Sunday, March 29, 2009

the world is coming to an end.
"drinking tea that is too hot can cause throat cancer"

hey guess what guys, digging your nose can cause nose cancer too.

shake me. 5:59 PM.

NuffNang
S$ 0.80
49.20 before you get paid

shake me. 5:22 PM.

Sup. Friday was burnt at ALfresco. supposed to be this celebration between the french culture and singapore's culture. Like...... there was nothing french. someone even pointed out that alfresco is not a french word. HAHAHAHAHA. my class sold bubbletea and tattoos. it was great fun. before alfresco quinten came over to my place to chill. we watched some magic show and he watched Smosh on youtube while i read the papers.

Went home and slept at 10 30. the next day i woke up at 6.30 to go to mum's school to bake pineapple tarts for korkor and joshylove (:))
finished at around 1 and i came home and slept till 430.
then i tried to do econs but failed.
then i watched Monk and it was time to leave for dinner.
Dinner was good. i ate tons of california makis. and oranges. HAHAAHAH.

Today, i went to church. It was good. i think maybe im warming up to the idea of church again. Because like, i stopped for awhile due to some unforseen circumstances. HAHAHAHA. after that i went to Jurong Point to meet raied, cheeseballs and jeremy. Mall Cop was at 12.50pm. at 12.45 jeremy, who had the tickets, was still on the friggin purple line. Mall cop is retardedly funny. hahahaha. i give it like a 2.5/5. and does anyone know what happened to mall cop's wife? why is his kid black. tell me ok. because i totally missed the first twenty minutes of the show. hahaha.
okay gotta redo my geog now or he's gonna have a bitch fit. my weekend has been totally burnt lah. stupid. i feel like it hasnt even started. this is what the big P calls A Wasted Weekend.

shake me. 4:58 PM.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Oh and today i was totally a short tempered pmsing bitch. Sorry guys!
cos they said we couldnt set up hairspray stall for alfresco. then in the end they said can. then in the end they said we should try to sell food instead. so i have to plan a stall in two days. today and tomorrow. and friday's the event.
on top of that, i had to collect class fund. and everyone was totally reluctant to give me money. like omg. please. stop making my life difficult. i also have to pay, and the sooner you give me the EFFING money the sooner you get your notes.

anyway. after school i went for physio. it was fun. it's like PE, only harder. HAHAHA. i did tons of leg exercises, met another lady who was 29 but looked like shes 18 who tore her ACL, but on the left. she tore it cos she was dancing too. hehehe.

after physio i went shopping. IN THE HOSPITAL. hahaha. they had these push carts selling cute stuff so i bought 3 bracelets for myself and one for ah yee's birthday. and this coin pouch. HEHEHE. super funny! anyway i was shopping for charity. cos like certain percentage of the proceeds go back to the hospital funds for needy patients. heee.

then after that we went to pick korkor. and we took pics in the car. and korkor and i kept laughing cos the pics were DAMN funny and those that i look fab in kor looks like shit. and those that kor looks handsome in i look like shit. he called me potato head. because "my hair was very high"

shake me. 10:26 PM.

Hi everybody!!!
Meet Frankie, my new bag.

if yall paid special attention, you would notice that my eyes are damn cock in the pictures. HAHAHA. its always like that cos one eye has double eyelid and the other well... doesnt. hehehehe

shake me. 10:22 PM.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Today i realised i look retarded as hell in my uniform get up.
let me try and make excuses for why.
my skirt is high because if i dont pull it high it is going to be below my knees. i know there is always the possibility of alteration but no thank you. Which brings me to my next point on my incredibly long skirt. in secondary school everyone is a contestant on Who has the Shortest Skirt. but i never joined the contest because unfortunately i dont have nice legs. so for comfort when i walk up stairs i just hold my skirt. which is terribly unsightly. so anyway i thought, okay i will just deal with having an average skirt for 4 years then when i go to jc i can have really short skirts and no one will care. (disciplinary wise) UNFORTUNATELY in cj they check like everyday. so i decided im too old for the "oh teacher is coming pull down my skirt now" bs. so im just leaving it long. so i look quite the Spaz. but its ok. HAHAHA

and then like. my shirt is hardly tucked out because in the morning i am superbly grouchy so i just wear my shirt and then my skirt. and nowadays i also sit for breakfast instead of grab-an-go. so yes. that explains why sometimes my shirt is very tucked out and sometimes it hardly is. it all depends on time and whether or not i am lazy.

and now with the new bag, which is very high, i look even more like a spaz. josh fixed the strap for me and it was okay but just SLIGHTLY annoying cos it was hitting my ass abit. so i pulled it up so it stops hitting my ass so it looks a bit high.

and my reason for the new bag is.
1. it is cute.
2. its the in thing yo!
3. i 've always wanted a two strapped bag cos my previous one strapped bag which i used for 4 years is going to cause me to have a lop sided shoulder. i've been wantin gto change for the past 2 years but i...kind of................... procrastinated. heh.

okay! so next time if yall see me in school u looking like a moron you know why. and however i wear the school u it's still going to look like shit because i dont exactly have the nicest figure and the design sucks too.

oh and i changed my hairstyle for school because i was balding. so now i clip it loosely and then braid so it doesnt cause so much tension and shit. :D

shake me. 11:05 PM.

