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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Today i went to school all grumpy and shit. don't know why.maybe due to oversleeping. HAHAH. i've been sleeping like mad the past few days.like wednesday i went to bed at 9.20pm and last night at 10pm. still cant beat chin seng's 6pm but im almost there.HAHAHA.so our first lesson was math lecture which was SNORES.second was econs which was an even bigger snores.third was... lit which was...........................alex was being damn retarded again and i laughed so hard.after that was break in which i ate fish soup.
alex twinkle and i flew down 4 floors to the canteen. there was no one at the fish soup stall and we were like walking damn quickly all and i was trying to outrun alex which was workingfine until he decided to GRAB ME. and PULL ME BACK. and then run in front of me.super, super gentlemanly. it was damn havoc.
Oh then the funniest thing happened. we were discussing who should buy drinks and in the end i went.and while i was queueing up for drinks alex suddenly came and said to twinkle who was now beside me: OMG? TWINKLE YOURE EATING TWO BOWLS OF RICE?twinkle was like completely bewildered and was like: huh?! no!!!and alex was like...................................why are there four bowls...(there was no one else at our table yet)so i was like......... ok i go back and check.and when i went there i found out that alex took his bowl and mine. and twinkle took her bowl and someone else's bowl cos she thought alex was carrying one only.so we were like clowns, major.and it was the funniest thing ever. (just imagine the immense confusion at whose friggin bowl it was)so twinkle turned red and took the bowl back to the shop where this girl was standing there (she had been waiting since we got to the fish shop) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAand twinkle was like :omg you know when i brought the bowl back i turned around and almost banged into the pillar!!"HAHAHAAHAHAHAH.alex was competely like.. WTF?and so because earlier on i left twinkle and alex at the drink stall, twinkle came back with two drinks and alex wasnt holding anything.and we ordered three drinks..................................so twinkle and i had to go back to the drink stall again to get the drink.,SUPER. funny. it was madness
.then during PW i decided to play a game with twinkle(we used to play this game in sec school ).everytime we answer a question we get a point.so perry joined in.then the first question that perry and i tried to answer super competitively, like basically SHOUTING. we ended up BURSTING out into a hugeeeeeeeeeeeeee fit of gigglesand the entire class couldnt understand what was so funny.so perry told parvvy and she seriously laughed like mad so now the whole class wanted to know what was going onand news spread within 5 seconds. and they were all damn excited all.in the end it was me against perry against parvy against twinkle.then it was havoc, super noisy, alot of laughing.mr williams thought we were seriously loco.we were still playng the game and mr W was surprised cos twinkle's usually half dead
so he was like: TWINKLE! i've never seen you so attentive before, what did you eat during break?and at that point i was totally hyped up and ready to answer any question so i screamed: COOKIE!! SHE ATE A COOKIE!and pris thought it was completely hilarious.it was really damn funny and i got a mild asthma attack. HAHAHAHAHAHA.but i want to play again tomorrow. so fun. and i think the winner is probably twinkle.
and tomorrow im going to twinkles house for some coco lovin' then im going to watch hes not that into you (even though it sucks) with carebear. then im going to jap buffet with my family. excitingnessnessnessness. pictures tomorrow!
and thanks jj for totally helping me with my blog stuff. much love. :DD:D:D:D:D
alex twinkle and i flew down 4 floors to the canteen. there was no one at the fish soup stall and we were like walking damn quickly all and i was trying to outrun alex which was workingfine until he decided to GRAB ME. and PULL ME BACK. and then run in front of me.super, super gentlemanly. it was damn havoc.
Oh then the funniest thing happened. we were discussing who should buy drinks and in the end i went.and while i was queueing up for drinks alex suddenly came and said to twinkle who was now beside me: OMG? TWINKLE YOURE EATING TWO BOWLS OF RICE?twinkle was like completely bewildered and was like: huh?! no!!!and alex was like...................................why are there four bowls...(there was no one else at our table yet)so i was like......... ok i go back and check.and when i went there i found out that alex took his bowl and mine. and twinkle took her bowl and someone else's bowl cos she thought alex was carrying one only.so we were like clowns, major.and it was the funniest thing ever. (just imagine the immense confusion at whose friggin bowl it was)so twinkle turned red and took the bowl back to the shop where this girl was standing there (she had been waiting since we got to the fish shop) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAand twinkle was like :omg you know when i brought the bowl back i turned around and almost banged into the pillar!!"HAHAHAAHAHAHAH.alex was competely like.. WTF?and so because earlier on i left twinkle and alex at the drink stall, twinkle came back with two drinks and alex wasnt holding anything.and we ordered three drinks..................................so twinkle and i had to go back to the drink stall again to get the drink.,SUPER. funny. it was madness
.then during PW i decided to play a game with twinkle(we used to play this game in sec school ).everytime we answer a question we get a point.so perry joined in.then the first question that perry and i tried to answer super competitively, like basically SHOUTING. we ended up BURSTING out into a hugeeeeeeeeeeeeee fit of gigglesand the entire class couldnt understand what was so funny.so perry told parvvy and she seriously laughed like mad so now the whole class wanted to know what was going onand news spread within 5 seconds. and they were all damn excited all.in the end it was me against perry against parvy against twinkle.then it was havoc, super noisy, alot of laughing.mr williams thought we were seriously loco.we were still playng the game and mr W was surprised cos twinkle's usually half dead
so he was like: TWINKLE! i've never seen you so attentive before, what did you eat during break?and at that point i was totally hyped up and ready to answer any question so i screamed: COOKIE!! SHE ATE A COOKIE!and pris thought it was completely hilarious.it was really damn funny and i got a mild asthma attack. HAHAHAHAHAHA.but i want to play again tomorrow. so fun. and i think the winner is probably twinkle.
and tomorrow im going to twinkles house for some coco lovin' then im going to watch hes not that into you (even though it sucks) with carebear. then im going to jap buffet with my family. excitingnessnessnessness. pictures tomorrow!
and thanks jj for totally helping me with my blog stuff. much love. :DD:D:D:D:D
shake me. 6:40 PM.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Alex gave us some riddles to try
for example: M1llion= one in a million.
then he gave us: PAWALKRK
i couldnt even guess what that was.
Perry said WHEN YOU WALK LOOK LEFT LOOK RIGHT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the answer was walk in the park.
the rest were like.
NA NA FISH
Famillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
what's happy's occupation
and
1)
2) BLAME
3) BLAME
if you want the answers you can ask me. i cant post it here cos alex says he wants to ask the people in my class. so just in case they do read.
my family watched the ninja warrior show. it was. so. friggggggggggin. funny.
dance was cool today. crazy tiring.
i miss josh.
for example: M1llion= one in a million.
then he gave us: PAWALKRK
i couldnt even guess what that was.
Perry said WHEN YOU WALK LOOK LEFT LOOK RIGHT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the answer was walk in the park.
the rest were like.
NA NA FISH
Famillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
what's happy's occupation
and
1)
2) BLAME
3) BLAME
if you want the answers you can ask me. i cant post it here cos alex says he wants to ask the people in my class. so just in case they do read.
my family watched the ninja warrior show. it was. so. friggggggggggin. funny.
dance was cool today. crazy tiring.
i miss josh.
shake me. 9:19 PM.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
HAS ANYONE WATCHED PINK PANTHER 2 OR HES NOT THAT INTO YOU OR MARLEY AND ME YET???
please tell me how it was.
please tell me how it was.
shake me. 7:10 PM.
Today's lit class was totally awesome.
