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I. am so tired of missing people.
i wish i could just take all my favourite people and put them in one room.
(Perry you stay far, far away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
shake me. 11:24 PM.
I met an old friend today. He said this.
"Wow, you're quite hot now ah. Last time you looked like shit"
.............................................Thanks... Anyway, i don't know how hot i can look with the word SWINE written in bold black across my arm. Thanks Perry and Chris who held my hand down while Pris merrily joined them. And they call me the bully. No.
Perry was being the usual asshole to me. I'm the swine. he's the flu. Chris is the swine flew. HAHAHAHA. we were so noisy at 4pm when we had to wait an hour for mr kuang to start our test. Kesai and i kept shouting for no reason. and i kept making fun of perry. "ouuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. perry's a dumbass. HI PERRY. Then we played donkey. it was fun. but perry was the usual annoying cheater.
and then saeful and i went into war number 2. i dont like wars. but he told me to shut up. so. it called for a war because it hurt my feelings. :(
and alex. was. so. annoying. in the com lab. omg. i was so frustrated with microsoft word and alex just sat beside me LAUGHING his ass off. omg. ahaha. then he and deborah googled themselves. and i was like "omg... Losers.... eh google me" HAHAHAHA
and hes like "eh sarah. it says you're in the farm. you're the swine. hahahahah"
shake me. 7:16 PM.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Worst Girlfriend of the Year right here guys.
so like... joshybaby is sick. and we were messaging each other. so i asked if he wanted to talk. his reply was "Sure!!!!"
and i said. "too bad. im busy"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
jackass number 1.
aye. no ok. it was just a joke. we talked. it was lovely. :) hehehe. quite recently (i guess) i was with perry at tanglin and i bought joshybaby a stuffed dog. it's some TY classics thing. i just bought it cos its our future dog and the fur damn nice. So just now while we were talking i was asking him if the dog has a name. he said yes.
joshybaby: "his name is The Dog"
me: "...... can you stop being an asshole. hahahaha"
joshybaby: "okay... how about Muthu."
so we fought over the name and then he was like THEN YOU NAME HIM LAH. and im like but its your dog. and he was like THEN EVERYTHING ALSO YOU SAY NO. so in the end the dogs name is........................................................................
Muthu Son Of Joshua.
hehehehehe. i swear josh is a retard.:)
speaking of retards, today nigel and i took the bus home together. It was........................... HAHAHAHA. we were trying to tie my friendship bracelet which fell. i tried to do it on my own and failed. and he tried and failed too. but together, we made it to the top. HAHAHA. nigel is a spaz, really. he referred to his potential future in laws as "Loose". and i gave him the wtfHAHAHAHAHA look and he was like "EH NO NO NOT LOOSE AS IN PROMISCUOUS.. LIKE... THEY ALLOW HER TO HAVE PARTIES" Yes nigel, nice save.
and then during dance, there was this part where justine is standing behind me. so she tried to be funny and came super close to me to irritate me. so i took her hand and put it on my ass. (What. We are married anyway) it was freaking funny. then judith touched my boob. Like hello. guys, it is not a Free For All Buffet. enough with the breast touching. and while judjud and i were in the toilet i was taking damn long and she kept shouting at me. and when i got out i was like. I AM TRYING TO ADJUST MY BRA CAN YOU STOP ASKING ME. i wanted to beat her. im sorry to all the guys reading this. HAHAHAHA.
shake me. 9:51 PM.
DURING MATH LEC...
me: "So... My birthday is coming soon."
Noddy: "When?"
me: "22nd"
Noddy: "...May?"
me: "............. August -insert bigass grin here-"
Noddy: "omg................"
shake me. 12:02 AM.
This is what we do during PE while people run thousands of rounds around the track.
This is also what caused me to get lost in school and have no idea where the hell the rest of my pe doing friends disappeared to. In the end, i was stuck with kieran for a good 10 minutes. that is the equivalent to half an hour with a 4 year old kid.
shake me. 6:00 PM.
the campaigning for student council among my classmates has been going real smoothly. today i helped out 2/3 of my class mates with their campaigning.