First Day back at school:
Within ten minutes of sitting in the classroom in the morning, i was regretting being so cheery and excited about going back to school. And i was all ready to go home already. Yes, after ten minutes. But as the day progressed, the morning blues faded and i was okay already. and im back to lovin' it. HAHAH.
Btw, morning blues refers to monday blues, just worse and it happens only in the morning.
So i was basically suffering from Morning Monday Blues, which can easily send you into depression. HAHAHA.

So nothing much happened. Twinkle and pris totallyyyyyyyy didnt come. Jussy came with my bag. She also laughed at me during recess. I passed by White Chocolate with Almonds. I made a decision not to drink any more lime and aloe vera cos it bites my tongue.
Oh and i was looking all over during pe for Jussy. But guess what happened yo. their teacher made them walk in the canal. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. and jussy ended up with cobwebs. in her hair. and wet dirty ass shoes.

i cant remember much of anything else. Oh and i didnt bring my math ca. (he didnt even ask us to bring can) and hamster was all like, OKAY. SO THOSE WHO NEVERRR BRINGGGG GO TO DETENTION. MEET ME AT 4. i was like. say WHAT? no this is sooo not happening. i mean, dude. we end at FRICKIN 3pm. and josh baby is coming. no way in hell am i staying.
so in the end he was like. okayyy... to be fair i want it in my pigeon hole before assembly tomorrow.
so at least that was nice of him.

Today:
Jussy and i went for a leisurely stroll before assembly.
I said let's go disturb twinkle. she heard lts go say hi to timo.
so while i said hi to twinkle she still thought it was timo. it was hilarious.
then we went to disturb devan. okay not we. i just took her hand and hit him and then they talked. HAHAHAHAHAH.
it's great having your cousin in school. :)
School was damn fun today.
it was raining madness during chinese (without quinten and rachel)
so laoshi was having trouble holding the projector screen down. so i was like. laoshi, xia yu bu ke yi shang ke le. HAHAHAHAH.

we also changed places. my new partners are Sunshine (chris) and Judith.
Perry sits behind. i miss him greatly. :( now he threatens to stick gum in my hair.

Geog lecture was friggin funny again.
he was talkin gabout thai girl show. and some random person was like."Are you a thai girl?". HAHAHAHAHA
then he was talkin gabout gays. and soo many people were "coughing". then he was like "You can't go around in rainbow panties saying OH IM GAY IM GAY!"
HAHAHAHA.

oh and chris was damn funny today. he was very hot. like.. warm hot. so i wasl ike. eh why you so hot ah.
then he was like. cos im a werewolf.
i was like........ ?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????/

okay. enough. i'm almost done with econs project. very happy with it. yay yay yay.
need to do my chinese gai zhengs now.

oh anyway, my first pysio is tomorrow :O gahhh eggciting much, not.
and is anyone sending pootree off on saturday?

shake me. 8:28 PM.

Monday, March 23, 2009

rachael says:
siaol
I MEAN SIAO
✯rah says:
dont diao or siao me.
rachael says:
siao diao siao diao x100000
omg if i talk like that to a boy it would be end of the world
✯rah says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

omg chinese show has started. i need to chiong my math ca corrections!!!!

shake me. 9:01 PM.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

So... like.. now i know three JJs. hahahahaha
oh and the school has this like class messaging system. like i message someone and someone messages someone else all the way until we pass it back to the teacher. i think its great and all. but the problem now is that I CANT FRICKIN REMEMBER WHO I AM SUPPOSED TO MESSAGE. :(

but anyway. HAHA. last night we went to leo's place. Ida got drunk, major.
i think im abit over drinking already. so i think i was just minimally high.
but ida was a goner lah drinking from the bottle all. HAHAHA.
but actually we all agreed she didnt drink much. it was just the sip from the bottle that did it for her. hahaha
SUPER FUNNY.
so anyway we called the boyfriend.
and he came in the cab.
then he just sat in the cab when he saw us. -.-
so........................................
we were all like, what...the hell man. at least get out of the car to help.
so after that ida crashed at my place. when she sobered up she was like... id ont understand how come he didnt get out! so she called him and asked. and he said.
I thought you were going to get in.

