

Okay, Have a great weekend guys! :)

shake me. 9:47 PM.

So today i was going to the gym when the security guard is all like, sarah im so sad... my favourite michael jackson died. and i get into a shouting match with her, going like. STOP SHITTING ME, I AM SURE. and then im all like, can you stop lying. and shes like. i swear on baby jesus.

so i go to the gym and i watch on channel news asia that he has died and farrah fawcett died too and im like, wow.................. i cant wait to go home and read the gossip blogs. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

so like. here are some of the reactions.
me: get ready for the movie guys
justine 's reaction to me being sad he died: why yall had plans during the weekend?
dad: so sad
korkor: wahlau eh michael...
korkor stuart: for fucks sake, hes dead not his music you dont have to put his songs on repeat. they will still be there tomorrow, i promise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think its hilarious everyone is commenting : you will be greatly missed michael.
hehehehee.

i got a message from nicholas (primary school friend) hes like. GO TO -INSERTWEBSITEHERE- TO TAKE APOLL AND EXTEND MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIFE, THIS IS URGENT.
i swear to god nic is a spaztard.
its like polling about the extension of holidays (very disappointed about that one, guys. should look into it.)
justines all ready to slut it up a notch in order to get the health guy to extend the holidays. i realised today i have 2 more days to study (fuckknnccbwtfbbq)

i went for lunch with josh today. damn excited to tell him mj died. then hes like oh my dad alrdy told me and im like DAYUM. fuck, uncle joshua more updated than i am. the way joshys dad told him was damn funny. josh said he went up to him machiam like going to tell him big secret and was like. eh boy, you know ah... michael jackson died. HAHAHAHAHAAHAA so cute please, my future father in law.

and joshy is down there going like omg i wonder if they will open up neverlands or whatever as a tourist attraction.
anyway he was very bad to me. i was damn excited when i was about to tell him about the good food i had last night. so i suddenly remembered the good food and i was like OMG YOU KNOW WHAT? and hes like OMG WHAT in a omgimdamnexcitedlikefuckNOT way. damn bad, damn bad.

shake me. 3:21 PM.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Happy 1 year 1 month 1 week 1 day joshybaby! HAHAHAHAHA.

Just got back from Mum's summer night concert. i swear to god i just met the cutest kids in the world. i am totally not kidding. okay. here's a picture. they look a million times better in real life. On the left is Mio. half jap half switzerlandish or something. When her friends fall down she cries for them and you will always find her beside any sad friends consoling them. HOW CUTE IS THAT? she is really the cutest kid i have ever seen. she's perfect. damn sweet and super gentle. OMG. and on the right is Aaron. so cute. please. hes adorableeee. during the concert after their item he sat on my lap the entire night and i hugged him and hes so cute. :)
"are you going to call me after tonight?"
"i dont have a phone...."
HAHAHAHAHA. he says he will miss me. and since the last time i asked him (a few months ago), he has missed me! HAHA. he always asks for me. omg so sweet.
i wish i could marry him... charissa wants to marry nicholas. we're both paedos. nice. like josh. HHAHAHAH. justine stop it. mio is gorgeous, seriously.

i found out that im never seeing aaron again because hes going to Glory kindergarten due to complications... it's fucking heartbreaking... i teared when i found out whats going on and that im never seeing him again. damn sad. i really love him, hes so cute.
Anyway here are some pictures while i was at the saloon waiting for mums hair to be done. i didnt take a picture of the final outcome. nice. i wanted to cut my hair. like trim. but there was no time. so anyway i was trying to style my own hair and then aunty angie who had just finished mums hair came over to help me with my hair. so nice right, i mean, we were gonna leave already then she just saw me fiddling with my hair so she came over and was just like ok give me 2 minutes! and then she took the flat iron to help me curl. so sweet. and she was like "just cheating you only lah!" cos like, there wasnt time for real styling so she just help me curl my hair abit. SO NICE. so my mum just tipped her five bucks i think. cos she wasnt gonna charge for my hair since she was just cheating me. HAHAHHA. yay, nice people do exist.

studying. hard core.

mums hair before styling

LOOK AT MY NAILS wowwowowowowow:D

i look like shit here. but look at my curls. :D

shake me. 11:11 PM.

Hello everybody. My mother thinks she's funny, i swear.
Today i was gonna wear my toga dress again. My mum is all, why sarah. please, why dont you wear something i like? (because im going to her school's concert. my mums a teacher. and her kids are kindergarten angmoh kids DAMN CUTE)
and then im all but i like it.................................................
and then shes like nagging and like. please, everybody is so excited to see you they've all been asking about you (machiam like my debut like that)
and then i show her how i look (i clipped up my hair) and then shes like WOW SO NICE ok can.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

and then im like yes, i have a nice figure (i was kidding) and then shes like. why dont you get married. (i swear to god she was serious) and then she said, i think its time already (wtf) after your A levels ? SHE WAS SERIOUS. I KID YOU NOT. OMG.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE BEEPING HELL? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

shake me. 3:29 PM.