Kezia's.
VOTE THE GIRL WHO DISTRIBUTES SHITASS COLOUR PENCILS.
kEsAi
and Nadia's.
Vote me. I watch porn.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. i think reuben's campaign is the best.
WHO CAN IMPLEMENT LONGER BREAKS? -insert bigass picture of reuben here-
-in tiny words- not Reuben, but vote for him anyways!
shake me. 8:31 PM.
Why can't i be like teenagers in europe who spend their days lying in grass fields looking at the pretty blue sky instead of being cooped up at home redoing PIs for the FUCKING 5TH TIME. fucking hell really.
look on the bright side sarah, at least in singapore no one barges into classrooms with guns...................................................
shake me. 6:52 PM.
Today, I got my girlfriend a pug for her birthday tomorrow. It died overnight choking on the bow tie I was going to put on its head. FML
HAHAHAHHA. this one is damn bad but made me seriously LOL.
shake me. 2:52 PM.
HAHAHAHA.
"No! Question not about helping them! OMG! I'm gonna kill myself!"
-the geog teacher on Nigel's PI.
funny ttmomomomomo.
shake me. 11:56 AM.
Teenagers nowadays:
"SARAH Do you have concealer?!!!???"
"uhmmm... No."
"SHIT. ok. UHM FOUNDATION???"
"Nope. I dont wear make up. what do you need it for?"
"I. HAVE. LOVEBITES."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i've got eyeliner."
hahahahahah. stupid girl, that one.
Anyway, i will never be in that position because Joshybaby "doesn't believe in the need to show the world that you've been making out" or something along those lines.
So cute right, Omg.
But i give Josh love bites... Just that i really bite him. HAHAHAHA. i bite twinkle too. HAHAHA.
So. Friday:
Went for dance at 2pm although it starts at 3pm.
In the end it started at 2pm unofficially.
FREAKING danced for 4 hours.
Freddy (choreographer) is a liar.
"Last one guys, full out!"
after which he will tell us something like, okay, that was much better. just have to becareful when you're doing blahblahblah.
and then.
"OKAY GUYS! LAST TIME! REALLY LAST TIME! LETS GO!"
and the cycle repeats itself for another half an hour, at least.
I.was.so.FREAKING.tired.
but it felt good. because last week i kept doing the dance halfway and then stopping because i would look into the mirror and realise my hair is like shit and then get completely carried away and thus forgetting EVERYTHING. but this week i pinned my hair up so it was pretty ok.
i have to keep practicing otherwise surelyyyy forget.
so after four hours of dancing justine and i went to TP hub or something to makan. And then we went to read mags at popular while waiting for korkor Stu
On the train to Yio Chu Kang, jussy and i started dancing. HAHAHA. it was freaking funny cos the train was quite crowded. and then we kept laughing and singing High School Musical songs. HAHAHAHAH. irritating. i hope no one complains. HAHAHAHAHHA.
and when we got to yck korkor stu was gonna pick us up so while waiting for him we danced again. was quite funny.
and then while in the car we sang alon gto American Boy. it was so funny.
Then when we got back to the house we bathed and played rockband. was supposed to pick the guys up at 9pm but they backed out in the end so we just played by ourselves. i suck at rockband. I was playing Easy all the way. HAHAHAHA
the drums and guitar are damn fun. vocals not so. i suck ballz.
then we went to use the com and we went to geog teacher's facebook. Justine was on the phone and we were laughing at his hair then i accidentally clicked "tag" HAHAHAHAHAHHA. then she said to the person on the phone "OK WAIT AH."
and then took the phone away from her mouth and laughed like mad. HAHAHAH
but i immediately closed the whole screen. and later boo dared me to tag myself in one of his pictures. she would have paid me $10. but i chickened out. but we had a freaking good time laughing. omg i almost got asthma, seriously. and to make things WORSE, korkor stu (pid) came out and laughed at me for laughing like a donkey cos i couldn't breathe so i laughed and then took a deep breath in hence sounding like a donkey. but it was O.M.G. LOLOLOLOLOLOLTTMOMOMOMOMOM. funny. seriously.
then later rach vodka called and made arrangements. we were supposed to meet them at 10.30pm at clarke quay or something but due to korkor's strictness we went to sleep at 11pm instead. HAHAHA.
oh and while we were lying down, i was messaging and justine looked at me and said "You damn pretty lah sarah" and i told her to fuck off. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
she kept insisting she was seriously not joking about it. hahahahaha irritating know that one.