On my right was twinkle I-can-sleep-anywhere-anytime-even-in-the-front-row tay
and on my left was alex. Who has never taken lit before.
so we were split into groups. i was with twinkle and alex and some other girl who has really tiny eyes and i couldnt tell if she was sleeping or not and i kept looking and twinkle was like SARAH, SHE IS NOT SLEEPING. heh... i swear i wasnt and am not being mean i really couldnt tell.
so then on the peice of paper were 4 short poems. and the teacher was told us my group had the most difficult poem.
and alex said. gg-fied.
like. WHAT. IN. THE. world.
it was so funny i laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard. and for so long. and alex was like. your laughter is infectious can you shut up.
and then like. okay i got over that after 20 minutes.
then twinkle called Mrs Puff (lit teacher) over to help us and twinkle laughed the minute she came face to face with her cos twinkle says she looks like mrs puff in spongebob and she cant look at mrs puff without laughing.
so then the poem was like. something something vocanic yellow
and mrs puff said: so what colour do you think volcanic yellow is.
and twinkle was like. RED.
like.......................hello, noticed the yellow there? so i laughed again.
and then mrs puff asked if we knew what sludge was.
and alex was like. some muddy shit. and at the same time alex said that i said ALEX!
so it was DAMN funny and kezia laughed like mad.
mrs puff also did this damn retarded movement cos she was trying to explain what a spasm was. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
but really alex is a clown. now i know why during chinese they are always making so much noise.
OH YAH. then the question was "Comment on the imagery used and the visual quality or something" and alex was like. WHAT VISUAL QUALITY!? porn ah!
and at that moment, i just died. HAHAHAHAH.
then he said my drawing is like shit and he draws anime and i asked if he draws hentai. HAHAHAHAH.
but really today was so sos ososossosososososososos funny.
during the two hours of GP that we had everyone completely lost it (our GP teacher included)
Parveena and twinkle were totally 5 minutes slower than everyone else, pris was in another planet, perry KEPT blowing all the mucus out of his nose, i kept thinking about how miss giam sucks her son's mucus out of his nose and i kept saying "sathish" in a damn funny way, chin seng just kept laughing at NOTHING AT ALL, nadia kept laughing cos chin seng was laughing at nothing. and basically it was crazy and we were all laughing at nothing for a good 15 minutes at least. NOT exaggerating!!!
during geog i was so excited i almost got a heart attack.
cos he said that if we answer his questions and all we can go back early. and it was FRIGGIN late already and i wanted to get home.
on the way home i saw this lady who had like... i dont know how to describe it. okay like she was basically bald in the middle of her head. and a damn big spot some more. like the size of four fists. but the thign is she had alot of hair around that bald spot. so i thought she was wearing a hat, maybe. but further inspection showed that she was indeed bald. and i... was... shocked to say the least. hahahaha.
anyway, my hamsters are damn cute like crazy and i miss josh
On my right was twinkle I-can-sleep-anywhere-anytime-even-in-the-front-row tay
and on my left was alex. Who has never taken lit before.
so we were split into groups. i was with twinkle and alex and some other girl who has really tiny eyes and i couldnt tell if she was sleeping or not and i kept looking and twinkle was like SARAH, SHE IS NOT SLEEPING. heh... i swear i wasnt and am not being mean i really couldnt tell.
so then on the peice of paper were 4 short poems. and the teacher was told us my group had the most difficult poem.
and alex said. gg-fied.
like. WHAT. IN. THE. world.
it was so funny i laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard. and for so long. and alex was like. your laughter is infectious can you shut up.
and then like. okay i got over that after 20 minutes.
then twinkle called Mrs Puff (lit teacher) over to help us and twinkle laughed the minute she came face to face with her cos twinkle says she looks like mrs puff in spongebob and she cant look at mrs puff without laughing.
so then the poem was like. something something vocanic yellow
and mrs puff said: so what colour do you think volcanic yellow is.
and twinkle was like. RED.
like.......................hello, noticed the yellow there? so i laughed again.
and then mrs puff asked if we knew what sludge was.
and alex was like. some muddy shit. and at the same time alex said that i said ALEX!
so it was DAMN funny and kezia laughed like mad.
mrs puff also did this damn retarded movement cos she was trying to explain what a spasm was. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
but really alex is a clown. now i know why during chinese they are always making so much noise.
OH YAH. then the question was "Comment on the imagery used and the visual quality or something" and alex was like. WHAT VISUAL QUALITY!? porn ah!
and at that moment, i just died. HAHAHAHAH.
then he said my drawing is like shit and he draws anime and i asked if he draws hentai. HAHAHAHAH.
but really today was so sos ososossosososososososos funny.
during the two hours of GP that we had everyone completely lost it (our GP teacher included)
Parveena and twinkle were totally 5 minutes slower than everyone else, pris was in another planet, perry KEPT blowing all the mucus out of his nose, i kept thinking about how miss giam sucks her son's mucus out of his nose and i kept saying "sathish" in a damn funny way, chin seng just kept laughing at NOTHING AT ALL, nadia kept laughing cos chin seng was laughing at nothing. and basically it was crazy and we were all laughing at nothing for a good 15 minutes at least. NOT exaggerating!!!
during geog i was so excited i almost got a heart attack.
cos he said that if we answer his questions and all we can go back early. and it was FRIGGIN late already and i wanted to get home.
on the way home i saw this lady who had like... i dont know how to describe it. okay like she was basically bald in the middle of her head. and a damn big spot some more. like the size of four fists. but the thign is she had alot of hair around that bald spot. so i thought she was wearing a hat, maybe. but further inspection showed that she was indeed bald. and i... was... shocked to say the least. hahahaha.
anyway, my hamsters are damn cute like crazy and i miss josh
shake me. 6:29 PM.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sup ladies.
My popo repeatedly tells me that putting too much pepper would make me excited. (direct translation from chinese. if you're thinking what im thinking, your brain must be filled with OMGWTFBBQ and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA)
Popo is really the Queen of Crap lah. Always, always talking nonsense.
You know where the nonsense comes from? From her FRIENDS. she always goes like "my friend said you cannot eat pepper cos it will make you excited... my friend this my friend that"
Old people can be. so. irritating. But not my gramps. they're the best. okay lah. sometimes my popo is irritating. like when i ask her if she wants to watch tv and she says no and i off it and then she goes. aiya. ok la i see whats on tv and im like...................................................................... God please give me the patience. My gonggong kept a monkey before.and a bear. like..... WHY WASNT I BORN YET... i would have totally brought the bear to school and maybe even let twinkle sleep on it if she's a good girl. I'm not too big afan of monkeys. they just look....gross.
Speaking of gross, there are more and more men who dress like retards and are totally gay and its really gross.( i am not talking about our geog teacher. im his number one fan)
i really cant stand the lit guy. During lecture today i rolled my eyes only about ten thousand times. like, really really cant stand him.
anyway, i dont understand why korkor has to be such an ass to joshybaby. dad had to sit me down and go like, you have to understand that he is your older brother so this is his way of protecting you. i said, no. he is just a self absorbed asswipe. and my dad had nothing to say.
that means he agrees. i dont know what his problem is lor. i was always so nice to his girlfriends except for horsey horseface who was like ohhh mahh gahh like seriously noooo frickinnnnnn way i am like totallyyyyy narcissistic and i think im a flower princess.
korkor thinks josh is weird cos he doesnt go out with his friends everyday like korkor does. (my brother goes out at 10pm and comes back at 6am) i'm sorry josh is not nocturnal (oh sorry correction josh is nocturnal but he works instead of getting drunk) and im sorry that he actually works. thank God my parents support josh otherwise i would be totally sad.
actually after korkor kept talking about josh being weird cos he doesnt go out with his friends i cant say that i didnt wonder why but i just presumed it was cos hes working half the time, schooling a quarter of the time and with me a quarter of the time he doesnt have time so i never brought up the topic. but after josh and i had a fight about me going out drinking with members of the opposite sex he was like "you think my friends dont ask me to go drinking and all is it. i know you dont like it so i dont do it, thats how much you mean to me. you dont even know how much i've sacrificed for you" and i was like OMGGAHSHSHF i am a totally shitheaded girlfriend.
so ever since that day which is about a week ago i have been doing my best to be good. and today i had a sudden realisation about things which definitely helped strengthen my relationship with joshy. :) and on a lighter note, a few nights ago i told joshy i want to name our daughter Sahara. he was like OK then we name our son Gobi. i was like. eat. shit. ahhaha.
anyway today after school twinkle and i went to holland v after school. we checked out all the ice cream shops for the prices and all.
frolick: 3.50
haagen daaz: 8.20 (cannot be right. HAHAHAH)
cold rock: 4.50 for like one scoop.
nydc: 3.80 for a cup (not a scoop)
the bubble tea at holland v sucks balls. (haha, sucks balls. geddit)
twinkle bought a kite for $3 which she was very very very happy about.
i told her i guarantee it'll die after two times.
she said. NO... (totally knows im right)
i bought crystal jade porridge for popo and mum cos i know they lovelovelove it. everytime i go holland v i always buy it for them. hahaha. im seriously the best daughter in the world. best grandaughter as well if you skipped the first paragraph. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
anyway. who is going to sa's band concert thingy.
