This morning, i woke up at 7.30am to go to church.
I realised something really funny. During adult services (apart from everyone clapping very offbeat) like everyone is damn hype during worship and during service like, a quarter of them goes to sleep. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, my uncle is seriously damn funny. He is SUPER mean to me. Maybe thats why I'm so mean and sarcastic to people. Ha ha.
Like after church we were waiting outside KAP for mum and ah yee who went to buy some stuff.
So we were in the car looking at nice huge houses around the area and ahdniu has a friend who owns one of the houses so he was telling me about how nice the house is and the conversation went something like this
me: ah dniu, does your friend have a dog?
ah dniu: have... have. lion also have.
me: ...
then we saw a damn cute car drvie past (im so buying that car next time)
me: eh that car very nice leh. what car is it ah?
ah dniu: chevrolet, from korea (i dont even know if he was bullshitting me)
me: cheap or not
ah dniu: cheap... korean cars very cheap one. Two dollars.
me: -giggling-
ah dniu: Three dollars.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
He's an air steward. but like, he wears such formal stuff every time he goes to work so sometimes he just wears singlets and some shorts. so he tells people he's a construction worker. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. frickin funny.
me: so... for my birthday can you buy me a dog.
ah dniu: can... you want plastic kind or glass.
me: ... eh then how come last time you had so many dogs (before i was born -.-)
ah dniu: your ah yee lah!
me: then now why no more...
ah dniu: cos got you already.
DAMN MEAN RIGHT. omg. i know.
but my uncle is the best. :)
shake me. 12:35 PM.