Saturday:
Met deb and ange at yck mrt at 9
went to bedok took a bus
met the rest at macs
walked all the freakin gway to lagoon in the hot sun
"can someone please ask the sun to fuck off."
alex was a real sweetie. he helped me carry my shoe bag the whole way. and he offered to carry my bag but i said, No. i have to practice for when i am pregnant.HAHAHAHAHA
and then i pointed out that i am going to be a freaking grouchy pregnant lady. and they were all like "omg yah... poor joshy...... but you will surely be damn funny when youre grouchy la! call me when you're pregnant ah!"
-.-
so we were the manual timing staff for 2 hours. I spoilt the stop watch thing twice in about 15 minutes. HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. im sorry................................ ange had to write down the bib numbers whil deb shouted them to her.
but it was damn fun lah. looking at all the hot guys. Here is how our evaluation went.
"Wow. THAT ONE! HOT!"
"HIS ASS DAMN NICE"
"but his crotch damn small"
"OKAY THAT ONE THAT ONE HOT"
"PUT A STAR NEXT TO THE NUMBER!"
"eh why everytime got hot guys yall just look and you never tell me the numbers anymore omg!!!"
ps, i did not make the crotch comment. HAHAHAHHA.
at like, 4pm, we met ms giam and her hubby and her kid. damn cute. and then i left for home. was really tired so i slept in the car. when we got home i saw my ex boyfriend. he was wavign at me but i pretended not to see him because i just woke up so i was damn grouchy like hell. HAHAHAH. i went home and washed the babies cage and then we went to westmall to buy some hamster stuff and then went to ah yee's house for dinner.
After dinner we all watched IP Man. ah dniu was telling the whole story. and i was like "wow ah dniu, you quite smart ah" because i thought he was just guessing what was going to happen. and then he was like " I WATCH BEFORE LAH, SEE TU PIT."
and i was like. HAHAHAHA OMG. THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was damn funny.
and he is really damn cute lor.
we were sitting at the dinner table, and ah yee asked him to take tissue paper, which was like right next to him on another table, so he made a lame attempt to reach for it and he said in his omgimsopathetic voice "i cant..... ask shon to get it. he's an orangutan" (cos my dad has longer arms than him cos ahdniu is damn short. super cute)
HAHAHA. it was so funny., then my aunt hit his head. "stupid boy!"
"No, youre the stupid one!"
they are super funny. OMG.
okay. things i have to do today:
1. PI Draft 92875398752847
2. study chinese
3. math sigma and recurrence
4. lit
5. alot of other shit idont know of. hahahahahaha
shake me. 9:56 AM.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
HI JOSHYBABY. happy 11 months. (it's actually 12 months. like. if you count 1 month= 4 weeks exactly) time flies and very soon we will have kids. (way to freak a guy out. HAHAHAHA)
i love you! :)
and HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY BOOBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sorry i always call the love of your life ewness and i always put you down by saying the girls whom you think are "SO FRICKIN HOT" are major, MAJOR fug attacks. then i go on to scold you by telling you you have the worst taste in the history of Men With Bad Taste.
anyway you are officially legal now. to drive and smoke. please learn how to drive quick so i can add you to my list of chauffeurs.
On the List now:
1. Joshua Cheong (lousy chauffeur, seriously.)
2. Raied Rahman (havent test yet)
uhm... thats more or less about it.
so yes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i lub chew.
today was so funny. i met Gerard at the water cooler. and i laughed. as usual.