My popo repeatedly tells me that putting too much pepper would make me excited. (direct translation from chinese. if you're thinking what im thinking, your brain must be filled with OMGWTFBBQ and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA)
Popo is really the Queen of Crap lah. Always, always talking nonsense.
You know where the nonsense comes from? From her FRIENDS. she always goes like "my friend said you cannot eat pepper cos it will make you excited... my friend this my friend that"
Old people can be. so. irritating. But not my gramps. they're the best. okay lah. sometimes my popo is irritating. like when i ask her if she wants to watch tv and she says no and i off it and then she goes. aiya. ok la i see whats on tv and im like...................................................................... God please give me the patience. My gonggong kept a monkey before.and a bear. like..... WHY WASNT I BORN YET... i would have totally brought the bear to school and maybe even let twinkle sleep on it if she's a good girl. I'm not too big afan of monkeys. they just look....gross.
Speaking of gross, there are more and more men who dress like retards and are totally gay and its really gross.( i am not talking about our geog teacher. im his number one fan)
i really cant stand the lit guy. During lecture today i rolled my eyes only about ten thousand times. like, really really cant stand him.
anyway, i dont understand why korkor has to be such an ass to joshybaby. dad had to sit me down and go like, you have to understand that he is your older brother so this is his way of protecting you. i said, no. he is just a self absorbed asswipe. and my dad had nothing to say.
that means he agrees. i dont know what his problem is lor. i was always so nice to his girlfriends except for horsey horseface who was like ohhh mahh gahh like seriously noooo frickinnnnnn way i am like totallyyyyy narcissistic and i think im a flower princess.
korkor thinks josh is weird cos he doesnt go out with his friends everyday like korkor does. (my brother goes out at 10pm and comes back at 6am) i'm sorry josh is not nocturnal (oh sorry correction josh is nocturnal but he works instead of getting drunk) and im sorry that he actually works. thank God my parents support josh otherwise i would be totally sad.
actually after korkor kept talking about josh being weird cos he doesnt go out with his friends i cant say that i didnt wonder why but i just presumed it was cos hes working half the time, schooling a quarter of the time and with me a quarter of the time he doesnt have time so i never brought up the topic. but after josh and i had a fight about me going out drinking with members of the opposite sex he was like "you think my friends dont ask me to go drinking and all is it. i know you dont like it so i dont do it, thats how much you mean to me. you dont even know how much i've sacrificed for you" and i was like OMGGAHSHSHF i am a totally shitheaded girlfriend.
so ever since that day which is about a week ago i have been doing my best to be good. and today i had a sudden realisation about things which definitely helped strengthen my relationship with joshy. :) and on a lighter note, a few nights ago i told joshy i want to name our daughter Sahara. he was like OK then we name our son Gobi. i was like. eat. shit. ahhaha.
anyway today after school twinkle and i went to holland v after school. we checked out all the ice cream shops for the prices and all.
frolick: 3.50
haagen daaz: 8.20 (cannot be right. HAHAHAH)
cold rock: 4.50 for like one scoop.
nydc: 3.80 for a cup (not a scoop)
the bubble tea at holland v sucks balls. (haha, sucks balls. geddit)
twinkle bought a kite for $3 which she was very very very happy about.
i told her i guarantee it'll die after two times.
she said. NO... (totally knows im right)
i bought crystal jade porridge for popo and mum cos i know they lovelovelove it. everytime i go holland v i always buy it for them. hahaha. im seriously the best daughter in the world. best grandaughter as well if you skipped the first paragraph. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
anyway. who is going to sa's band concert thingy.
shake me. 7:39 PM.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
I'm so bored now. Today i spent only about 7 hours on my math homework. of course i wasnt even trying to concentrate or anything. kor saw me doing my math and an hour later he was like... are you still at the same question??? HAHAHA.
anyway, he let me have some of his johnny walker last night. it was okay. he said i could have just a sip cos i was going to sleep already. so i was damn scared it was gonna taste like shit (beer tastes like shit) so i took a tiny sip and he said that was a lame sip. so i took a bigger sip. wasnt very strong.
then he proceeded to go outside to have a fag and said "whiskey is a man's drink"
HAHAHAHAHA. the hell. he said uncle peter drinks it all the time.
anyway today other than tryin gto accomplish some homework, i spent my day watching a whole load of tv, just like the good ol' days. it was great. then joshybaby came over and we watchd hannah montana and he made me change the channel cos apparently "hannah montana is stupid" and we watched discovery channel or something. Machines of Malice. how people in the olden days killed/tortured people. super creative. one involved tying the guy to a wheel kinda thing and rolling him down a slope so he suffered from serious whiplash and a majorly broken nose. that would suck balls man. yikes.
then josh and i went outside to eat porridge. then we watched Ancient Ink (about tattoos) with korkor on the history channel and then josh went to work.
i miss him alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i just found out my godfather has facebook. hi papa!
anyway, he let me have some of his johnny walker last night. it was okay. he said i could have just a sip cos i was going to sleep already. so i was damn scared it was gonna taste like shit (beer tastes like shit) so i took a tiny sip and he said that was a lame sip. so i took a bigger sip. wasnt very strong.
then he proceeded to go outside to have a fag and said "whiskey is a man's drink"
HAHAHAHAHA. the hell. he said uncle peter drinks it all the time.
anyway today other than tryin gto accomplish some homework, i spent my day watching a whole load of tv, just like the good ol' days. it was great. then joshybaby came over and we watchd hannah montana and he made me change the channel cos apparently "hannah montana is stupid" and we watched discovery channel or something. Machines of Malice. how people in the olden days killed/tortured people. super creative. one involved tying the guy to a wheel kinda thing and rolling him down a slope so he suffered from serious whiplash and a majorly broken nose. that would suck balls man. yikes.
then josh and i went outside to eat porridge. then we watched Ancient Ink (about tattoos) with korkor on the history channel and then josh went to work.
i miss him alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i just found out my godfather has facebook. hi papa!
shake me. 11:05 PM.
my brother is so annoying. he takes like super ass long to dress up.
he is worse than a zhabor i swear.
and guys, STOP WEARING SKINNY JEANS.
he is worse than a zhabor i swear.
and guys, STOP WEARING SKINNY JEANS.
shake me. 9:16 PM.
Yesterday i went to twinkle's house again to play with coco. she's so cute i just watch to bring her home and cuddle her. Here are the pics.
hope yall felt the love too. HAHA
hope yall felt the love too. HAHA
shake me. 2:53 PM.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
twinkle was really funny again today. i should just change my blog to allabouttwinkle.blogspot.com
HAHAHAHA.
so anyway. she was talkin gto me today IN SCHOOL and was like.
twinkle: today is... friday?
me: ...
twinkle: EH OH NO TODAY IS SUNDAY.
me: ..........................................................................................................................yes today is sunday.
then she was telling me about how she was walking earlier on in the day and trying to take off her skirt at the same time and ended up tripping over herself and kezia just laughed at her and walked off without even helping her and this teacher was like are you ok at her and she was kneeling down so she just grunted and ran off.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i laughed for so hard and for so long.
but i was really upset that i didnt see.
shit i would have laughed so loud.
it would have totally made my day.
but hearing about it works too. i laughed even when i was peeing.
