Worst Girlfriend of the Year right here guys.
so like... joshybaby is sick. and we were messaging each other. so i asked if he wanted to talk. his reply was "Sure!!!!"
and i said. "too bad. im busy"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
jackass number 1.
aye. no ok. it was just a joke. we talked. it was lovely. :) hehehe. quite recently (i guess) i was with perry at tanglin and i bought joshybaby a stuffed dog. it's some TY classics thing. i just bought it cos its our future dog and the fur damn nice. So just now while we were talking i was asking him if the dog has a name. he said yes.
joshybaby: "his name is The Dog"
me: "...... can you stop being an asshole. hahahaha"
joshybaby: "okay... how about Muthu."
so we fought over the name and then he was like THEN YOU NAME HIM LAH. and im like but its your dog. and he was like THEN EVERYTHING ALSO YOU SAY NO. so in the end the dogs name is........................................................................
Muthu Son Of Joshua.
hehehehehe. i swear josh is a retard.:)
speaking of retards, today nigel and i took the bus home together. It was........................... HAHAHAHA. we were trying to tie my friendship bracelet which fell. i tried to do it on my own and failed. and he tried and failed too. but together, we made it to the top. HAHAHA. nigel is a spaz, really. he referred to his potential future in laws as "Loose". and i gave him the wtfHAHAHAHAHA look and he was like "EH NO NO NOT LOOSE AS IN PROMISCUOUS.. LIKE... THEY ALLOW HER TO HAVE PARTIES" Yes nigel, nice save.
and then during dance, there was this part where justine is standing behind me. so she tried to be funny and came super close to me to irritate me. so i took her hand and put it on my ass. (What. We are married anyway) it was freaking funny. then judith touched my boob. Like hello. guys, it is not a Free For All Buffet. enough with the breast touching. and while judjud and i were in the toilet i was taking damn long and she kept shouting at me. and when i got out i was like. I AM TRYING TO ADJUST MY BRA CAN YOU STOP ASKING ME. i wanted to beat her. im sorry to all the guys reading this. HAHAHAHA.
shake me. 9:51 PM.