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Sunday, May 10, 2009
Dear Mothers who read my blog (i pray to God there are none),
Happy Mothers' Day! Hope you had a good one and the kids became angels for the day. Be like my mum and take this day (or weekend) to your advantage and bitch at your kids like mad because they cant do anything.
and to the kids who read this, stop now and give your mum a kiss.
Anyway, like i was saying, my mum has been on Full Bitch Mode during the weekend (my dad, not wanting to miss out on the chance, has decided to join in too)
So far my mum went totally apeshit over
1. contacts
2. waffle maker
3. eating cut mango with my hands
4. me being sick for about 3 hours
things i have done today:
1. church
2. mothers day lunch with mum and my grandma (senile, has no idea who i am, just pretends, points and laughs at me when i talk to her)
3. meet PW group at coffee club
4. have jj treat us to coffee club (thanks JJ :):) )
5. clean my hamster's cage
6. bathe mofo
7. freak out after bathing mofo (he is freaking ugly when his fur is wet)
8. feel nauseous
9. call joshybaby to talk.
10. joshybaby convinced me to bathe fattypoo. his theory is if one hamster is dirty and the other is clean the clean one will become dirty
11. bathed fattypoo (the only reason why i did this was cos mofo dried up and he was super pretty and white. not because of joshy's stupid theory)
12. freak out after bathing fattypoo (they always shiver and shit. S and S, guys.)
13. feel bad......
14. watch willy wonka
15. eat dinner.
16. blog.
Happy Mothers' Day! Hope you had a good one and the kids became angels for the day. Be like my mum and take this day (or weekend) to your advantage and bitch at your kids like mad because they cant do anything.
and to the kids who read this, stop now and give your mum a kiss.
Anyway, like i was saying, my mum has been on Full Bitch Mode during the weekend (my dad, not wanting to miss out on the chance, has decided to join in too)
So far my mum went totally apeshit over
1. contacts
2. waffle maker
3. eating cut mango with my hands
4. me being sick for about 3 hours
things i have done today:
1. church
2. mothers day lunch with mum and my grandma (senile, has no idea who i am, just pretends, points and laughs at me when i talk to her)
3. meet PW group at coffee club
4. have jj treat us to coffee club (thanks JJ :):) )
5. clean my hamster's cage
6. bathe mofo
7. freak out after bathing mofo (he is freaking ugly when his fur is wet)
8. feel nauseous
9. call joshybaby to talk.
10. joshybaby convinced me to bathe fattypoo. his theory is if one hamster is dirty and the other is clean the clean one will become dirty
11. bathed fattypoo (the only reason why i did this was cos mofo dried up and he was super pretty and white. not because of joshy's stupid theory)
12. freak out after bathing fattypoo (they always shiver and shit. S and S, guys.)
13. feel bad......
14. watch willy wonka
15. eat dinner.
16. blog.
shake me. 8:49 PM.