HAHAHAHA.
so anyway. she was talkin gto me today IN SCHOOL and was like.
twinkle: today is... friday?
me: ...
twinkle: EH OH NO TODAY IS SUNDAY.
me: ..........................................................................................................................yes today is sunday.
then she was telling me about how she was walking earlier on in the day and trying to take off her skirt at the same time and ended up tripping over herself and kezia just laughed at her and walked off without even helping her and this teacher was like are you ok at her and she was kneeling down so she just grunted and ran off.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i laughed for so hard and for so long.
but i was really upset that i didnt see.
shit i would have laughed so loud.
it would have totally made my day.
but hearing about it works too. i laughed even when i was peeing.
shake me. 9:11 PM.
pictures from the night we had jap food (quite some time ago. im obviously just posting the pictures cos i look pretty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. there's one picture thats the most act cute picture i've ever taken. hehe)
and today when joshy came over :):):)
i'm really really photogenic like crazy= i am ugly in real life. and im sorry theres no picture of josh and i together. cos like, when i like the pic, josh doesnt. when josh likes the pic, i dont.
and today when joshy came over :):):)
shake me. 8:44 PM.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Sup. I'm feelin all hip hoppish now. no actually, not really. i just really...want to sleep.
val just said the funniest thing to me.
Valerie says:
omg
there's this girl who looks like a p_g and she hahahha is damn weird
totally random.
anyway. today was a fine day. in chinese, i irritated the hell out of laoshi. in math, i irritated the hell out of mr kuang. in recess, i irritated the hell out of twinkle. HAHAHAHAHAH.
no lah. but during chinese i kept asking laoshi what some stuff meant. and shes all like... trying damn hard to explain and LIONEL. KEPT. LOOKING. AT. ME. AND. LAUGHING. and he thinks icannot see him. pangsai.
and then during math i tried really hard to pay attention and be enthu and all. so when he asked questions i'll be all. OK! YES! and then just try to answer, which failed horribly. then chin seng was like eh you understand ah. and i was like..................no. and he was like. THEN! TALK SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
and i called my math teacher the wrong name. i called him phua when hes kuang. HEH.
today was the first dance lesson. i had soy milk before that and i felt like throwing up but i didnt. went there, did 30 crunches, 80 pushups (i did 30... judith did like, 30?...... justine did like.....................5) then we did some crazy warm ups that will make me ache like mad tomorrow and we started learning some routines and it was fast like crazy.
the dance coach is SO SUPER SUPER FUNNY. judith and i laughed like crazy. and justine kept telli gnme to shut up. oh and the best part was when our incharge of dance teacher came in.
i turned to look and my mouth was wide open because low and behold..............it was feng laoshi.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. i swear my mouth was a big O.
val just said the funniest thing to me.
Valerie says:
omg
there's this girl who looks like a p_g and she hahahha is damn weird
totally random.
anyway. today was a fine day. in chinese, i irritated the hell out of laoshi. in math, i irritated the hell out of mr kuang. in recess, i irritated the hell out of twinkle. HAHAHAHAHAH.
no lah. but during chinese i kept asking laoshi what some stuff meant. and shes all like... trying damn hard to explain and LIONEL. KEPT. LOOKING. AT. ME. AND. LAUGHING. and he thinks icannot see him. pangsai.
and then during math i tried really hard to pay attention and be enthu and all. so when he asked questions i'll be all. OK! YES! and then just try to answer, which failed horribly. then chin seng was like eh you understand ah. and i was like..................no. and he was like. THEN! TALK SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
and i called my math teacher the wrong name. i called him phua when hes kuang. HEH.
today was the first dance lesson. i had soy milk before that and i felt like throwing up but i didnt. went there, did 30 crunches, 80 pushups (i did 30... judith did like, 30?...... justine did like.....................5) then we did some crazy warm ups that will make me ache like mad tomorrow and we started learning some routines and it was fast like crazy.
the dance coach is SO SUPER SUPER FUNNY. judith and i laughed like crazy. and justine kept telli gnme to shut up. oh and the best part was when our incharge of dance teacher came in.
i turned to look and my mouth was wide open because low and behold..............it was feng laoshi.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. i swear my mouth was a big O.
shake me. 9:30 PM.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
If i could write a letter to laoshi (from crescent) this is what i'd say.
Dearest hong laoshi,
my chinese now has become hen sucks. my computer wont even let me type in chinese. that is how sucks it is. my current chinese teacher is feng laoshi. she is a pirated version of you. (feng and hong sounds the same) i miss you alot. the standard of the chinese in my current class can suck balls. I wrote a letter to my boyfriend's parents recently and i couldnt even write jian4 kang1. Please transfer to my school ke yi mah. today my chinese teacher went through the cheng yus we learnt in secondary 4 and i remember how you made bear and i tell you the meaning of all 45 chengyus and if we got it wrong we had to go back to the beginning. and we were at like the second last chengyu and you made us go back to the first one again. it was funny as hell and you laughed until you said "wo de ma ah!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. anyway. today my chinese teacher was explaining a chengyu. then she used english to tell us. the meaning was "Step by step" then she went on to the next chengyu and after 10 minutes of talking in a language that is foreign to me no one in the class understood and i was like "er... ni ke yi yong yin wen gao su wo men ma" and she was like. "ZHE SHI HUA WEN KE BU SHI YING WEN KE. BU YAO YONG YIN WEN HOR PLEASE"
yes laoshi, she told me not to use english but she said please in english. and her voice very irritating. :(:(:(:(:(:(
PLEASE LAOSHI come to my school :(
hui en shang.
Dearest hong laoshi,
my chinese now has become hen sucks. my computer wont even let me type in chinese. that is how sucks it is. my current chinese teacher is feng laoshi. she is a pirated version of you. (feng and hong sounds the same) i miss you alot. the standard of the chinese in my current class can suck balls. I wrote a letter to my boyfriend's parents recently and i couldnt even write jian4 kang1. Please transfer to my school ke yi mah. today my chinese teacher went through the cheng yus we learnt in secondary 4 and i remember how you made bear and i tell you the meaning of all 45 chengyus and if we got it wrong we had to go back to the beginning. and we were at like the second last chengyu and you made us go back to the first one again. it was funny as hell and you laughed until you said "wo de ma ah!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. anyway. today my chinese teacher was explaining a chengyu. then she used english to tell us. the meaning was "Step by step" then she went on to the next chengyu and after 10 minutes of talking in a language that is foreign to me no one in the class understood and i was like "er... ni ke yi yong yin wen gao su wo men ma" and she was like. "ZHE SHI HUA WEN KE BU SHI YING WEN KE. BU YAO YONG YIN WEN HOR PLEASE"
yes laoshi, she told me not to use english but she said please in english. and her voice very irritating. :(:(:(:(:(:(
PLEASE LAOSHI come to my school :(
hui en shang.
shake me. 9:29 PM.
Monday, February 16, 2009
I just came back from school awhile ago and took my shower.
So the day started out with me not wanting to go to school.
But i decided to go because
1. i wasnt feeling as sick as i had felt the night before
2. i'm too lazy to go to the poly clinic AGAIN (just went on saturday)
3. my brother said "i bet you're not going to school" so i gotta prove him wrong.
See korkor, im not lazy (although i just said i am in point two but shut up) and please stop reading my blog now.
Okay then i got to school and all and settled the class funds stuff (im the temp. treasurer)
and we went down for assembly. i was so frickin hot. i was suffocating and drowning in my own sweat. and i wanted to die because it was really unbearably hot.