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT AH! HAHAHA."
"HAHAHAHA. your face just frickin funny. youre damn cute lah!"
shake me. 8:55 PM.
THE FUCKING FLYING RAIN INSECTS NEED TO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shake me. 7:30 PM.
Today parvvy and i went to fill bottles (par just went so she could see quinten baby who didnt come to school today. HAHAHA)
and then we saw saeful (par's substitute for quinty)
and then i asked saeful for a hug and he said No.
then i just hugged par instead. (my substitute for saeful i guess. hahahhaha)
after seeing F, she announced. My Life is now Complete.
shake me. 5:38 PM.
(Please dont read this if you have just broken up with your bf/gf. Hi justine)
SUP. School was Okay today.
But all i could do was countdown till 3pm where i could see joshy baby. hehehe
He came to pick me up from school and we spent like 5 hours together. It was lovely:)
Afterwards we ate at this roti prata place. He ate maggi mee goreng while i ate mushroom and onion pratas. And i ordered a teh halia while he had a cold teh halia. HEHE.
I was so pissed. cos the drinks came first. and mine tasted.. not so nice. while his was really nice. Then the food came and his food was damn shiok while mine was soso only :(
HAHAHA.
Then he bought $70 durians for my parents cos he knows my family likes durians. i Felt damn bad though... like seventy bucks!!! madness. Hes sucha sweetie. He was super fascinated with the name. Mao Shan Wang. Cat Mountain King. I just kept callin git maozhedong. it's the same thing. apparently that durian is supposed to be really good. that explains the price, maybe. HAHAHAHAH
me: Baby, do you want to bathe when we get home?
josh: No, i just want to
nuaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
joshy's damn sweet lah. he drove me from serangoon to my house (bukit batok) and drove 4 floors up to the car park and walked me home just to say hi to my mum and popo instead of just dropping me or letting me take the bus. hahaha.
TEEHEE. i love joshy. hehehehehhe.
oh and the funniest thing happened. jussy is allergic to alcohol. she was like,my life is really the fml.com HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BTW boo, josh sends his condolences. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In school we kept making moon jokes about boo. damn bad (cos in some pics she looks like a moon)
"dont make fun lah, later the moon explode"
"okay okay, im changing my blog to http://themoon'scousin.blogspot.com"
"okay you will be http://themoon'sbestfriend.blogspot.com"
"eh later when you see her must go like. WAH THE MOON OUT SO EARLY TODAY"
" YA YA, WAH FULL MOON AH TODAY!"
"then when she turns keep shouting the different phases of the moon. WAH CRESCENT! GIBBOUS!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
okay enought.
shake me. 9:11 PM.
Yesterday was Weird/lame/funny.
It was seriously a random mix of people. Let's see the profiles
1. Justine Ong: CJCian, Cousin of mine, life of the party, see her everyday, yesterday while introducing people she introduced everyone's name correctly except mine. She did so twice. I am now Amelia and Rachel. You can call me Rachel Amelia. that's who i am at parties.
2. Tat: ex IJTP, currently ACJCian, looks angmoh. might be angmoh.
3. Amelia: ex IJTP, not angmoh but in angmoh country (Australia)
4. Cons: ex IJTP, now SAJC, walked from church to the party
5. Jud Jud: ex TKSS, now CJCian, my class mate, looks angmoh not angmoh
6. Kenneth, Norman, Brian: ex cat high, now in cjc, never seen before, justines friends.
7. Ahmad: i have no idea who he is.
8. George: Not his real name. Has some chinese name which we decided could be translated to "George"
justine: Okay, so everybody knows everybody- OI! WHO IS THIS.(referring to george)
9. Jun wen: cjcian tranfer to poly. Champion. Has nice eyebrow piercing
10: Liz: Sota student, 16 years old.
11: Gerard: CJCian, shadow of the night.
12: Sarah: cjcian, chiobu, worst hair of the night, changed hairstyles at least 3 times.
shake me. 2:02 PM.