Everybody, please go and read fmylife.com. it's damn funny.
here's one.
"Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML"
HHAHAHAA.
anyway, my (possibly gay) geog teacher was talking about something and hes like I will go after your ass. (he meant it as in, hes going to kill us) so we just laughed and he was like, WHY? Is the thought of me going after your ass very thrilling??!??!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
mgomgogmogmogmogmg.
anyway. Today gp teacher told us to brainstorm. Perry said. im the brain. you're the storm.
(*&$#@(*.
and today was so funny.
Derede was going to the toilet so i asked her to help me fill my bottle but pour out the water (which was about half of the bottle) first cos i want cold water. and perry was trying to irritate me so he said irritatingly and slowly
perry: What a waste of water...
me: What a Can you shut the hell up.
THEN. we both burst into giggles as usual. HHAHAHHAHA.
and yesterday perry and i gave each other new names. I am Siong Ge (chinese) and he is Mei Hua.
HAHAHAHA. Steve and Pamela. (omg perry!!! i just realised my cousins name is stephen and his wife is pamela. HAHAHAHAHAHAH) yucks.
shake me. 4:55 PM.