After that we got our timetable. we had econs, pe, break, geog, break, gp. (i think)
during the break twinkle made me laugh like CRAZY.
twinkle: so gavin degraw and tim mcgraw are brothers is it.
me:.................................... one is DE graw and the other is MC graw.
twinkle: OHHHH. so they are cousins la!
me: oh. my. EH CLASS GUESS WHAT TWINKLE JUST SAID.
and during geog the funniest thing in the world happened.
Sathish was looking up and around
and the geog teacher was like. "Oh sathish, i didn't know i died and went to heaven and became a spirit"
i laughed. like. crazy. its really so funny. the way he said it and all was OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
then twinkle and i went to her house. i played with CoCo. who is the dog.
she's the cutest fattest furriestestestest dog in the world.
i hugged her while i was watching tv. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i want a dog.
then after that we took the bus back to school for parents teacher meeting.
when we arrived at the bus stop twinkle saw her friend and she wanted to ask
"No parents teacher meeting ah?"
unfortunately, twinkle being twinkle, she stumbled on her words and just kept repeating "No parents no parents no parents" quite a few times.
and me being me i stood by the side and watched and laughed.
then i met my parents and they talked to my home tutor. They said i was enthusiastic. and they have no problems discipline/school-uniform wise. Well done sarah. im so proud of you.
My home tutor was sayin something like, we're the first J1 home class since her maternity leave and she's been stuck in J2s all the way.
Twinkle said : HUH SO YOU MEAN SHE RETAIN AH?
OOOOOOOOOOOOmg.
then i showed mum my geog teacher cos i said he reminds me of joshybaby and i was like oh yeah by the way mum dont talk to him cos i forgot to bring my homework today.
so of course she just HAD to talk to him.
mum: HELLO, i am sarah's mother.
geogteacher: horror horror shock shock. (ok no he didnt actually say that but he talked alot of stuff and said this) Sarah's ok but shes sometimes in another dimension.
i was very hurt by this comment and i went back to him and said. hey man. i laugh the loudest at your jokes. and hes like. yeah but i sometimes see you doing this (pretends to close his eyes and fall asleep). and i look at him and i go "yeah it helps me visualise what youre saying". unfortunately he didnt buy it.
then i sat between juzzy and twinkle. twinkle was busy sleeping (as usual) and juzzy was eating. and i was messaging timo. and juzzy ate all the buns that my parents bought (there were 4 she ate 3.) and she left a bite from each bun and she gave them back to me. and i was like...............................................................................the hell.
after the PTM, my mum insisted that she wanted to sign up for the parent support group. i said go away. hahahaha. no i didnt. ok i did but indirectly. shes so annoying when it comes to these things. always want to volunteer. in primary school she was always there during excursions. annoyed the shit out of me. my dad even joked and was like your mum is going to be the president of the PSG. oh joy.
when we were going home i introduced timo to my mum. and his friends were next to him and i asked timo if hes still going for supper and he was like uh i dont know leh and his friend was like im broke! and MY MUM... REACHED...INTO HER HANDBAG. AND SAID. YOU NEED MONEY AH? for one, i dont even know timo's friend. number two, my mum doesnt even know timo's friend. number three. did i mention NONE OF US KNOW TIMO'S FRIEND. number four. i am really annoyed.
i came home and told my brother and he laughed his ass off.
and today i finally realised i'll never be able to experience certain things. and i am in the process of letting go.
Hope you guys had as much fun and embarrassment as i had today. love.
So the day started out with me not wanting to go to school.
But i decided to go because
1. i wasnt feeling as sick as i had felt the night before
2. i'm too lazy to go to the poly clinic AGAIN (just went on saturday)
3. my brother said "i bet you're not going to school" so i gotta prove him wrong.
See korkor, im not lazy (although i just said i am in point two but shut up) and please stop reading my blog now.
Okay then i got to school and all and settled the class funds stuff (im the temp. treasurer)
and we went down for assembly. i was so frickin hot. i was suffocating and drowning in my own sweat. and i wanted to die because it was really unbearably hot.
After that we got our timetable. we had econs, pe, break, geog, break, gp. (i think)
during the break twinkle made me laugh like CRAZY.
twinkle: so gavin degraw and tim mcgraw are brothers is it.
me:.................................... one is DE graw and the other is MC graw.
twinkle: OHHHH. so they are cousins la!
me: oh. my. EH CLASS GUESS WHAT TWINKLE JUST SAID.
and during geog the funniest thing in the world happened.
Sathish was looking up and around
and the geog teacher was like. "Oh sathish, i didn't know i died and went to heaven and became a spirit"
i laughed. like. crazy. its really so funny. the way he said it and all was OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
then twinkle and i went to her house. i played with CoCo. who is the dog.
she's the cutest fattest furriestestestest dog in the world.
i hugged her while i was watching tv. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i want a dog.
then after that we took the bus back to school for parents teacher meeting.
when we arrived at the bus stop twinkle saw her friend and she wanted to ask
"No parents teacher meeting ah?"
unfortunately, twinkle being twinkle, she stumbled on her words and just kept repeating "No parents no parents no parents" quite a few times.
and me being me i stood by the side and watched and laughed.
then i met my parents and they talked to my home tutor. They said i was enthusiastic. and they have no problems discipline/school-uniform wise. Well done sarah. im so proud of you.
My home tutor was sayin something like, we're the first J1 home class since her maternity leave and she's been stuck in J2s all the way.
Twinkle said : HUH SO YOU MEAN SHE RETAIN AH?
OOOOOOOOOOOOmg.
then i showed mum my geog teacher cos i said he reminds me of joshybaby and i was like oh yeah by the way mum dont talk to him cos i forgot to bring my homework today.
so of course she just HAD to talk to him.
mum: HELLO, i am sarah's mother.
geogteacher: horror horror shock shock. (ok no he didnt actually say that but he talked alot of stuff and said this) Sarah's ok but shes sometimes in another dimension.
i was very hurt by this comment and i went back to him and said. hey man. i laugh the loudest at your jokes. and hes like. yeah but i sometimes see you doing this (pretends to close his eyes and fall asleep). and i look at him and i go "yeah it helps me visualise what youre saying". unfortunately he didnt buy it.
then i sat between juzzy and twinkle. twinkle was busy sleeping (as usual) and juzzy was eating. and i was messaging timo. and juzzy ate all the buns that my parents bought (there were 4 she ate 3.) and she left a bite from each bun and she gave them back to me. and i was like...............................................................................the hell.
after the PTM, my mum insisted that she wanted to sign up for the parent support group. i said go away. hahahaha. no i didnt. ok i did but indirectly. shes so annoying when it comes to these things. always want to volunteer. in primary school she was always there during excursions. annoyed the shit out of me. my dad even joked and was like your mum is going to be the president of the PSG. oh joy.
when we were going home i introduced timo to my mum. and his friends were next to him and i asked timo if hes still going for supper and he was like uh i dont know leh and his friend was like im broke! and MY MUM... REACHED...INTO HER HANDBAG. AND SAID. YOU NEED MONEY AH? for one, i dont even know timo's friend. number two, my mum doesnt even know timo's friend. number three. did i mention NONE OF US KNOW TIMO'S FRIEND. number four. i am really annoyed.
i came home and told my brother and he laughed his ass off.
and today i finally realised i'll never be able to experience certain things. and i am in the process of letting go.
Hope you guys had as much fun and embarrassment as i had today. love.
shake me. 10:12 PM.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
shake me. 5:08 PM.
By the way.
Josh and i are having war now.
Josh and i are having war now.
shake me. 2:57 PM.
Valentines Day can kiss my ass.
Yesterday was so eventful like crazy.
It started out with me waking up at 8.23am so i could go to the poly clinic with my parents.
Dad went to see the doc for his cough while i went for my knee/sorethroat.
I got an appointment at SGH to see the specialist.
High chance i might have to go for physiotherapy
so like. sigh. at least i got 6 weeks of no pe.