OMG. desmond is fucking funny.
d: brb im going to shit and smoke.
s: wait you can do it at the same time? wtf why you shit at midnight.
d: im shiterella.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKER.
anyway in 30seconds i had two guys say "Fuck you" to me. omg please.

shake me. 12:05 AM.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hi guys. Recently justine and i got busy devising plans to extend the holidays.
I am really fucking smart. My plan was simply spreading the news that holidays are extended! yay! Simple and cute.
Justine said it's "evil".
Her plan? To catch H1N1 and go to town and cough. srsly... someone needs to grow a brain.

HAHAHAHAHA.
anyway... we've been sending messages to and fro about the health guy.... ruined our lives. i mean dude... dont try to be hero can.
WE ARE PREPARED. THERE IS NO NEED TO CLOSE SCHOOLS. please. so instead of giving us an extended holiday you choose to give THOSE WHO HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM HOLIDAYS MORE HOLIDAYS. nice. really. malaysia like 3 cases close all the schools. win already that one.

so angry.

shake me. 9:06 PM.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

✯Jbaby. says:

tell me sth interesting

Saeful. says:
hmmm
stars are fake
some of the stars you see at night?
they're dead
cause
the light sometimes takes millions of years to reach earth
so some of the stars might be dead by now

✯Jbaby. says:
what. the. fuck.

shake me. 11:03 PM.

eh some clown needs to stop refreshing on my blog, seriously. i know sometimes i blog like 3 posts in a day but chill can? take it easy.
i have stat counter btw. hahaha. so theres a difference between page loads and "unique" visitors. dont try to be cute ah.

shake me. 10:54 PM.

Ola Amigos.
Been tweeting my study updates on Twitter.http://twitter.com/sarahngwow
Supposed to wake at 8.30am today to start studying. Set Snoozed only about 12 times (each snooze is 5 minutes). Woke up at 9.30am. Watched TV. Had lunch. Took a nap. Woke up at 2.30pm.
Life is good.
I took more than three hours to complete Weathering. Don't know what the. hell. is. wrong. with me.
Gonna redo my nails soon, after Mass Movements which i am definitely forcing myself to complete by Today. i repeat. Today. That means not tomorrow sarah. dont even think about sleeping again. and yes. i have to talk to myself in order to get things done.

Joshybaby came over yesterday about an hour after his reservist was done. He was mad tired. I bought him a magazine and some pork floss bun and bubble tea as his WELCOME HOME BABY gift. AHA. I met the new car. Its sort of old man ish (aha, justine is laughing her heart out). IDK. i mean, i remember it looking sort of like a van yesterday but i just googled the car (Honda City) and it doesnt look like a van anymore so i dont really know. Whatever, the interior is pretty.i like it. the back is really spacious too. Now he can drive me anywhere while i take a nap at the back. Just joking guys. He's totally not excited about the new car at all. Maybe, he knows im going to take advantage of the back. Just maybe... HAHA. but fo real, i love it. But i didnt get to say bye to the peugeot. :(:( so i shall do it here.

Dear Peugeot -insert car model here-,
Thank you for the memories. I will never forget you. You're the first car joshy has ever had. I'm sorry for the times when my friends could not pronounce your name and they kept calling you Pew got and per ge ot and Pew geo etc, etc. I'm also sorry i kept insisting you were silver when you were actually blue. I also apologise on behalf of joshua for the times he kept turning the volume to like, 20. (when i insist you should only be at 14. (or something like that.))
Thank you for everything, you know the honda can never replace you. okay you know im lying OF COURSE IT WILL REPLACE YOU AHA!!
i hope you have a better life wherever you go. (i think most probably junk yard)
Ps im also sorry for always stepping on you when i climb to the backseat and when i said you were "dirty as hell". you know it was true... you kind of had like, alot of bird shit. but i did volunteer to clean you up. only joshua said "No."
PPs sorry joshua and i didn't say bye. Uncle joshua just took you away while josh was at reservist.
lOvE yOu fOrEvErzzzzxxzszs
Sarah
(Owner's girlfrennnn)

shake me. 7:28 PM.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hi guyz,

My baby is coming home tomorrow after being away for four days at tekong. In july he'll be gone for 3 weeks... bummer. dont know how im going to last. i already want to die after 4 days. i mizz him............................

shake me. 9:51 PM.

QuinnFest 2009

(Cutestbabyintheworldworldworld)

shake me. 1:30 AM.

Happy Birthday Grandma Lunch on Saturday @ OCBC building 33rd floor (lovely view!!!):

First thing kuku says when she enters the room (we had a private room at the restaurant because there were like twenty of us)
"WAH EMMA YOU GOT NEW CLOTHES"

(emma always wears the same thing. HAHAAHA. shes so funny)