No. I called you to take a cab here so that you me and the drunk one can sit on the roadside and lepak the night away. omg. obviously we are going to get in. so get your ass out and help lah. stupid boi.

leo's party was okay. there were about 25 people. haha. i saw one girl from cjc. she was like ohhh no wonder you look familiar. i was like ohhh... yeah i dont think i've seen you. HAHAHAH. leo was TOTALLY bitch in the pink. refusing to let me see dudu all then later going like. OH PUHLEASE, EVERYBODY SAW DUDU LAH. YOU SHOULD HAVE COME UP. sucha skeeze. love you leo. :)

shake me. 4:03 PM.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

OMG. my mum has 2 movie vouchers that can only work in shaw theatres so shes going for a movie later with my dad.
so now shes looking at the papers and shes like. ok. shaw.
WHERE IS SHAW???
me: uhm....
mum: SO GOLDEN VILLAGE CANNOT?
me: no mum, the voucher says SHAW.
mum: is cathay shaw????????????
me: God help us all.

shake me. 2:51 PM.

Hello fellow earthlings, how was your friday?
I had a rather pleasant one.
Woke up at 9ish and planned on leaving the house at like 10.
due to wardrobe malfunctions (stupid ass belt) i ended up leaving at 10.30.
I'm not one to be late, but recently it has been happening to me alot.
So i messaged pris to give her a lil' heads up that i wont be on time and she replied that it's A OK.
so i dashed my way to town and arrived at 11.15am.
Pris, darlin darlin Pris, came at 11.50
But it was fine. I'm used to waiting for people because in our generation, everyone comes late.
so we ate pepper lunch (my new found love.)
and then went to mac donalds to do our econs, where we met kevie.
So we sat from 12.30 til 4 doing the bloody thing, and it was the most productive session i've ever had in my life, but we still only managed to complete about half (i know, right)
but still we more of less got the gist of it and i need to type out the rest.

At 4pm, kevie left us to go back to his secondary school while pris and i went to serangoon (Parvvy's house)
(oh yeah, BB, how come we never met during the holidays HAHAHAHHA. :(!!!)
oh and we got to parvy's house and i found out that her bed is SOFT AS HELL. (okay, strange comparism) soft as fluffy fattypoo.
:) fattypoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
:):):)
okay right.

So we did nothing for the first hour or so
and then taboo came so we played. there was like half the class there.
(i just told deborah her boyfrind looks like her twin HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
it was damn retarded. while the other team was playing we were shouting all the nonsense in the world. and perry and i kept sayin gthe taboo words. HAHAHA
and when it was nadia's turn, she was having troubles so i leaned over and was like... nadia..... maybe you should try using these words (the taboo words) to help you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
and when it was my turn perry kept shouting nonsense at me. like
HOW'S JOSHYBABY, SARAH
IS HE OK?
etc etc
so when it was perry's turn i was like.
JOSHY BABY IS FINE PERRY
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO MEET HIM

it was damn retarded. then afterwards we watched FRIENDS and ate pizza
and then we decided to play 7 Up which failed miserably.
then we played What Huh which was boring.
so we played cherades which was fun.
Kezia is damn retarded. her movie was Titanic and she made a craddling baby movement. Parveena was like, Kezia. What the FUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it was hilarious.
then i went home and by the time i got home it was about 11pm so i went to sleep. :)
fun times, fun times.
oh and tonight is the bitch's party. so ida and i will be heading there soon.

shake me. 12:56 PM.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hi guys! here are some pictures from sunday.

by the way, in case yall are wondergn why i keep wearing the same shirt, its cos i went to sleep over at chubi's and then the next day i was supposed to go home but didnt and went to zouk instead. so i roughly wore the same thing for about 26 hours.
(i changed when i went to sleep. HAHAHA)

shake me. 3:45 PM.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

i talked it out with justine. it was supposed to make me feel better. did it? i dont know. i dont know i dont know i dont know. maybe. like 2%. sigh. life is so hard. you know?

shake me. 8:09 PM.

The growth of my hair seems to have become stagnant, leaving me to feel flustered and annoyed.
this is the homework that i have left:
1. geography tutorial 1.
2. math gp
3. math recurrence
4. math sigma
5. gp

so basically the only homework i did is like... chinese.
oh and i tried reading the china book. like, the book i borrowed has english and chinese. so i tried reading the chinese part. 2 pages, 20 minutes. then i gave up and just read the english part which took 2 minutes to complete the whole thing (it's a short story). life is great when you have chinese books that come in english translation on the other page. :)

shake me. 9:12 AM.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I wish joshy wasn't such a bloody workaholic.
and you, you really messed up my head big time.
today was the worst day ever.

shake me. 10:04 PM.

Chubi's House.