Anyway, after the polyclinic we went to the sinseh cos my mum wanted to ask him why i have crazy bruises all over my body. he said its normal. (duh.........................................)
then we went home and then went to ahyee's house for lunch.
Best lunch i've had in awhile. Food-wise.
Joshy came with my Vday present. it was really sweet and simple and cute.
I felt bad cos i thought we had an agreement to not get each other anything. Now i know that that never happens.
After lunch, joshy and i went upstairs to the living room to chille.
We fell asleep on the sofa.
Then we went home.
Joshy tried to study.
I decided to write a letter to my potential in laws.
After that, i changed and joshy and i went off.
Joshy dropped me at westmall while he went off to work at about 5.15pm.
i was supposed to meet caryn at 5.20pm for a movie (New In Town. sucks balls) which was at 5.35pm but she was late and so i walked around (i love walking in westmall i dont know why)
i went to pet lovers' and bought a toy for mum's kids to play dog and bone.
We missed the movie so in the end we ended up at Jurong Point to catch the 7pm show.
I met Ernie on the way. All the while i thought her name was Aisah. thank God i didnt go like HI AISAH! (or at least i think i didnt)
So we went to jurong. it was so spastic. caryn and i totally didnt know where Golden Village was. and i wanted to go up to the guy in the hair salon and ask him and i got his attention already (i was standing right in front of him) and i was like Uh Excu- and then i got pulled away by caryn. Way to make me look like a moron caryn. hhahahahaha.
Then i had to ask another guy and he looked at me like im trying to sell him stuff. and i was like UH do you know where golden village is. and he was like sorry no. like damn scared that i am going to make him buy some shit.
KNN.
so we were like lost lah. in Jp. then caryn asked this woman and she knew where it was. stupid.
the queue was so long and JJ lin was there. Caryn likes JJ. I like Josh. HAHAHAHAHA.
after the movie we decided to walk around cos caryn needed to buy a necklace for her penpal-sortof-friend.
She couldnt find one that she liked so we left. it was like 9 40pm.
then she refused to take pictures on the train cos she didnt want people to look so she asked me to take the train with her to yew tee and take photos there. i said No. Frickin. Way.
so we ended up taking photos at gombak. Unfortunately, caryn didnt like any of the photos. it was damn spastic. but i laughed so hard.
then i went home. then i went out.
it was like1030pm.
cheeseballs and min min were downstairs having a drinking party. so i decided to join in. i didnt drink much. like, i drank 2 table spoons. HAHAHA. but they were so smashed already. it was hilarious.
then deveyan and raied and his friends came. i only remmeber i kept callin gthis guy zhihua but his name was zhihao. and another guy was wearing a shirtthat said choking hazard and an arrow that pointed to his dick but i really couldnt understand until about half an hour later. but after i got it i thoguht it was funny. hahahahaha.
Minmin,cheeseballs and i went to pee about 5 times at least last night.
i was drowning my sorrows in water taken from the water cooler in a Green tea can.
Rockstar, right?
Deveyan drinks like a monster.
Oh and i met my long lost neighbour.
He's studying philosophy in nus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
he was takin out a box from his pocket and i was like OMG YOU SMOKE?
and it was lakerol. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
so he gave me one but i sorta dropped alot on the floor heh.
so i have to buy him another box. hahaha stupid.
okay love yall. pictures soon once i figure out how to post. raied, help!
Yesterday was so eventful like crazy.
It started out with me waking up at 8.23am so i could go to the poly clinic with my parents.
Dad went to see the doc for his cough while i went for my knee/sorethroat.
I got an appointment at SGH to see the specialist.
High chance i might have to go for physiotherapy
so like. sigh. at least i got 6 weeks of no pe.
Anyway, after the polyclinic we went to the sinseh cos my mum wanted to ask him why i have crazy bruises all over my body. he said its normal. (duh.........................................)
then we went home and then went to ahyee's house for lunch.
Best lunch i've had in awhile. Food-wise.
Joshy came with my Vday present. it was really sweet and simple and cute.
I felt bad cos i thought we had an agreement to not get each other anything. Now i know that that never happens.
After lunch, joshy and i went upstairs to the living room to chille.
We fell asleep on the sofa.
Then we went home.
Joshy tried to study.
I decided to write a letter to my potential in laws.
After that, i changed and joshy and i went off.
Joshy dropped me at westmall while he went off to work at about 5.15pm.
i was supposed to meet caryn at 5.20pm for a movie (New In Town. sucks balls) which was at 5.35pm but she was late and so i walked around (i love walking in westmall i dont know why)
i went to pet lovers' and bought a toy for mum's kids to play dog and bone.
We missed the movie so in the end we ended up at Jurong Point to catch the 7pm show.
I met Ernie on the way. All the while i thought her name was Aisah. thank God i didnt go like HI AISAH! (or at least i think i didnt)
So we went to jurong. it was so spastic. caryn and i totally didnt know where Golden Village was. and i wanted to go up to the guy in the hair salon and ask him and i got his attention already (i was standing right in front of him) and i was like Uh Excu- and then i got pulled away by caryn. Way to make me look like a moron caryn. hhahahahaha.
Then i had to ask another guy and he looked at me like im trying to sell him stuff. and i was like UH do you know where golden village is. and he was like sorry no. like damn scared that i am going to make him buy some shit.
KNN.
so we were like lost lah. in Jp. then caryn asked this woman and she knew where it was. stupid.
the queue was so long and JJ lin was there. Caryn likes JJ. I like Josh. HAHAHAHAHA.
after the movie we decided to walk around cos caryn needed to buy a necklace for her penpal-sortof-friend.
She couldnt find one that she liked so we left. it was like 9 40pm.
then she refused to take pictures on the train cos she didnt want people to look so she asked me to take the train with her to yew tee and take photos there. i said No. Frickin. Way.
so we ended up taking photos at gombak. Unfortunately, caryn didnt like any of the photos. it was damn spastic. but i laughed so hard.
then i went home. then i went out.
it was like1030pm.
cheeseballs and min min were downstairs having a drinking party. so i decided to join in. i didnt drink much. like, i drank 2 table spoons. HAHAHA. but they were so smashed already. it was hilarious.
then deveyan and raied and his friends came. i only remmeber i kept callin gthis guy zhihua but his name was zhihao. and another guy was wearing a shirtthat said choking hazard and an arrow that pointed to his dick but i really couldnt understand until about half an hour later. but after i got it i thoguht it was funny. hahahahaha.
Minmin,cheeseballs and i went to pee about 5 times at least last night.
i was drowning my sorrows in water taken from the water cooler in a Green tea can.
Rockstar, right?
Deveyan drinks like a monster.
Oh and i met my long lost neighbour.
He's studying philosophy in nus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
he was takin out a box from his pocket and i was like OMG YOU SMOKE?
and it was lakerol. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
so he gave me one but i sorta dropped alot on the floor heh.
so i have to buy him another box. hahaha stupid.
okay love yall. pictures soon once i figure out how to post. raied, help!
shake me. 2:29 PM.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Today's post will be a short one.
I'm hurting all over. Externally. Internally im warm and fuzzy as a fuzzy person can be. :)
I went to the sinseh today. While he was "tui-na-ing" me i was thinking about the fact that maybe twinkle introduced me to this sinseh cos like, she wants to kill me. i swear. i felt like the guy was crushing my bones. He hit me damn hard. He's from china. so i was trying to explain that it was FCKSDHFING painful. and i was like. NI KE YI BU YAO DA WO LE MA???????
cos he was using like a frickin mallet to hit me. Welcome to Hell all over again.
Seriously, im not kidding i think if childbirth is as painful as that i will seriously consider adoption. Next time i go i think i'll ask the female sinseh if childbirth is more painful.
I brought eleph-ant with me today. Poor poor yellow eleph-ant. I completely dug deep into his cotton fur and left my hand print there. It was so bad. I cried again, this time more than before.
I miss joshybaby. He's still in school now.
Dear joshy,
i like you so much better when you're naked.
HAHAHAHAHA.
I'm hurting all over. Externally. Internally im warm and fuzzy as a fuzzy person can be. :)
I went to the sinseh today. While he was "tui-na-ing" me i was thinking about the fact that maybe twinkle introduced me to this sinseh cos like, she wants to kill me. i swear. i felt like the guy was crushing my bones. He hit me damn hard. He's from china. so i was trying to explain that it was FCKSDHFING painful. and i was like. NI KE YI BU YAO DA WO LE MA???????
cos he was using like a frickin mallet to hit me. Welcome to Hell all over again.
Seriously, im not kidding i think if childbirth is as painful as that i will seriously consider adoption. Next time i go i think i'll ask the female sinseh if childbirth is more painful.
I brought eleph-ant with me today. Poor poor yellow eleph-ant. I completely dug deep into his cotton fur and left my hand print there. It was so bad. I cried again, this time more than before.
I miss joshybaby. He's still in school now.
Dear joshy,
i like you so much better when you're naked.
HAHAHAHAHA.
shake me. 8:01 PM.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Jack of all trades master of none.I have given myself that nick since last year when i got about purely Bs for all my subjects. I thought maybe i could up them to an a1 during o levels but unfortunately they upped to A2s. i have 5A2s, 1 A1 and 2B3s. still Jack.
Today was craaazy.
I totally psyhed myself up for Nexus right, since i basically had no other choice. so when i got there and they started having a meeting i wanted to die. Like, i dont mean to be mean lah but the people in nexus.................................................... The president is nice like crazy. but the rest of the people are the Kings of Dorkusville. and like. okay i can still hang with dorky people im fine with that but the worst thing was they are like damn slack like crazy. They have like this food bazaar coming up and the president assigned them to go check out the prices of different food sold at different places so they can get the cheapest supplier. and they didnt do it. and she was like really frustrated but they were still laughing and all like but its so mafun lets just get from giant all that kinda bull. and the bestthing is the president has to submit the proposal to the big P by FRIDAY. THIS FRIDAY. like. such a slack club already at least have some...sense of urgency and all. But seriously i couldnt do it. so i had to leave. and i had to drag twinkle out cos i couldnt leave her dying there. but now shes stil thinking of going back (i dont know what to do with her)
so then i went to check out the Drama board. while looking for it i found the Dance board and just decided to see where they were, with no intention of going at all. i only noted level four lah. so i went to the drama board and it said lecture theatre two. and most trials started at 230 and it was alrdy 3 thanks to nexus. (btw only 5 people including me and twinkle turned up for nexus) so i rushed to the drama room and they were playing whacko on stage so like DAMN frickin awkward to go in. Moreover i met daniel teo on the way and he was all like SARAH DONT GO IN DONT GO IN. in the end i went to the toilet to change to my pe shirt which i had to buy cos i didnt bring one cos i thought nexus all the way for me. (nexus doesnt require you to change into pe shirt)
So on the way dan and i had this conversation. (note that this was after i looked at drama)
me: okay shit i think i have to try for dance lah.
dan: what. you?. dance?. OMG?. SARAH ARE YOU SURE.
me:....................................i always dance.
dan: where???
me: uh in church.
dan: WHAT??? BUT CHURCH IS DIFFERENT SARAH. (Starts to freak out)
me: aiyah trust me lah i can dance.
dan: OMG? ARE YOU SURE.
dan obviously thinks im a moron. but anyway so i go up to level four half heartedly and i meet wilson my lovelylovely cousin and he tells me to go inside so i do and i write my name and get a group. then half of us go to the canteen and wait where i meet judith and her friend jolene. we talk about bowling and drama (back up plans). then its our turn and im scared but not to the freak out stage cos i dont even want to be in dance. just trying out cos i have no where to go. and freddy teaches us the routine and we do it a couple of times then we go out and the 1st group auditions then we go in and we have to dance in front of everyone in groups of like 5 random people. and we had to do freestyle as well which wasnt as scary as i thought. In the end, to our utmost surprise judith and i got in.
i was talking/bein greally happy for jussy who got in and i halfheard the person call my name so i had no idea and no one else had an idea and if i go and sit with the accepted peopl eand in the end im not called i will be the joke of the next 5 years. HAHAHAHAHA. but no, i got in. i double checked. major whoop. so now im going to stay lah! and love dance. i just thought it was hilarious that i went from mAjOr L to coolest CCA. hahaha. crazy. so yay, im happy. thank God. now i hope my knee doesnt completely bail on me.
Today was craaazy.
I totally psyhed myself up for Nexus right, since i basically had no other choice. so when i got there and they started having a meeting i wanted to die. Like, i dont mean to be mean lah but the people in nexus.................................................... The president is nice like crazy. but the rest of the people are the Kings of Dorkusville. and like. okay i can still hang with dorky people im fine with that but the worst thing was they are like damn slack like crazy. They have like this food bazaar coming up and the president assigned them to go check out the prices of different food sold at different places so they can get the cheapest supplier. and they didnt do it. and she was like really frustrated but they were still laughing and all like but its so mafun lets just get from giant all that kinda bull. and the bestthing is the president has to submit the proposal to the big P by FRIDAY. THIS FRIDAY. like. such a slack club already at least have some...sense of urgency and all. But seriously i couldnt do it. so i had to leave. and i had to drag twinkle out cos i couldnt leave her dying there. but now shes stil thinking of going back (i dont know what to do with her)
so then i went to check out the Drama board. while looking for it i found the Dance board and just decided to see where they were, with no intention of going at all. i only noted level four lah. so i went to the drama board and it said lecture theatre two. and most trials started at 230 and it was alrdy 3 thanks to nexus. (btw only 5 people including me and twinkle turned up for nexus) so i rushed to the drama room and they were playing whacko on stage so like DAMN frickin awkward to go in. Moreover i met daniel teo on the way and he was all like SARAH DONT GO IN DONT GO IN. in the end i went to the toilet to change to my pe shirt which i had to buy cos i didnt bring one cos i thought nexus all the way for me. (nexus doesnt require you to change into pe shirt)
So on the way dan and i had this conversation. (note that this was after i looked at drama)
me: okay shit i think i have to try for dance lah.
dan: what. you?. dance?. OMG?. SARAH ARE YOU SURE.
me:....................................i always dance.
dan: where???
me: uh in church.
dan: WHAT??? BUT CHURCH IS DIFFERENT SARAH. (Starts to freak out)
me: aiyah trust me lah i can dance.
dan: OMG? ARE YOU SURE.
dan obviously thinks im a moron. but anyway so i go up to level four half heartedly and i meet wilson my lovelylovely cousin and he tells me to go inside so i do and i write my name and get a group. then half of us go to the canteen and wait where i meet judith and her friend jolene. we talk about bowling and drama (back up plans). then its our turn and im scared but not to the freak out stage cos i dont even want to be in dance. just trying out cos i have no where to go. and freddy teaches us the routine and we do it a couple of times then we go out and the 1st group auditions then we go in and we have to dance in front of everyone in groups of like 5 random people. and we had to do freestyle as well which wasnt as scary as i thought. In the end, to our utmost surprise judith and i got in.
i was talking/bein greally happy for jussy who got in and i halfheard the person call my name so i had no idea and no one else had an idea and if i go and sit with the accepted peopl eand in the end im not called i will be the joke of the next 5 years. HAHAHAHAHA. but no, i got in. i double checked. major whoop. so now im going to stay lah! and love dance. i just thought it was hilarious that i went from mAjOr L to coolest CCA. hahaha. crazy. so yay, im happy. thank God. now i hope my knee doesnt completely bail on me.
shake me. 9:13 PM.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Hello yall. welcome to my new blog. :) i have officially ditched blogdrive for life and given in to peer pressure. (i have used blogdrive the past few years cos i thought blogspot was lame etc etc) No i am kidding, i switched to blogspot in hopes that i can post more than one frickin picture. i have decided that, after seeing lukey bringing a camera around, to stop being lazy and bring a camera everywhere i go and take pictures and post it here so everyone can see whats going on in my life. HAHAHA. but yeah. then BB and all can see whats up. i know i just like really recently created blackgloss but i had to ditch that cos i needed a new beginning. and i named this post a different kinda first cos the past few days all my firsts have been about school. like first time in a college (which i am slightly regretting/thinking about regretting?) and alot of new friends.
okay so anyway, today in school we had a damn slack day.
like, Student development (which is like cme) then GP then break then math then break then lit then chinese then go home. I ended at 3. chinese was and always has been a waste of my life. The only difference now is that i am in a class full of Mes (they all love chinese as much as i do). Basically, no one gives a shit and its back to secondary school where we sit there and count how many times the teacher says a certain word. Word count today was i think more than 30. My chinese teacher speaks in half english and half chinese. Which is good and bad in a crazy way. But i guess when it comes down to the real lessons he will speak in full chinese. Omg, laoshi, i miss you :(
Speaking of missing people. i miss BB. and Kaoniu. Today i asked a friend if he cut his hair and he said yes and i started thinking of shiyu and how she always answers "no the uncle behind me smoking then burn off my hair" in response to YOUCUTYOURHAIRAH typa questions. shes so funny like crazy. Then i laughed to myself. Oh by the way, this layout was supposed to be temporary. But i think now im just gonna leave it forever because i cant be bothered. its really hard to do HTML shit and codes and all. Hate. It.
Anyway. quick updates before i go and crash.
1. 6 months ago i twisted my knee while dancing in school (i know damn loser). and i thought it was nothing. and i thought itd like heal on its own cos like i sprained my ankle when i was in sec 3 or something and it healed by itself. So as the months went by the knee didnt get better. but like i could walk fine only when i jumped or ran it'll resprain. and i think i kept procrastinating visiting the sinseh cos i was scared that it'll hurt. but finally cos school is starting and if i run during pe i think i will really kill myself so i had to go. And oh. my. gosh. the pain was far worse than i had ever anticipated. I cried. and mum was standing at the door and i shouted FUCK. wasnt intentionally (haha, when is it ever intentional, right?) but luckily she just looked at me sympathetically. It was really the worst experience in my life. and i dont think thats the worst part. the worst part is that i have to go back 2 more times and she said if she cant rub it well i need to get an operation because i apparently tore my tendon abit. and she said there is a possibility that i can tear it completely. Nice thought there eh. so like, crap lah.
2. My CCA will be Nexus Club which is the slackest CCA in the world. (apart from like, Bridge Club) Normal CCAs require like 7 hours of your time in a week but Nexus requires only like, 3half. which is like fantastically fabulous if you ask me. And i can still come back and swim my heart out. HAHA. but the flip side is its a damn loser CCA. oh and for those of you who dont know, Nexus is basically the easier version of Entrepreneur Club. There is a Co-op in school (which is the bookshop) and we have to do shifts and help the aunty sell things (SOUNDS SO FUN RIGHT). Apparently only twinkle and i feel that way so uhm. yah. Before i went to the chinese sinseh (that was when i thought my leg was still ok i had no idea i tore a tendon) i was already thinking of nexus but i wanted to put Dance as my first choice. The tryouts are tomorrow and obviously now i cant go so. Nexus here i come!
3. Joshy and I are still fine and dandy. My schoolmates know about him all so thats great. (so there is no misunderstanding)
4. I'm horrified by the lectures and the workload and all. I dont know how i am going to cope. But i have to cope because no way in hell will i retain. Timo and i will mug our asses off together.
5. Raied just said im not pretty when im tired. THANKS LOR.
6. I'm in the same school with alot of people that i absolutely lovelovelove so thats fantastic and i thank God for that. I'm in the same class as twinkle, jussy's in the class beside me, timo's somewhere, clara and deredee (both from crescent) are in my class as well. shen shin (from church) is in CJ also. i dont really LOVE him cos we dont talk much but at least we can go to church together or something.
7. I have lovely new friends. :) IG26 and Class 1T05.
8. My hamsters are smelly little buggers.
okay so anyway, today in school we had a damn slack day.
like, Student development (which is like cme) then GP then break then math then break then lit then chinese then go home. I ended at 3. chinese was and always has been a waste of my life. The only difference now is that i am in a class full of Mes (they all love chinese as much as i do). Basically, no one gives a shit and its back to secondary school where we sit there and count how many times the teacher says a certain word. Word count today was i think more than 30. My chinese teacher speaks in half english and half chinese. Which is good and bad in a crazy way. But i guess when it comes down to the real lessons he will speak in full chinese. Omg, laoshi, i miss you :(
Speaking of missing people. i miss BB. and Kaoniu. Today i asked a friend if he cut his hair and he said yes and i started thinking of shiyu and how she always answers "no the uncle behind me smoking then burn off my hair" in response to YOUCUTYOURHAIRAH typa questions. shes so funny like crazy. Then i laughed to myself. Oh by the way, this layout was supposed to be temporary. But i think now im just gonna leave it forever because i cant be bothered. its really hard to do HTML shit and codes and all. Hate. It.
Anyway. quick updates before i go and crash.
1. 6 months ago i twisted my knee while dancing in school (i know damn loser). and i thought it was nothing. and i thought itd like heal on its own cos like i sprained my ankle when i was in sec 3 or something and it healed by itself. So as the months went by the knee didnt get better. but like i could walk fine only when i jumped or ran it'll resprain. and i think i kept procrastinating visiting the sinseh cos i was scared that it'll hurt. but finally cos school is starting and if i run during pe i think i will really kill myself so i had to go. And oh. my. gosh. the pain was far worse than i had ever anticipated. I cried. and mum was standing at the door and i shouted FUCK. wasnt intentionally (haha, when is it ever intentional, right?) but luckily she just looked at me sympathetically. It was really the worst experience in my life. and i dont think thats the worst part. the worst part is that i have to go back 2 more times and she said if she cant rub it well i need to get an operation because i apparently tore my tendon abit. and she said there is a possibility that i can tear it completely. Nice thought there eh. so like, crap lah.
2. My CCA will be Nexus Club which is the slackest CCA in the world. (apart from like, Bridge Club) Normal CCAs require like 7 hours of your time in a week but Nexus requires only like, 3half. which is like fantastically fabulous if you ask me. And i can still come back and swim my heart out. HAHA. but the flip side is its a damn loser CCA. oh and for those of you who dont know, Nexus is basically the easier version of Entrepreneur Club. There is a Co-op in school (which is the bookshop) and we have to do shifts and help the aunty sell things (SOUNDS SO FUN RIGHT). Apparently only twinkle and i feel that way so uhm. yah. Before i went to the chinese sinseh (that was when i thought my leg was still ok i had no idea i tore a tendon) i was already thinking of nexus but i wanted to put Dance as my first choice. The tryouts are tomorrow and obviously now i cant go so. Nexus here i come!
3. Joshy and I are still fine and dandy. My schoolmates know about him all so thats great. (so there is no misunderstanding)
4. I'm horrified by the lectures and the workload and all. I dont know how i am going to cope. But i have to cope because no way in hell will i retain. Timo and i will mug our asses off together.
5. Raied just said im not pretty when im tired. THANKS LOR.
6. I'm in the same school with alot of people that i absolutely lovelovelove so thats fantastic and i thank God for that. I'm in the same class as twinkle, jussy's in the class beside me, timo's somewhere, clara and deredee (both from crescent) are in my class as well. shen shin (from church) is in CJ also. i dont really LOVE him cos we dont talk much but at least we can go to church together or something.
7. I have lovely new friends. :) IG26 and Class 1T05.
8. My hamsters are smelly little buggers.
shake me. 9:34 PM.
